Duke Nukem Forever Rated "M" For Immature

gh0ti

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If this was anything but Duke Nukem, I'd be wrinkling my nose and asking what the developers hoped to achieve by stooping so low.

But it is Duke, so I'm not asking. Hypocritical as it may be.
 

Legion

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Legion said:
If this game gets released and played without any controversy then I will not be able to express my shock.
Scorched_Cascade said:
You might want to start work on a system to cope with your shock just in case. Okay I'm sorry that was bad.
Madara XIII said:
Judging by your avatar you won't be able to contain your...SYSTEM SHOCK!!!

Badump tish!!
blaize2010 said:
your systemshock?
Honestly? The same joke three times in one thread?

You sadden me dear Escapists.
 

SinisterGehe

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Nouw said:
I'm quite surprised ESRB accepted it! Well the question now is will it actually release? reach other countries' censors.
I know how this is going to end up.
Germany will ban it.
Some UK Mom will get angry because she bought her kid the game and the content is not fitting to him (Even it clearly states it is mature rated) and demands it to be banned from all UK and also some stupid amount of money.

Fox makes a news report how "Video games have gone too far" and "Do not let your kids play these, it will turn them rapist/murderer/violent/stupid/bad person in general" and "Why all video games should be banned".

Then internet community will rage and moan for a while and the normality is resumed till next questionable title comes out.
 

Osaka117

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The urinating thing was to be expected since you can do it in Duke's other games, but the poop throwing thing seemed like a bit of a curve ball. Not that I have anything wrong with that, I have utmost trust in Duke, it's just that it doesn't seem very practical for fighting aliens with. So what, does he just throw crap around for the lulz? Is he just trying to prove that there's literally nothing he can do to make himself seem less badass?
 

The Wykydtron

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Lul woot?

I think i can handle all the awesome...

I'm pretty sure i haven't lost my fondness for immature jokes, i loled at Bulletstorm at least

Thank god my Birthday is in May. I'm pretty sure my wallet will be fucked by then
 

ToysforGuns

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Wow, just wow. http://www.ausgamers.com/news/read/3017490 I cannot believe Duke Nukem Forever has passed classification... here... in Australia... uncensored (read article)
 

twaddle

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Just make sure those wankers absolutely know the game is rated "M" so that they will look like twits when thjey start to complain on fox.
 

roostuf

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Well what do you expect its FUCKING-DUKE-FUCKING-NUKEM!!!

of course there will be sexual and crude themes in the game, thats why its famous( an of course it took not so "forever" to make).
 

DudeistBelieve

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There's immaturity, then this. How fucking ridiculous.
I'm definately not getting this, and I stand by my prediction in a post I did a couple of weeks ago that Duke will simply not live up to the hype. Either that, or it will, and then everyone'll sort of sober up from the 15-year-long hype and then realise it's a shit game. Which I think it will be. Go on Duke, prove me wrong, with your mediocre graphics, stupidly simple gameplay and less maturity than a 7-year-old.
First of all: Definitely.

2ndly this kind of humor, this kind of raunch IS Duke Nukem. That *IS* living up to it's namesake. Are you that much of a prude you can't enjoy tongue and cheek humor throw back to 90's?

I don't have any hype for this game save what I've seen in the trailers. The campaign looks fun and different from the plethora of shooters on the market right now. The only thing that worries me is how the controls will be, beyond that I can't see how this will fail.
 

Chewster

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I can get the desire for retro goodness, but really? I mean, we weren't expecting this to be in good tastes, but I got over playing this type of game around the same time I stopped being a rebellious teenager.

I'm not saying everything needs to be a serious angst-fest or anything, but I already own Duke Nukem 3D and can play it any time I want to play something that has grade-school level humour in it. Aside from the ego-meter part (which is an interesting idea), this looks horrendously weak and dated.

And here I thought the industry was at least trying to grow up a bit.
 

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Loved Bulletstorm (though the story was a bit lacking)....
Did this.....did this really surprise you?

OT: I wonder if there is any reason for picking up feces and throwing it at walls. Or is it just for shits and giggles? Because in that case.....what the flippin heck?
 

WaderiAAA

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Oh god, I live in Australia. All news was good news until now, and seeing this article, I really don't see it going past the iron grip of the OFLC. =(
Or if it does, it will definitely win GameSpot's "most surprising game to make it past Aussie censorship" award for 2011.
 

Madara XIII

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Legion said:
Legion said:
If this game gets released and played without any controversy then I will not be able to express my shock.
Scorched_Cascade said:
You might want to start work on a system to cope with your shock just in case. Okay I'm sorry that was bad.
Madara XIII said:
Judging by your avatar you won't be able to contain your...SYSTEM SHOCK!!!

Badump tish!!
blaize2010 said:
your systemshock?
Honestly? The same joke three times in one thread?

You sadden me dear Escapists.
HOLY CRAP!! Dude I had no idea that others made the same joke. Seriously though, that is pretty damn funny that 3 of us obliviously made the same joke.

Sorry about that DX
 

SilverUchiha

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Scorched_Cascade said:
Legion said:
If this game gets released and played without any controversy then I will not be able to express my shock.
You might want to start work on a system to cope with your shock just in case. Okay I'm sorry that was bad.
I was thinking the exact same thing, maybe with different wording.

OT: As bad as everyone assumes this game will be, I still want to check it out. It's fuckin Duke! Regardless, I assume Fox will not let this pass by their poorly established newsteams and off-the-corner psychiatrist advice. :D