Not my must epic but it sticks out in my mind. I once was flung my hands up and smacked some yogurt from this girls hand (I was facing opposite direction). Felt so horrible
Epic Fail
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When I was little I ran into a pole on my bicycle, got up, ran into it again, got up again, went a few blocks over and ran into the back of a minivan. Next thing I knew I was in the hospital, with a lot of bandages on my head.
I want a motorcycle when I'm older. My parents will, and always will, say NO.
I want a motorcycle when I'm older. My parents will, and always will, say NO.
Makes my "Date spilling coffee, then gravy on my pants, in 1 day" seem less scalding...IdealistCommi said:
I was talking to a girl I liked at the time in my swanky new dusty brown coat (like doctor who)
Hands in my pockets and everything, I tried to jump over a tree stump casually, intead I caught my foot on it, fell, couldn't get my hands out of my pockets, landed straight on my face, my feet still on the ground, So I was bent over with my face in the mud, even worse, I tore the entire bask seem of my coat wide open.
It was epic fail, but I just got up and was smooth about it all.
Hands in my pockets and everything, I tried to jump over a tree stump casually, intead I caught my foot on it, fell, couldn't get my hands out of my pockets, landed straight on my face, my feet still on the ground, So I was bent over with my face in the mud, even worse, I tore the entire bask seem of my coat wide open.
It was epic fail, but I just got up and was smooth about it all.
Idealist Commi! The one person that I can turn to, to make my day seem perfect by comparison!IdealistCommi said:
When I was a sophmore my high school senior class glee club pulled the prank "Peter Pan" themed spirit week on us lower classmen and strung up everyone who showed up in costume the first day to the bike racks out front of the building where, incidentally, the entire towns commuter population could laugh at us in our tights. Luckily I showed up as Hook so my identity was at least partially hidden. But I unfortunately was hung by my ankles at the far end of the rack so everyone still got a full on view of my buttcrack.
We got them back by filling every senior's locker with shaving cream.
Still, they all got us pretty horridly. That's my biggest Epic Fail: high school spirit week.
We got them back by filling every senior's locker with shaving cream.
Still, they all got us pretty horridly. That's my biggest Epic Fail: high school spirit week.
I was at my grandfathers house, with family, while he wasn't there, and was cleaning thebackyard. My brother went into the house, and tripped the very loud alarm. Which we didn't know how to turn off...
This.CloggedDonkey said:
I've also stuck a fork into a plug socket, not on purpose however, I'll never fucking work out how I managed that.
And one of my more impressive fails would be the time I was cooking the base to a cheesecake, when it was finished, I just stuck my hand into the oven, grabbed the tray it was in, managed to throw it up into the air due to the sheer shock of the pain, it hit the ceiling, digestive crumbs went everywhere, then the tray managed to crack me on the head and scold off a massive patch of skin on my foot.
And all because I forgot to put on some bloody oven gloves.
This does not count as it is not mine but is still a funny story told to me by a friend:
A friend of mine, tired of life, tried to hang herself from the topmost branch of a 30ft tree. The branch broke and, as she fell, she was smacked by a bunch of branches. She walked home feeling rather embarrassed. There was another time where she tried cutting her wrist. She sneezed right before cutting her wrist which caused her to cut her entire forearm.
A friend of mine, tired of life, tried to hang herself from the topmost branch of a 30ft tree. The branch broke and, as she fell, she was smacked by a bunch of branches. She walked home feeling rather embarrassed. There was another time where she tried cutting her wrist. She sneezed right before cutting her wrist which caused her to cut her entire forearm.
