Dumbass Thieves Attempt Robbery in Sharpie Masks

[ZombieGenesis]

Anyone who watches QI might be reminded of a similar story.
A man attempting to rob a bank without a mask was shocked to find that people could see his face on camera...apparently someone had convinced him that lemon juice over his face would distort his image.

 

[theultimateend]

Really? Alcohol was involved? This has to be the first time in the US something extremely stupid that could have gone extremely bad had Alcohol as a variable.

I'd challenge anyone to think of even one other time.

 

[aruseusx]

 

[lazy_bum]

This is the funniest thing all day, nearly fell off my chair laughing at the mug shots.

*facepalms*

 

[dalek sec]

*Facepalms* No other words come to mind right now....

 

[khululy]

Them boys done did it again.
Those fellas must be thicker than the bog of them lousiana swamps.

They look like they have been assaulted by the Jigglypuff from the pokémon cartoon.

 

[Enzeru92]

wow well played dumb ass. This just makes me worry of the future of mankind when burglars use markers as mask

 

[Gene O]

Never mind retribution or punishment. I want to confront people like these with the full force of my pity. I'd sit them down in a room like police would for an interrogation and ask them questions like, "How much does it suck to wake up every morning and realize you're still you?" or "Are you so stupid that you don't realize how pathetic you are?"

 

[A Weary Exile]

My thoughts exactly. There aren't enough words in any language of the world to truly express how idiotic this is.

 

[Pm0n3y]

This shit is so fuckin horrible, i can't even do a facepalm right!

*calms down* okay, okay, let me try again

...
AAAAAGH! GODDAMMIT!

 

[ssgt splatter]

Oh my...
Well, that's about as dumb as the bank robber who stood in line with his mask on waiting his turn so he could rob the bank.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Them boys done did it again.
Those fellas must be thicker than the bog of them lousiana swamps.

They look like they have been assaulted by the Jigglypuff from the pokémon cartoon.

HAHAHAHA! I never thought of that! Give yourself a cookie!

 

[orangebandguy]

I read this last week, brilliant. It's funny how stupid some people can be.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

You know what I hate?
I submitted this to failblog twice, but it didn't go up because of a backlog of fail. When someone ELSE submitted it, it went up on the freaking front page! ARGH!!
On this other hand, they were drunk. Shows people who think drinking is fun!

 

[Robert632]

this is why i don't drink, stupid things like that look smart.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I can't believe there was no common sense..but tehn again, what is common sense for anybody trying to make a mask of anything? Permanent markers on the face? Why didn't they just draw penises on their faces, they could have said that somebody was picking on them.

oyyy.....

 

[Sethzard]

Wow their clever "DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR"

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

There alibi should of been they were trick or treating

 

[ProfessorLayton]

How long had they been drinking? That sounds like something that you would only do after hours and hours of alcohol.