Now, just for the real twist, all the booth babes are actually dressed like this:
Oh, you thought they meant women?
Oh, you thought they meant women?
EA Demands "Acts of Lust" With Comic-Con Booth Babes
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me too but it probably will happen.....King_Paco said:
with promising of things like a sinful night... some of the attendees may lose it a bit....
Knowing them, the prize will be monumentally overhyped:
Advertised: "Dinner and a SINful night with two hot girls, a limo service, paparazzi and a chest full of booty."
Reality: KFC with 2 fat chicks, the limo Jeremy Clarkson made out of a Fiat Panda, one bored guy with a disposable camera, and a box of all the stuff they couldn't give away at Comic-Con.
Advertised: "Dinner and a SINful night with two hot girls, a limo service, paparazzi and a chest full of booty."
Reality: KFC with 2 fat chicks, the limo Jeremy Clarkson made out of a Fiat Panda, one bored guy with a disposable camera, and a box of all the stuff they couldn't give away at Comic-Con.
I'm sure you could have found a prettier man than that. I think it's the top. Probably 4-5 beers before I'd consider it.The_root_of_all_evil said:Now, just for the real twist, all the booth babes are actually dressed like this:
Imagesnip
Oh, you thought they meant women?
I could have, but can you imagine the torment of having to curl up to him against wanting to win the competition. I'd pay to see thatAmnestic said:I'm sure you could have found a prettier man than that. I think it's the top. Probably 4-5 beers before I'd consider it.The_root_of_all_evil said:Now, just for the real twist, all the booth babes are actually dressed like this:
Imagesnip
Oh, you thought they meant women?
(I was actually going for a picture of Bruno, but they're all rather large.)
Oh yes sir, you win this thread on so many levels.The_root_of_all_evil said:Now, just for the real twist, all the booth babes are actually dressed like this:
Oh, you thought they meant women?
On topic, this is a bad idea. Then again, we've had worse ideas, such as leaving fake body parts around London to advertise Resident Evil 5 (people thought they were real and got police involved, I believe). By comparison EA are pretty damn sane. Then again, this is EA we're talking about, they're pretty much a bunch of idiots anyway so it's not surprising they came up with this idea. Can't really see it working out though.
Great. Now I can't stop thinking about mouldy prostitutes and bursting out laughing.MaxTheReaper said:
I love you EA.
We have had our problems in the past, and sometimes you still annoy me.
But by giving people the opportunity to spend a night with 2 booth babes (escorts), in the back of a limo, with alcohol and low inhibitions is just amazing.
I wish I was at Comic-con, I'd charm my way through the booth babes and get myself some free stuff. I can honestly think of no better way to spend a day.
We have had our problems in the past, and sometimes you still annoy me.
But by giving people the opportunity to spend a night with 2 booth babes (escorts), in the back of a limo, with alcohol and low inhibitions is just amazing.
I wish I was at Comic-con, I'd charm my way through the booth babes and get myself some free stuff. I can honestly think of no better way to spend a day.
Well, this is just plain bizarre, not to mention that it isn't going to give videogames (and, by extension, gamers) a good image here.
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WHAT THE DEUCE!
I was going to say a bunch of things, but I just can't wrap my mind around this.
Why is EA going to such effort to hype such an insultingly degenerative and generic game?
Ellipses are the only way to express my sentiments.
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WHAT THE DEUCE!
I was going to say a bunch of things, but I just can't wrap my mind around this.
Why is EA going to such effort to hype such an insultingly degenerative and generic game?
I wonder if the writing in Dante's Inferno will be able to meet the extremely high level of quality that is contained in the line "chest full of booty." My guess is not.
From a literary standpoint, it's a little funny, seeing as Dante wrote the Divine Comedy to include his perfect woman. Of course, she shows up in Heaven, not as part of a photo scavenger hunt.
From a literary standpoint, it's a little funny, seeing as Dante wrote the Divine Comedy to include his perfect woman. Of course, she shows up in Heaven, not as part of a photo scavenger hunt.
