English Breakfast!

[Daystar Clarion]

To the OP: what person with a hangover would want to take the time to make all of that?

You'd be surprised.

I fought through killer hangovers to make a fry up because I know that I'll feel better once I've lined my insides with 9 litres of grease.

 

[dreddfan]

...English cooking has got to be the worst thing ever.

Just behind American cuisine.

 

[dreddfan]

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

 

[Julianking93]

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You complain about the fat in an english breakfast, but look at the size of that knob of butter on the pancakes!

Hey, a bit of butter is nothing compared to that of the fat in OP's English breakfast.
Besides, I usually take the butter off

 

[Joby Baumann]

there's a reason no one goes to England for the food

 

[aashell13]

Lawdy lawdy. there ain't even grits in that mess. Ain't a proper top-notch breakfast without some good grits.

are those black things...mushrooms? wth? you eat that?

 

[dreddfan]

there's a reason no one goes to England for the food

Not enough fat in it?

 

[Guffe]

I've had "English Breakfast" a few times in my, so far short life, and it's the best thing ever!! Honestly the guy who came up with it should win a Nobel or something.

 

[Westerschwelle]

Well then, how about a nice german breakfast?

 

[capper42]

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You complain about the fat in an english breakfast, but look at the size of that knob of butter on the pancakes!

Hey, a bit of butter is nothing compared to that of the fat in OP's English breakfast.
Besides, I usually take the butter off

Haha, I was just trying to defend the great English breakfast, they're simply amazing. I never understood why Americans eat dessert for breakfast.

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

This exactly. We have some fantastic food. The English breakfast isn't the best showcase of that, despite it's deliciousness. The point behind it is that it's something substantial with lots of different ingredients you can knock up with minimum effort.

 

[Bishop99999999]

I have to say that after 8 months of eating Army breakfasts, you all can go fuck yourselves. Also, look at this omelet:

Sweet Jesus.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You twat, I'm starving now! I prefer me a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich, I just can't really eat a full breakfast. Also I don't like eating fried eggs on a plate. That sounds odd, but it makes sense to me.

I've never been to America but my friend says their breakfast is just sugar coated sugar shit. And apparently they don't have sausages (like in the pic). I think I'd die.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You twat, I'm starving now! I prefer me a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich, I just can't really eat a full breakfast. Also I don't like eating fried eggs on a plate. That sounds odd, but it makes sense to me.

I've never been to America but my friend says their breakfast is just sugar coated sugar shit. And apparently they don't have sausages (like in the pic). I think I'd die.

They eat dessert for breakfast. Something ain't right there.

 

[Hoplon]

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

My Dad once said of America that he had never seen such good produce and such bad food.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Where's the black pudding? That's not a proper breakfast without a bit of fried blood clot.

Yeah, that fry is a fraud!


THIS

is breakfast.

We Irish know how to do it right. Who'd have mushrooms when you can have even MORE meat?

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My Coco Pops seem so inadequate now.
I think a trip to Centra is in order, mmm... hot chicken sandwich.

 

[mikey7339]

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What are those two orange things to the left of the egg? And you need more bacon.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I'm more cliche. I nice plate of bacon, deep fry the eggs in the leftover bacon grease, with a side of sausage, and white toast with REAL blueberry jam.

Still that Poppycock looks awesome.

 

[Hookman]

Just looking at the makes me want to throw up >.<

Looking at that makes me aroused. Which one of us is the strange one?

Hint:

Spoiler

You

Its 3.20 PM and all I can think about is a full English now. The answer? Brinner!!!

 

[Zantos]

Hmmm, it is true that the full English is the greatest meal ever invented. Followed closely by the Sunday roast and several types of curry.

However as stated, missing black pudding. Fried, grilled or cold, it needs to be there.

Also, what sort of puny breakfast is that? It needs 3 of everything! Minimum!

 

[iFail69]

I really really want an English breakfast now... TO THE SUPERMARKET!