eBay Bans Spells, Potions, and Curses
A new draconian sales policy tosses working-class wizards out on the street.
These are hard times for wizards. With the economy tanked and unemployment soaring, it's always the incidental commodities that seem to lose consumer interest first. Whether that means passing on the day's second latte, saving gas by biking to the office once a week, or forgoing a monthly spell of virility, people are making hard cuts everywhere they can. For wizards, witches, warlocks, voodoo-meisters, curse-casters, and general hex-doers, things are about to get even worse; eBay is closing down one of their few, precious means of peddling potions, granting wishes, and forcing magical love via the internet to deserving Muggles everywhere.
As part of its 2012 Fall Seller Update, eBay has chosen to officially ban the sale of "spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic; prayers; blessing services; magic potions; and healing sessions." This comes after Port Foozle [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/remains.html] around here.
Until the ban goes into effect, you're still free to choose from a vast array of magiks currently available on the site. Feeling lonely? Perhaps you'd be interested in a Haunted metaphysical courage discipline success respect wealth spell ring [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Love-Trap-Spell-Give-Them-NO-CHOICE-But-To-Love-YOU-/251128693198?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a786fc1ce]" instead.
For those wanting to get in on some last-minute insta-sexiness, -wealthiness, or -wolfiness (and who wouldn't?), you'd better act quick. These spells and ones like it will soon only be available through those shady, black market alleyways of the internet where, without eBay's regulatory process, disreputable sellers won't be keen to offer full refunds or fast shipping on their questionable spells of indeterminate origin.
Source: Geek.com [http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/ebay-will-soon-ban-the-sale-of-magic-spells-potions-and-hexes-20120817/]
Image: eBay [http://www.ebay.com/itm/POWERFUL-MAGIC-SPELL-OF-WEREWOLF-TRANSFORMATION-lycan-shapeshift-vampire-haunted-/320965048854?pt=UK_Metaphysical_New_Age&hash=item4abb01fa16]
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A new draconian sales policy tosses working-class wizards out on the street.
These are hard times for wizards. With the economy tanked and unemployment soaring, it's always the incidental commodities that seem to lose consumer interest first. Whether that means passing on the day's second latte, saving gas by biking to the office once a week, or forgoing a monthly spell of virility, people are making hard cuts everywhere they can. For wizards, witches, warlocks, voodoo-meisters, curse-casters, and general hex-doers, things are about to get even worse; eBay is closing down one of their few, precious means of peddling potions, granting wishes, and forcing magical love via the internet to deserving Muggles everywhere.
As part of its 2012 Fall Seller Update, eBay has chosen to officially ban the sale of "spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic; prayers; blessing services; magic potions; and healing sessions." This comes after Port Foozle [http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies/remains.html] around here.
Until the ban goes into effect, you're still free to choose from a vast array of magiks currently available on the site. Feeling lonely? Perhaps you'd be interested in a Haunted metaphysical courage discipline success respect wealth spell ring [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Love-Trap-Spell-Give-Them-NO-CHOICE-But-To-Love-YOU-/251128693198?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a786fc1ce]" instead.
For those wanting to get in on some last-minute insta-sexiness, -wealthiness, or -wolfiness (and who wouldn't?), you'd better act quick. These spells and ones like it will soon only be available through those shady, black market alleyways of the internet where, without eBay's regulatory process, disreputable sellers won't be keen to offer full refunds or fast shipping on their questionable spells of indeterminate origin.
Source: Geek.com [http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-cetera/ebay-will-soon-ban-the-sale-of-magic-spells-potions-and-hexes-20120817/]
Image: eBay [http://www.ebay.com/itm/POWERFUL-MAGIC-SPELL-OF-WEREWOLF-TRANSFORMATION-lycan-shapeshift-vampire-haunted-/320965048854?pt=UK_Metaphysical_New_Age&hash=item4abb01fa16]
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