Josh12345 said:
TheDoctor455 said:
Josh12345 said:
"I think I've got one to top that," he began, "Once upon a time, the Black Company was working for The Lady, a sorceress who, at the time, had god-like power. She could hide her appearance from everyone save a select few - even making you forget what she looked like as soon as you looked away from her - she could conjure storms out of nowhere... and turn even her bitterest enemies into her willing slaves. And... she lost nearly all of that power... because of me. She ruled over a mighty empire that stretched thousands of leagues in all directions with an iron fist... and again, she lost all of that... because of me."
"How did I do it?" he went on, grinning wistfully, "How did I bring this mighty giant low? I... I..."
He trailed off for a dramatic pause.
"I wrote hopelessly naive fantasies about her... which she read without my knowledge," he paused again, "And she... started acting like them... and then... she started to love me. And I her. Heh. My brothers of the Black Company never let me live that one down."
''Acting like them?'' Endya scoffed. Unless this sorceress was similar to the divines in that her very being was completely at the mercy of mortals' perception of her, Endya doubted she was serious about this. ''Well, go on Mara's boy, what happened next?''
Joncis beamed at her, hoping she hadn't opened an emotional jar best left untouched. Could those arrows be reserved for this sorceress' killers? Joncis then detached himself from this conversation and took another drink. It was late afternoon, surely we're making good time.
"Not Mara," he said, "Not by a long-shot. As for tied to the world's very fabric? Perhaps. But... not this one. My history is not this world's history. Not anymore anyway. Might've been once. Then the Nine idiots came in and bulldozed over everything, leaving only scraps of the former world in their wake. But... tied to my perceptions of her? Perhaps. But only in a manner of speaking. I suspect that she only started acting like what I wrote down simply to mess with me. Think about it. If a being you know could kill you with a single hapless thought suddenly started acting EXACTLY, right down to small gestures and slight body language like the crap fantasies you'd written up out of sheer boredom... well... wouldn't you be more than a little unnerved? Heh. Didn't help that the rest of the Black Company never stopped riding me about those damn fantasies, now our boss was getting in on it. Not saying we fell into love immediately either. There was a lot she was doing at the time that repulsed me, but well... she was a hell of a lot better than her husband, who was still buried somewhere, waiting to be woken up."
He paused, as if for breath.
"Don't look surprised. You really can't walk from one town to the next without tripping over at least three ancient evils sealed in a clay chamber pot or whatever," he coughed, "Anyway, she... seemed to take a liking to me more than I did for her at first. For one thing, when I was forced to lead the remainder of the Black Company out of her lands to flee to safety from her more powerful servants that had grudges against us... well... she seemed deeply hurt when I told her she had betrayed me, and not the other way around. Worth mentioning, at the time, she was still trying to keep her husband from escaping his little prison and doing battle with the hundreds of his underlings that his... 'escape attempt' had spawned."
He took a quick swig out of his flask without spilling a drop.
"Gah," he groaned, "Then... she lost all of her power, and while she did eventually regain some fragment of it back..." he trailed off wistfully for a moment, "Well... let's just say while she was vulnerable... she had to confront the very thing she had been trying quash inside her all that time. That last bright spark left in her. That fire grew, and well... heh... I'll spare you the gory details but I'll give you one of the highlights."
He took another swig from his flask, and returned it to his satchel.
"During one of our first main forays against the Shadowlords, and our first great victory... we ended up killing one of them, who turned out to be one of her former servants. Stormbringer. And well... before the battle, I told her that we'd make it through this battle and well... 'have a go at it' in the soon-to-be liberated city. Find a bed somewhere maybe. Heh. We went at it in Stormbringer's bed before the night was over, and that's where our daughter was conceived. Apparently."