Engrish!

[ravensshade]

it was so good i could cry

engrish:
I was very good to cry
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look closely at my eyes and tell me what you see

engrish:
Look closely into my eyes, please tell us something please see

 

[iain62a]

Let's get some classic literature into this thread.

From the Lord of the Flies:

English: "Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy"

Translated: "Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and in the path of air from the right, wise friend called pork"

Golding has been bested by Google translate.

 

[suicidal pencil]

Original:

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus;
and down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris;
who delivered a kick that could shatter bones;
into the crotch of Indiana Jones;
He fell to the ground, writhing in pain;
as Batman turned back into Bruce Wayne;

Japanese:



天使たちが清らかなコーラスを歌った。
チャックノリスと下に天から降りて;
その骨を粉々に可能性のあるキック配信;
インディアナジョーンズの股に;
彼は、地面には、痛みに身もだえ安;
ブルースウェインがバットマンになっ戻る;

Translated:

Sang the chorus is pure angels.
Down from the sky and under CHAKKUNORISU;
Bone powder and the kick delivery possible;
The crotch of INDIANAJONZU;
He is on the ground, writhing in pain cheap;
Batman is back in blue Swain;

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...what the hell is a Swain?

 

[ravensshade]

Night angel be praised for thy splendor in battle

夜の天使の戦いになたの素晴らしさを称賛される

engrish
Praise be to you the grandeur of the battle of the angels of the night

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oh god the night angel multiplied...

engrish
Oh, God hung the angels of the night

so multiplying is the same as getting hanged

 

[scatmanfan]

English: Insomnia is the curse of man. Especially random insomnia.

Engrish: But the curse of insomnia. In particular, random insomnia.

 

[Scythex]

English: I can see some fishies in the tank at the aquarium, I would like some of them.

Engrish: I was in an aquarium, I have some fishies as you can see part of the tank.