Escapism update: We have Gerald

[rottenbutter]

You're a leader just for pandering. No one takes you seriously despite your avatar.

Wait-- oh shit does this mean I'm fired now?

I think your too valuable to the organization. Though Lord Xitel may punish you severely.

Technically, seeing as how it's a council, he has equal right to a title.

Very well then. I shall refer to him as Sir groovy Pants.

 

[xitel]

Damn this is so full of inside jokes I would have less difficulty exploring my own bowel tract...

...crab puffs done yet?

Likewise, I want mine with fries.

Wait, crab puffs and fries? That's horrifying. Crab puffs are too light for that. It's crab cakes and fries.

 

[dalek sec]

Wait, crab puffs and fries? That's horrifying. Crab puffs are too light for that. It's crab cakes and fries.

Oh, sorry about that. By the way can I have mine with a coke as well?

 

[Neosage]

I have decided a katana is too flimsy and this should do the trick

and when ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME!

 

[xitel]

I have decided a katana is too flimsy and this should do the trick

and when ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME!

That appears to be a very poorly forged blade. It doesn't even sit on the hilt correctly.

 

[Galletea]

I have decided a katana is too flimsy and this should do the trick

and when ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME!

Ok, show me what you can do. Here is your opponent.

Spoiler

 

[xitel]

I have decided a katana is too flimsy and this should do the trick

and when ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME!

Ok, show me what you can do. Here is your opponent.

Spoiler

I think a robot would beat a sword pretty easily. That's not a fair fight.

 

[Galletea]

I think a robot would beat a sword pretty easily. That's not a fair fight.

I don't want him to destroy the robot, it's just to view his technique.

 

[xitel]

I just noticed, the folks that were supposedly holding the crab cake to be are gone.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Um...guys, Gerald is fine, he's right here in Iron Ninja's avatar...where he always been.

 

[Jamanticus]

...Where are the legendary pictures of all the Escapists?

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I grabbed a few of my Daleks to rescue Gerald.....don't worry I think they wont exterminate them both....

 

[jim_doki]

...Where are the legendary pictures of all the Escapists?

ok, first off, i'm only doing this to ensure that you understand, Gerald, and the other crabs, are being cared for

<img src=http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1526/103/53/505130023/n505130023_5045814_8076.jpg>

sushi, well fed and happy.

Miss LaCoil has more photos to upload as well, but here is one I thought very special. My Identity crisis, as it were...
<img src=http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1526/103/53/505130023/n505130023_5045815_8352.jpg>

 

[SargentToughie]

Unfortunately for Ultrajoe and Mobius' alliance... Sargnet Toughie shall stand with Doki and the villans

This is a chance to cripple the morale of my arch-rival FeNinja

Bring it... bitches

 

[jim_doki]

Unfortunately for Ultrajoe and Mobius' alliance... Sargnet Toughie shall stand with Doki and the villans

This is a chance to cripple the morale of my arch-rival FeNinja

Bring it... bitches

Good to have you aboard sarge

fortify the holding cells, i want armed and armoured guards there. these people are not above using robots

 

[SargentToughie]

Fear not doki, my Toughie clan boys will be along shortly... just let me send out the PM universal message, and we'll be ready to defend ourselves

 

[Khedive Rex]

Khedive Rex formally throws his support behind captors of Gerald/Gerald-imposter/Gerald-robot-imposter/fifth-dimentional-fractal-crab-being/ -

... we'll make this simpler. I throw my support behind the crab stealing people.

Oh yeah! Take that crab rescuers! Just try and take Gerald or whatever crab we have at the moment from under my watchful eye! I'll never take my gaze away from what might be Gerald for even a second! I'm a tireless gaurdian of - Ohhh what's that?

*walks off*

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Utilising my size and inherent sneakiness I have managed to sneak past your guards...Now guess what? I HAVE GERALD NOW!!!!

 

[Galletea]

Hmm this is getting serious, I think more robotic minions might be needed...

 

[rottenbutter]

I'm noticing a trend here. The kidnappers, and nearly all who support them, have no holly, and nearly all those who seek Gerald's safe return, have been hollified.

I think that really says something, about the goodness, and purity of holly.