English Breakfast!

[Daystar Clarion]

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What are those two orange things to the left of the egg? And you need more bacon.

That is a tomato cut in half.

Also, everything needs more bacon.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I hate tomatoes, but other than that, that looks like a great breakfast. Might have to make one someday...

 

[Lukeje]

Mmmm... Saturday and Sunday are the two days I have time to make myself a fried breakfast, and you can be sure I take advantage of that fact. Normally bacon, fried eggs, bacon, toast, beans and sausages, with fried bread made using the leftover bacon fat (if I'm feeling too lazy / run out of bread the fat just gets poured over the rest of the meal). Sometimes, if I'm feeling healthy, I'll fry a tomato as well, but that occurrence is rather rare. A side of English Breakfast tea tops the whole thing off. I still need to get down to the market in order to get me some black and / or white pudding though. That stuff is lovely...

 

[Westerschwelle]

I have to say that after 8 months of eating Army breakfasts, you all can go fuck yourselves. Also, look at this omelet:

Sweet Jesus.

MRE's are awesome

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It amazed me how we(I assume you're English from the pro-black pussing stance) can have a go at the Scottish

We're English. Having a go at other countries is our national sport

 

[Julianking93]

Haha, I was just trying to defend the great English breakfast, they're simply amazing. I never understood why Americans eat dessert for breakfast.

No clue either. I'm English, actually (living in America) but I prefer American breakfast. Probably because I'm vegetarian and cakes, waffles and egg based foods are more vegetarian friendly than... all that stuff in English breakfasts.

Oh and I do like English food generally better than American. But their breakfast is way better in my opinion.

 

[FamoFunk]

Toast, Bacon, Omelette, Half Tomato, Sausage, Hash Brown is perfect for me.
I don't like Beans and the other stuff.

There's an amazing Cafe by me in Cardiff that does basically a pick 'n' mix when it comes to Breakfast, so nice with their cuppa and all.

 

[Yellowbeard]

Hold the beans, get bigger sausages and then we'll be on the same page.

Best breakfasts I ever had were in England.

 

[Popadoo]

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Sir, for the past few months, I have watched as you do our country proud.
You are a true Brit, this I cannot deny. You educate others of our superior meals, such as your thread on Fish n' Chips, and the very thread we speak on.
To those saying this hearty breakfast looks disgusting, I say Bah! They have obviously never tasted such a delicious meal in their miserable mornings.
Go fry one up, THEN come back and complain about it!
Now directed at Daystar again, I hope to see more of these true British threads!

*Sips tea*
Continue the discussions, people!

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Eggy in a basket for me anyday. It's not fancy but it's amusing and makes me happy in the tummy

Spoiler: Eggcellent....

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It amazed me how we(I assume you're English from the pro-black pussing stance) can have a go at the Scottish

We're English. Having a go at other countries is our national sport

Touche good sir. That and sticking flags in things that don't technically belong to us...

Not our fault that they didn't have any flags.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Us brits don't do much right when it comes to food but we manage to get breakfast spot on. I have to limt myself to a full english every so often otherwise I'd have it everyday. Oh and op I am noticing a distinct lack of HP sauce in the picture, you cannot have an English breakfast without HP

 

[mbug]

It amazed me how we(I assume you're English from the pro-black pussing stance) can have a go at the Scottish

We're English. Having a go at other countries is our national sport

No good sir... We Australians take that medal We just do it in various ways, comedy mainly

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It amazed me how we(I assume you're English from the pro-black pussing stance) can have a go at the Scottish

We're English. Having a go at other countries is our national sport

No good sir... We Australians take that medal We just do it in various ways, comedy mainly

Aren't you just our convicts anyway? The only real challenge we have in arrogance is the French. And the two of us have been at war for longer than any two other countries in the history of the world.

 

[mbug]

It amazed me how we(I assume you're English from the pro-black pussing stance) can have a go at the Scottish

We're English. Having a go at other countries is our national sport

No good sir... We Australians take that medal We just do it in various ways, comedy mainly

Aren't you just our convicts anyway? The only real challenge we have in arrogance is the French. And the two of us have been at war for longer than any two other countries in the history of the world.

Well played good sir.

 

[dreddfan]

Sausages, eggs, baked beans, bacon, tomotos, hashbrowns, toast and fried mushrooms.

These are the defenders of British Breakfast, bestowed the honour by the Great British Food God to vanquish all the nasty after effects of alcohol.

Nothing against you personally, but I think it's gross that you guys can't touch a vegetable without frying it. I would say to think of your heart, but if you're english then you're probably cheerfully pickling your liver as it is. I mean, your breakfast IS a hangover cure for a reason...

Will you be giving classes on racism later?

 

[Ghengis John]

Will you be giving classes on racism later?

I've had some english friends. My hatred comes from a place of love.

Besides, I'm not a fully accredited professor of racism.