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Incompl te

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A simple technique that can turn simple English into Engrish!

ENGLISH:
My vaccine is full of pockmarks and rabies. Whatever will my puppy dog and guinea pig do?

ENGRISH:
I is full of pockmarks and rabies vaccine. What do guinea pig or a dog?

HOW TO ENGRISH:
How to Engrish:
1. Go to http://translate.google.ca/translate_t#en|ja|
2. Type in your text.
3. Copy the Japanese text that shows up and paste it into the text box.
4. Click the swap button below the text box
5. Profit!

Post your original sentence and your Engrishfied sentence below. Have fun!
 

NeoAC

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Original:The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Japanese: クイック茶色のキツネが怠惰な犬を飛び越えた。
Back Again: 飛BI越ETA the lazy dog The quick brown fox.

I think I broke it.....
 

The Brian J

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Original: "Senator Dashmop, come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!"

Engrished: "Senator Dashmop, get down! You are right next to the competition on price!"
 

Falconknight06

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Call me Ishmael, slayer of all who vanquish the Cheese makers

becomes

My Ishmael, cheese makers claim killing of people getting rid of all
 

LilGherkin

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WARNING!!! TEXT WALL AWAITS FOR THOSE THAT CLICK. P.S. How do I make the box say text wall instead of spoiler?


Original:Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Engrished:
I tried until now have met a girl so far
However, you want her love, waiting
Let's talk about my situation in my house
I'm a girl from the American people talkin 'It was
This way, I had met her concert tour
She had long hair and short miniskirts
I'm on stage in sweat drippin ', pourin'
I'm walkin 'is a crowd, whom I met
I heard her, "the image, whispering the booth!
So if I may make a couple of questions please refer to the evidence you are 100 "
I asked her her name and her chatter chatter blah
She pants and Sunday September 10 was a very big bra
I was a couple of her passions in a movie
I said, "more like it?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started her throwin 'bass, throwin' back mid-range start
However, I cracked the problem of her strange behavior, such as
And when asked, "man of the house?" She tried to pretend
She said, "I No, I have friends"
Now, I 'did not
I did think this is my song

You will now need to do, he says the friend
And he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
However, he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
But he says the friend

It was bad, in terms of talk time
I have 'friends did not mind havin a crime
'Cause I have a friend who is, in fact
As Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, Jacq
Forget about the talk Let me go
About a girl named blah talk talk, I respect
So, talkin ', getttin' start of the familiar
Time Spendin 'so you can build a more
To understand the relationship between the
How we are plannin 'I will be in the future
Sound all sweet and dandy
It is because of my treatment and did not know
Was established after a cool, were all
This is a tour, she went to school
She is what every day I doin 'what you see is called the
Every time, I have her somethin 'that seems brewin' called
I have to get a man, called his room and called again
I said, "Yo, Who?" "Oh, he is my friend" is
In other words, Do not gimme gimme do not have
Cancellation of the place of birth

You will now need to do, he says the friend
And he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
However, he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
But he says the friend

So I had a surprise visit to her university
Since it was exquisite, to see my daughter
It was a Sunday school, I had known her
The first semester of school year
I'm the gatekeeper, she went to the residence of the request
This man to me, fill out the form Visitor
He, like I said I was very
To see my baby doll, I am pleased to say
I'm in front of the dormitory arrrived
Yo, I have a three or a single door?
They indicate whether it was a moment
I, for such an event did not know
So I came and opened the door to her room
Oh, snap! I think I saw?
My tongue kissin 'my girl in the mouth,
I went south to the shock of my mind
I am so, please take a message to send.
She, however, or talk to a girl who has no friends


The prior is a song written by Biz Markie entitled "Just A Friend"
 

ThreeWords

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English: Hello, I am Three Words. I am an infamous scribbler

Engrish: Hi, I have three words of one. I am notorious literary statement
 

Bunnymarn

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Okey dokey, I got some dodgey ones:

English: I'm more smarter than you!

Engrish: I'm smarter and more!

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English: The suprise is that it's a suprise!

Engrish: Surprise, surprise it is!

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English: Hot chocolate gives me an orgasm.

Engrish: News orgasm give me a hot chocolate!

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English: Wave goodbye to your head, wanker

Engrish: Your head, wave goodbye to the wanker.
 

Outasync

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She sells sea shells over by the sea shore.

Engrish:
That she sells sea shells by the seashore.
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Escapist is awesome.

Engrish:
It's escapism.
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Suck my wanker.

Engrish:

Suck his wanker.
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Reply to thread.

Engrish:

Reply to the thread.
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bad rider

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There once was a man named jim, jim is annoying
かつて男ジム、ジムですいらいらした
The name of the gym is a bad time, Jim

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N0b0dy

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nglish
"why the hell am i writing this?
i guess i'm pretty bored"

engrish:
"Why the hell I am writing this?
I guess I'm pretty boring"

google insulted me :'-(
 

SoonerMatt

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English:
These are not the droids you're looking for.

Japanese:
これらの、お探しのdroidsされていません。

Engrish:
These droids you are looking for is not.
 

Outasync

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It's a staircase of candy.

Engrish:
Are those steps?

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I think Kirby is a bulbous pink ball.

Engrish:

It is bulbous pink ball and I think Kirby.
 

revolverwolf

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Well... This is kinda weird. Engrish isn't a great language to be honest. I'll just stick to English.

Well ... That is so odd. Japanese English is not great honest language. I'd leave the English.
 
Feb 23, 2009
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I did two :)

English

I cant believe I lowered myself to actually do this. Seriously! I have a life and right now I'm at home typing this into a translator for people who I have never met to have a good laugh at. How sad.

Engrish

To do so I really cannot believe I lowered myself. Seriously! I have now is a translator, I have never met in person for a hearty laugh, and live in this type. How sad.

English

I'm doing it again. Why am I doing it again? I could be doing something useful now. You know. Like curing diseases or world hunger.

Engrish

How do it again. What is it? Now, I can do something useful. You know. To cure world hunger and disease.
 

ThePoodonkis

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But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid are more fair than she.
Be not her maid, since she is envious.
Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my lady, oh, it is my love!
Oh, that she knew she were!
She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?
Her eye discourses, I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks.
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
Oh that I might be a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
しかし、ソフト!あそこの窓を通してどのような光の区切り?
これは、東には、ジュリエットは太陽だ!
公正な太陽と月のしっとの発生を殺す、
すでに病気にされ、淡い悲しみに
なたは、彼女のメイドさん以上の公正されています。
うらやましされて以来、彼女は、彼女のメイドしてください。
彼女の女ですが、病気と緑のカラーリングは、
noneを指定するが、愚者は劣化する。それを出演。
それは私の女は、ああ、それは私の大好きです!
あら、それは彼女がいました!
彼女は、まだ何も言う彼女は語っています。どういうことか?
彼女の目の言説は、私がお答えします。
私も太字午前、 ' tis私に彼女は語っていない。
2つのすべての天国では、美しい星が、
懇願する彼女の目がある一部の事業を行う
復帰までは、その分野できらきらしてください。
彼女の目がされた場合はどうすれば、彼らは彼女の頭の中?
彼女の頬と恥のこれらの星の明るさ
昼光ランプとしてなされる;天国で彼女の目
ストリームを経由するので、明るく風通しの良い地域
夜には鳥の歌とされていないと思う。
を参照してください彼女の手をどのように彼女の頬を感じました!
あは私が手には手袋、かもしれない
それが私の頬に触れる可能性があります。
But, soft! What separated the light through yonder window?
This is the east, and Juliet is the sun!
The killing occurred just jealous of the sun and the moon,
Is already sick and pale with grief
You are more than fair maid she says.
Since the envy of her, please her maid.
She is a woman, sick and green colors,
none is specified, the fool is deteriorating. Cast it.
That's my girl, Oh, I love it!
Oh, it was her!
She will make her say anything yet. What it meant?
Her eye discourses, I will answer.
I am bold, 'tis she is not telling me.
2 are all in heaven, the stars are beautiful,
Some businesses do have to beg her eyes
To return, please twinkle in their field.
When her eyes have to do, they in her head?
The brightness of these stars and the cheeks of her shame
Made a daylight lamp; her eyes in heaven
We go through a stream, bright and airy area
At night I do not think the song of birds.
I felt her cheeks in her hands? Please see!
I was in my glove hand might
May touch on my cheek.
 

cptjack42

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I am going to kill you.

Perhaps, that with that competently murder you intend because of I it is thing.

Okay, so I did it a few times =D