Elderly Woman Pokes Cable, Cuts Internet Access in Three Countries

Dango

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51gunner said:
Dango said:
Apparently the internet is not shovel proof.

And three years in prison seems more than bit excessive.
Well, the consequences of depriving that many people of internet are more dire than just cutting off people's gaming connections. Think of all the purchases and business deals that might have been interrupted by that. Anyway, they're letting her off presumably because she was old enough to have no idea what the hell it was.

Oh yeah:
In Soviet Russia, old ladies DDOS you!

(Also, I really hate captchas)
It's more the fault of whoever built the cable. If am old woman with a spade can break it then they need to re-think their design a bit.
 

Living Contradiction

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One cable. Millions of people affected by the slight damaging of one cable.

Someone really needs to turn these folks on to the concept of parallel circuitry.
 

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Just about the funniest thing I've seen in a long time :D

From what I remember from a few of my classes and odd discussions with the tech people I work with, you can push copper to close to the speed of fiber. Because there is still "resistance" from not perfect optics, the speed is somewhere in the range of 2/3's that of light in a vacuum, and electricity can almost keep up... Almost
 

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Jaranja said:
Heh... I love that.

"She's old... *sighs* Let's get back to work."

Maybe this is a marketing scheme by Notch... OMG THERE'S GOING TO BE CABLES IN MINECRAFT.
We've already got Red stone dust that covers the purpose of wire, THEORY DEBUNKED.
 

bushwhacker2k

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Wow, that'd suck, they didn't bother telling people where not to dig? It seems kind of important... for obvious reasons.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
I'm going to go ahead and say that if a 75-year-old digging with a dinky shovel could damage it, it wasn't "heavily protected"
Uhh yeah, pretty much what I'm thinking. I mean it majorly sucks that happened, but come on, it was clearly an accident, the thing was not adequately protected, and she is an old lady. I really hope they leave her alone and don't pursue any charges against her.

Maybe put a sign up that says "Don't Dig Here: Poorly Protected Telecomm Cable"
 

Anarchemitis

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My Dad is working on a construction site where they have to plan carefully with Municipal administration for the land because the major Fiber optic line that connects Vancouver is under the job-site (as well as a kerosene fuel line that's piped out to YVR)
Interruption of the signal gets the Government fined $5,000,000/hour.
 

DasDestroyer

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Meh, iron and crap like fiber-optic cables spawn near ground level. She needs to go deeper[sub][sub][sub][sub]INCEPTION[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] if she wants gold or diamonds.
 

dmase

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Holy fuck a spade? What are they running one of those little grey modem cables over 100's of miles? Thats hilarious and go grandma.
 

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samsonguy920 said:
kitsuta said:
You may notice the part where a single fiber optic cable carried the internet for over 3.2 million people.
That's still more than what most of the US has to deal with. The old lady should have been digging over here for copper wire.
Most of the US in terms of people or in terms of land mass?

Though I wouldn't be surprised if there are over 3.2 million US citizens with worse or without internet, especially in rural areas. I know several people still on dial-up, or who have very spotty connections, because their local friendly monopolies decided it wasn't profitable enough to bring the connection into a low-density town.

That problem, plus this story, make me hope that the Google experiment in Kansas City [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108873-Google-Building-Ultra-Highspeed-Internet-Line-in-Kansas-City] works out as well as it possibly can. Out of all the reasons to not have an internet connection, "because no one's bothered to run a line" has to be one of the silliest and easiest to (theoretically) solve.
 

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kaizen2468 said:
I find it odd that all that was concentrated into 1 cable.
Doesn't make much sense really.

Nevertheless, hilarious. It'd be funny trying to explain to your friends that you couldn't go on the internet because some elderly woman poked a cable.

It's a pity that 3.2 million people lost their internet -temporarily-, pretty sad.
 

gyroscopeboy

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see, THIS is (another reason) why Australia is so shit...even 3rd world nations full of political unrest and street bombings have better internet that us!
 

Danpascooch

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The sad thing is, so many of these cables are completely unprotected, the undersea cables connect entire continents and could be severed by so much as a misplaced anchor, could you imagine if terrorists got smart and went for to interwebz? WE'D BE OUT OF LOLZ!