EA Says Penises Are Fine, But No Boobs, Please

[Saskwach]

The temptation is strong but I still refuse to bring out my more despicable puns.

Haven't got the balls for it, or do you not think it will make a vas deferens enough to be worth it?

Just lying prostate like that seems like a cop-out.

Ok, your remarks left a glansing wound.

I'm sure you meant to say cock-out, but I'll run it down for you. Sporn reminds me of the term "If you erect it, they will cum", and while I don't mean to beat around the bush, or, heaven forfend, dick around, I feel that this understanding should be made more pubic so that its truth, though still a seminal idea, can be seeded to the peeple.

PS: I had better but it's gone now.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?

Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.

So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them.

It's a load of bollocks in my opinion.

Only because people are dicking around with it.

What knob-heads.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

The temptation is strong but I still refuse to bring out my more despicable puns.

Haven't got the balls for it, or do you not think it will make a vas deferens enough to be worth it?

Just lying prostate like that seems like a cop-out.

Ok, your remarks left a glansing wound.

I'm sure you meant to say cock-out, but I'll run it down for you. Sporn reminds me of the term "If you erect it, they will cum", and while I don't mean to beat around the bush, or, heaven forfend, dick around, I feel that this understanding should be made more pubic so that its truth, though still a seminal idea, can be seeded to the peeple.

PS: I had better but it's gone now.

Ok, ok. I think this has gotten a little out of hand



.....job.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

On this 'diverted' subject, I think this does sort of prove part of the OP.

Dick jokes are fine...but there's very rarely a breast or vagina joke that's not specifically offensive. Off the top of my head (Damn, I'm doing it now), I can't think of one.

 

[shadow skill]

Hmm EA seems to enjoy penis. Shame we can't have boobs apparently.

 

[TheCountBlackMetal]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?

Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.

So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them.

It's a load of bollocks in my opinion.

Only because people are dicking around with it.

What knob-heads.

The balls bags just dont know when to stop do they.

TheCount

 

[MaybeTroll]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?

Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.

So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them.

It's a load of bollocks in my opinion.

Only because people are dicking around with it.

What knob-heads.

The balls bags just dont know when to stop do they.

TheCount

They have a real hard-on for making bad decisions, I'd say.

 

[chwynn]

Hmmm... I call Rule 34 on this one.

 

[Arkitext]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

It's nothing more than a little prick really.

 

[TomNook]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

I guess they're not inphallible.

Yeah, they totally had sex with us...what?

Yep, they totally dropped the balls on that one.

So true, now we've really got a Bone to pick with them. I Wood have to say they've gone too far this time - they should Stick to making games, not censoring them. Otherwise they'll surely go Bust. Maybe this would be a good topic for the Pole of the Week?

Yes, I have a reputation for taking things too far. But if it makes someone, somewhere, laugh, then it's worth it. For the record, all the entendres in this thread are the reason I signed up to post in the first place.

They were really anal about this whole situation.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Wow...Doublt standards much? EA don't mind cock...boobs are too far?!??

I'm not sure how much I'm looking forward to spore anymore. Sure, it'll probley be a good game, but I don't want to be running thought the jungles of my home plantet being chased by a gaint penis. It was funny the first time...but after you've seen 50 of thoughs things the joke wares off a lot.

 

[Sennz0r]

The temptation is strong but I still refuse to bring out my more despicable puns.

Haven't got the balls for it, or do you not think it will make a vas deferens enough to be worth it?

Just lying prostate like that seems like a cop-out.

Ok, your remarks left a glansing wound.

I'm sure you meant to say cock-out, but I'll run it down for you. Sporn reminds me of the term "If you erect it, they will cum", and while I don't mean to beat around the bush, or, heaven forfend, dick around, I feel that this understanding should be made more pubic so that its truth, though still a seminal idea, can be seeded to the peeple.

PS: I had better but it's gone now.

You sir, just made me laugh way too much, so a bit of retaliation maybe?

Spore seems like quite a susperm game from my pole of view. The verility to create your own cocktures in a videocame semens quite cool, although I haven't put a hand on it myself.

 

[captainfuzzy]

Wow, that's nuts.

Yeah, quite a cock-up.

yeah EA really shafted us gamers.

EA's enforcement isn't rigid enough, and until it is, nothing is going to come out of it.

 

[yzzlthtz]

probably banned for the name more than anything.

creatures are usually flagged by players (it's quite easy to do. i've done it accidentally even).

but yeah, i could make way more impressive tits than that thing (with the creature creator)...

 

[Jamash]

You shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Sounds like another cock and ball story to me...