Okay, I can say it for you then, Bobber. "I didn't like it."
I'll say this, as a movie I am Number Four would be best described as that one friend it seems almost everyone has a friend that has. He sure as heyall -highrah isn't your friend... It's that guy that you have no idea why your friend hangs out with, a total jerk, all style no substance, ubiquitous 'straight person', whatever. You will try to be understanding, try to be accepting but it is so perplexing, there's nothing there to the guy. You'll ask, you'll demand an explanation maybe, 'what do you see in that guy?' but they'll always have the same defense for him, "he's a really okay guy once you get to know him." That movie's about the same. Your friend will say the same and you may try to get to know him (sic- watch the movie), but halfway into the process your head will be hurting too much from wondering 'why am I doing this again?' to keep up the effort and you'll just give up and go watch something else...