Just heard about this film right now and while movie bob writes it off, and probably rightly, the review makes me want to watch it...
I salute you.DVS BSTrD said:Pretentious with pointless overwrought CGI imagery and popular ironically? Too bad it doesn't have scantily clad chicks fighting giant robot samurai.
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Quite quite, lol. I grew up a fat kid but I can remain objective about this and consider, the fatocalypse. Bob isn't comfortable with a critique of fast food taken into parasitism and moralising territory in the manner of branded (but for some reason, he liked The Stuff).Helmholtz Watson said:Why do I get the feeling that the negative depiction of over weight people hit home for a certain someone? ;D
Films that make critics uncomfortable are a fantastic spectacle. Or at least the review is.SnakeoilSage said:I had the trailer for Branded shoved in my face by a smug hard-left hipster who got pissy when I told him it looked awful. I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
You should make satire. For real, that's a clever idea.Pebkio said:But Bob... it's as they say "Idle lard is the Devil's plaything".
The way Bob described the movie: Instantly I know how to make this movie 3x better without even having heard of it until just 10 minutes ago. Branded's premise, a man seeing advertisement as parasites and monsters that control people, is played straight; when really, seeing demons of anything that no-one else can see marks you as a crazy person.
And the film should've been played as that: the twist being really that the movie has been about a fat-hating crazy person the whole time and the billboards are the same as ever. Driven insane by whatever had driven him insane in the first place... as a nice reversal of a twist.
Edit: Then they could point out, guilt-free, how ugly they think fat people are because that's not how THEY think... but rather the protagonist... and that TOTALLY would've worked.
Abandon4093 said:DVS BSTrD said:Pretentious with pointless overwrought CGI imagery and popular ironically? Too bad it doesn't have scantily clad chicks fighting giant robot samurai.
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ZING!
Haha, I was waiting for someone to say that.
OT: Fatpocolypse does sound like an incredible premise for a film.... Just putting that out there.
Well played and spot on.DVS BSTrD said:Pretentious with pointless overwrought CGI imagery and popular ironically? Too bad it doesn't have scantily clad chicks fighting giant robot samurai.
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What. Nightwatch was neat. I liked it.Smertnik said:Yeah, Nightwatch sucked pretty bad. The book series it's based on is awesome, though, although I don't know how well it's translated (or if at all).LoathsomePete said:Never even heard of this movie until now, but the videos Bob played throughout reminded me of another Russian movie, Nightwatch which sounded like a neat premise, but the execution was just a cavalcade of "how much acid do I need to take for this to start being good?" I definitely dislike it when people mishandle easy concepts like this, but considering how my town sucks so much we don't even get The Master, I doubt we'll be getting this any time soon.