EA to Ruin Man's Life for APB Marketing Stunt

[Rarhnor]

Poor guys. I can't help but think that they were somehow forced into 'volunteering' for the marketing stunt

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Why did I instatly think Gamer (the movie).
My 1000th post!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Five bucks says that before this is all said and done, either unlucky Jordan or poor Josh will have at least three penises tattooed onto his face.

At the very least, three once 4chan gets wind of this, if they haven't already.
Just further proof that the EA Marketing Department is from some lower level of Hell (reference: Zero Punctuation: Dante's Inferno [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1472-Dantes-Inferno]).

 

[dark_taint92]

This is not going to end well at all. theres going to be all kinds of weird suggestions but a 2 to 1 bet the top 3 results are penis on fore head, swastika on the fore head or tattoo beard

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

The Poll that could send Justin Bieber to Korea was fake, i wouldn't be suprised if this isn't going to happen either.

 

[tkioz]

Oh yea this is going to end well.

 

[Cabisco]

Oh Ea, you do amuse me. You really seem to have changed from that evil corp to just fucking funny. Good games and insanity make me a loyal customer

 

[Antitonic]

Aww... I was expecting something more like CHIKARA's Create-A-Wrestler.

 

[Canid117]

Quick any /b/tards on here, MAKE SURE YOUR BRETHEREN KNOW OF THIS CONTEST!!!!!

 

[rabidmidget]

I bet people are already researching where would be the most painful places to have tattoos, because they're sadists like that.

 

[MurderousToaster]

This guy must be pretty big-balled to pull a stunt like this.

Also, I played the APB beta and it was thoroughly meh.

 

[Flying Dagger]

Where do I go to vote for multiple penis tatoos on their faces?

 

[Cain_Zeros]

God damn it EA, just advertise your product like a normal multi-billion dollar corporation instead of setting the internet loose on some poor bastard's face.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Hey!

Sometimes we, the internet, are very responsible. Take as an example, if you will, our collective decision to send Justin Bieber to North Korea.

Exactly, we can only do something good in this competition. Not good for the participants, certainly, but good for us at least.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

i envision a grand total of over nine thousand penises, some swastikas, multiple forms of the word "******", about 3-5 appearances of Goatsee, and at least one overly large depiction of pedobear

 

[gamer_parent]

oh god, this is going to be an absolute trainwreck... and it's going to be awesome.

 

[Sir Kemper]

This is going to end very, very badly.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

This, will not end well.

In any "Good" manner, that is.

"Evil", on the other hand.. >