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Sir Ollie

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English: I sometimes on a friday eat bananas as they are healthy except if you smothered it in chocolate

Wtf: I sometimes will eat a banana with the exception of the gold is if you have health, smothered in chocolate

Edit - LOL

English: Ring ring ring ring banana phone

?: Phone RINGURINGURINGURINGUBANANA
 

Shapsters

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WARNING!!! TEXT WALL AWAITS FOR THOSE THAT CLICK. P.S. How do I make the box say text wall instead of spoiler?


Original:Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Engrished:
I tried until now have met a girl so far
However, you want her love, waiting
Let's talk about my situation in my house
I'm a girl from the American people talkin 'It was
This way, I had met her concert tour
She had long hair and short miniskirts
I'm on stage in sweat drippin ', pourin'
I'm walkin 'is a crowd, whom I met
I heard her, "the image, whispering the booth!
So if I may make a couple of questions please refer to the evidence you are 100 "
I asked her her name and her chatter chatter blah
She pants and Sunday September 10 was a very big bra
I was a couple of her passions in a movie
I said, "more like it?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started her throwin 'bass, throwin' back mid-range start
However, I cracked the problem of her strange behavior, such as
And when asked, "man of the house?" She tried to pretend
She said, "I No, I have friends"
Now, I 'did not
I did think this is my song

You will now need to do, he says the friend
And he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
However, he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
But he says the friend

It was bad, in terms of talk time
I have 'friends did not mind havin a crime
'Cause I have a friend who is, in fact
As Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, Jacq
Forget about the talk Let me go
About a girl named blah talk talk, I respect
So, talkin ', getttin' start of the familiar
Time Spendin 'so you can build a more
To understand the relationship between the
How we are plannin 'I will be in the future
Sound all sweet and dandy
It is because of my treatment and did not know
Was established after a cool, were all
This is a tour, she went to school
She is what every day I doin 'what you see is called the
Every time, I have her somethin 'that seems brewin' called
I have to get a man, called his room and called again
I said, "Yo, Who?" "Oh, he is my friend" is
In other words, Do not gimme gimme do not have
Cancellation of the place of birth

You will now need to do, he says the friend
And he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
However, he is a friend, said: Oh baby
You will now need to do, he says the friend
But he says the friend

So I had a surprise visit to her university
Since it was exquisite, to see my daughter
It was a Sunday school, I had known her
The first semester of school year
I'm the gatekeeper, she went to the residence of the request
This man to me, fill out the form Visitor
He, like I said I was very
To see my baby doll, I am pleased to say
I'm in front of the dormitory arrrived
Yo, I have a three or a single door?
They indicate whether it was a moment
I, for such an event did not know
So I came and opened the door to her room
Oh, snap! I think I saw?
My tongue kissin 'my girl in the mouth,
I went south to the shock of my mind
I am so, please take a message to send.
She, however, or talk to a girl who has no friends


The prior is a song written by Biz Markie entitled "Just A Friend"
GAH!!! BIZ MARKIE!!! I love that guy!!!
 

Shapsters

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English- What shall I do about my current rodent infestation predicament?!

Engrish-I have about the plight of the invasion of rodents in the present? !

English-Food is yummy, food is great! I ate too much, too much I ate!

Engrish-The food is delicious, the food is good! I ate too much food, too!
 

Anarchemitis

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"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Bad foreign subtitle is many good for improve movie made of suck crap."

"Liar!"
 

Damien the Pigeon

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Sometimes I sit by myself and think about the futility of life. Is anything real? What is my purpose? Why are we here?

=

Futility of life and think about yourself sometimes sitting. Is it real? What purpose? Why here?
 

Ashbax

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English: I am going to take a shit in the woods, a shit.

Enrish: I, of the forest, the forest thinks i shall get in trouble

Zawmg :p
 

Ashbax

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English: Ashbax, what does the scouter say about the muffins tasty level?

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

What Nine Thousand?!

Engrish: Ashbax, the muffin scouter say what level is good!

ITS for more than nine thousand dollars!


Nine thousand people?
 

Fightgarr

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Dec 3, 2008
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The last time there was a thread like this I translated Nuke's Zero Incentive rant into five different languages before returning it to english. It ended up being pretty hilarious but I can't find the thread anymore.
The Escapist is probably the only forum where I could do these dumb flavor texts = This is probably the dam area is only in this point in the text of escapism.
 

Outasync

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The Matrix pwns all movies(not really)

Engrish:


The Matrix (real) movie pwns all



(P.S. I do like Matrix.)
 

Guitar Gamer

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english: but before I kill you I must say we are not so different you and I
engrish: but I have not been before, to kill and have different

woah that almost sounds deep
 

Bootkiller

Master of Dimensions
Dec 27, 2008
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English: To be or not to be, that is the question.

Engrish: Whether, please be a question.

...
 

world_of_dragons

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original: allow me to introduce my foot to your ass
japanese: あなたのお尻に私の足を紹介することができます
engrish: You can introduce my foot to your buttocks
 

duchaked

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isn't Engrish also that site where they show the bad translations from various Asian regions xD
 

Daye.04

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Feb 9, 2009
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English:I shall now provide my fellow Escapists with some hilarious results

Engrish:I, my colleagues and the results provide some cheerful Escapists
[hr]
English:I am usually a very happy person, unless someone really annoys me

Engrish:I am usually a very happy person other than a very unpleasant
[hr]
English:I'm really fond of playing games, and does so at every chance I have

Engrish:I actually played the game, so I like, I have every opportunity

Hey, this was actually rather fun (Hey, this is actually pretty fun. Neat =D) =D
 

Rex1691

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Original: The evil monkey has stolen my pants!
Japanese: ?«???????Y?{?????ê??µ?½I
Engrish: I took my pants of the evil monkey!

Original: Your soul will make a nice addition to my cheese grater.
Japanese: ? ??½??°????`[?Y?¨???ð???¦?é???A?¢?¢?à???·?éB
Engrish: I add grated cheese of your soul, and good.
 

world_of_dragons

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here's a famous qoute

english: I'm Rick James, *****!
Japanese: 私はリックジェームス、難しいんだよ!
Engrish: I'm Rick James, it was difficult!
 

Bootkiller

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Dec 27, 2008
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one similar to rex's:

English: The evil monkey took my pants!

Engrish: The evil monkey is in my pants!

...that's...just not right