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Catalyst691

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I saw the premiere in Albany at the Palace Theater last night, and I have to say that this movie is kinda...meh. It's really predictable, and yes there were a few "twists" but they really didn't help make the plot anymore coherent. Angelina plays like a robot, and the audience never really receives a chance to become emotionally connected. Bottom line: It's a generic action flick that's fun to see with your friends once, then forget about for the rest of your life.
(Nice review though MovieBob, you hit the key points, and kinda even made me like the film a bit more)
 

RedBeta22

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Ughh, I hate Kurt Wimmer's movies, Equilibrium in particular, and I cant stand Jolie. Guess this movies not for me. Oh well, still enjoyed your review.
 

Catalyst691

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*Spoilers*: Technically, the movie does start off with her as a hostage in North Korea, so it's a start lol
 

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So it is pretty much over all good. I don't get the feeling that it is a life changer like Inception or some great disaster that will make people rip their hair out like say... The Last Airbender. Just a good all around movie that you can recommend if you want something to kill time and to watch the woman that made every other woman "interested" shoot things.
 

Catalyst691

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Tomster595 said:
Yea, enough with the Russian bad guys. Let's use the North Koreans. I'd say they're more of an enemy of the US than Russia is at the moment.
*Spoilers*: Technically, the movie does start off with her as a hostage in North Korea, so it's a start lol
 

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Actually if anyone looked at the papers recently there was some stuff aboot America nabbing some Russian spies. They couldn't have known this during production, but there is still some modernness to it.
Also...
[HEADING=1]Consistency man![/HEADING]
First you target Megan Fox for being an untalented plasticish looking sex symbol (I agree, but that's not the point here) and yet you do a complete 180 on your stance for that sort of thing with Angelina Jolie? Maybe it's just because she's your generations U.P.L.S.S., but all I'm asking for is that you try to be a little consistent.
I think his reasoning behind that is that Megan Fox he finds her, "is just hot in the same way a quater pounder is tasty, you know in the most blandess way." (Quoted pretty much from his review of Transformers) She is kind of hot, but not the best around. Angelina is the best around in his eyes.
 

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Maybe the issue with Russia still being the bad guy (y'know besides the semi-topical discovery of real spies running around) Is that fact they are still the best enemy the US has for this stuff.

Part of that reason has got to be the fact we never actually went to war against them. Since there was no direct conflict to focus on, all our fear of enemy doings could be channeled towards intrigue.
 

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This is the first thing that's actually made me halfway interested in seeing the movie. (I mean, I like looking at Angelina Jolie as much as the next straight guy, but let's face it, she's definitely had her share of clunkers.) Thanks for the review, Bob.
 

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Catalyst691 said:
I saw the premiere in Albany at the Palace Theater last night, and I have to say that this movie is kinda...meh. It's really predictable, and yes there were a few "twists" but they really didn't help make the plot anymore coherent.
I'm just curious to know how you thought a predictable movie was not coherent. I mean, to me a movie riddled with twists tend make the plot less relateable and more absurd. (See M Knight Shamalon) Please tell me, because I've not quite decided if I want to see this.

And I'm with the "Jolie is attractive but her looks are overrated" camp. She can act though, so that's fine with me.

I'm fine with a predictable spy flick, as along as the plot is realistic enough to be relavent. (And by predictable I mean you could clearly see the plot unfold with logic, not by just guessing when a phony twist is about to happen like you do at a Slasher Horror movie.) Something like Eagle Eye, for example. Plot line devoleped, not aburptly change perspective.

There's a South Park episode that compares Mel Gibson's storywriting to M Knight Shamalon's "twists" and totally nails it.
 

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ProfessorLayton said:
ToonLink said:
MovieBob has never steered me wrong before. Gonna check this one out.
Hmm... did you see Splice? Did you see Edge of Darkness? Did you not see the Book of Eli?

Well, I was expecting this to be a piece of crap, so let's hope you're right about this one.
You didn't like Splice either, eh? I mistakenly took MovieBob's comment about it being the next Matrix as sage advice and saw it in the theater. With my younger brother. Awkward.

And the movie was pretty awful besides.

OT: I'll probably just rent this. I still have to see Inception.
 

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Ok, we get it dude, you have a borderline creepy obsession with Angelina Jolie. I can't take the review seriously after you spend 2 minutes gushing about how hot she is. Which I completely disagree with.
 

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"there are worse ways of spending an evening" is not a selling point for me.
 

rddj623

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A spy movie where you can actually see the fight scenes? BRILLIANT!

To the Kremlin: We'll stop making hot spy movies about Russia when Russia stops making hot spies.
<img hieght =450 width 300>http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/03/news/photos_stories/FGH11014182131--300x450.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh! :)
 

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Good review. Not a Jolie fan myself though. She's not bad by any means, but I have my share of favorites and she's not one of them.

Also, Russia is still kind of a dick. Especially if you happen to live next door. Finland does a pretty good job of caring for both our kids and our elderly. And our dairy facilities have very high standards. A hell of a lot higher than yours anyway. Thank you and good day, sir. ;D
 

Catalyst691

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Towels said:
Catalyst691 said:
I saw the premiere in Albany at the Palace Theater last night, and I have to say that this movie is kinda...meh. It's really predictable, and yes there were a few "twists" but they really didn't help make the plot anymore coherent.
I'm just curious to know how you thought a predictable movie was not coherent. I mean, to me a movie riddled with twists tend make the plot less relateable and more absurd. (See M Knight Shamalon) Please tell me, because I've not quite decided if I want to see this.

And I'm with the "Jolie is attractive but her looks are overrated" camp. She can act though, so that's fine with me.

I'm fine with a predictable spy flick, as along as the plot is realistic enough to be relavent. (And by predictable I mean you could clearly see the plot unfold with logic, not by just guessing when a phony twist is about to happen like you do at a Slasher Horror movie.) Something like Eagle Eye, for example. Plot line devoleped, not aburptly change perspective.

There's a South Park episode that compares Mel Gibson's storywriting to M Knight Shamalon's "twists" and totally nails it.[/quote
Towels said:
Catalyst691 said:
I saw the premiere in Albany at the Palace Theater last night, and I have to say that this movie is kinda...meh. It's really predictable, and yes there were a few "twists" but they really didn't help make the plot anymore coherent.
I'm just curious to know how you thought a predictable movie was not coherent. I mean, to me a movie riddled with twists tend make the plot less relateable and more absurd. (See M Knight Shamalon) Please tell me, because I've not quite decided if I want to see this.

And I'm with the "Jolie is attractive but her looks are overrated" camp. She can act though, so that's fine with me.

I'm fine with a predictable spy flick, as along as the plot is realistic enough to be relavent. (And by predictable I mean you could clearly see the plot unfold with logic, not by just guessing when a phony twist is about to happen like you do at a Slasher Horror movie.) Something like Eagle Eye, for example. Plot line devoleped, not aburptly change perspective.

There's a South Park episode that compares Mel Gibson's storywriting to M Knight Shamalon's "twists" and totally nails it.
I reread my post, and noticed that I was not too clear. The movie was "predictable" because it was pretty generic. Meaning, you could see a twist coming. (I would explain how, but it would kinda ruin the movie). Let's just say those closest are usually the biggest threat. On a sidenote, I would not really compare this twist to an M. Night movie just because his twists usually spin the entire plot of the movie on its head.

As to why the movie was not coherent, there were a lot of times where it was hard to understand what characters were saying, and what they were talking about. (Might have just been where I was located, almost at the top). There was also so much going on the plot felt rushed to make way for the action, which is good because its that kinda of movie, but it fails to engage the viewer in any sort of emotional roller coaster.

Anyway, the movie just felt too plain and generic, like a Mission Impossible without the comedy, or a Bourne Identity without the story. It's a fun ride, but don't be looking for anything spectacular. Check out Inception if you haven't yet, the plot is a bit confusing, but worth the effort. Hope this clears things up.
 

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It does suck that Russia is always "the bad guy" in most fiction, nowadays. But look on the bright side: Mark Millar wrote up a fantastic story about a Russian Superman. Then again, that still doesn't help much, considering...

Superman practically took over the world with Communism, and acted like a dick-tator.
 

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Funny enough the only reason I'd see this film is for Liev Schriber. I could any movie that man is in any day <3

I don't really find Angela that attractive these days, but good video nonetheless.
 

Timbydude

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I actually loved this movie. The plot was slick enough to keep you guessing the entire time, and the action was some of the best I've ever seen, period.

Interesting bit about the gender swap, though; honestly, there's no remnant of a male lead role anywhere in the movie.