Escapism update: We have Gerald

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Ultrajoe

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Eviljoe Did Headbutt Ultrajoe. They Did Continue To Pound Each Other Senseless, Nearby Platoons Were Blown Away By The Area Damage Of Their Punches.

"You Treacherous Swine!"
"Like You Can Talk"
 

jim_doki

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yes Ninja, it was a ploy. I manipulated the Joes, and I still have the crab. you, however, have lost your hostage. care to open negotiations again?

ALL TROOPS fire! bring them down!
 

Graustein

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galletea said:
*charges at Doki*
All troops we are again at war with Doki, engage Doki's army.
Allow R-1 to serve as your steed.

*pushes button on Morningstar, activating the BEAM-Morningstar*
*Jumps on Robodog's back*
Alright men, you heard the lady.
CHAAAAARRGEE
 

dekkarax

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What?!? We're fighting Doki now? very well, targeting Doki; Titan legion ready to fire on your mark.
 

rottenbutter

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galletea said:
*lands on R-1 and charges at Doki*
All troops we are again at war with Doki, engage Doki's army.
Finally!

*plunges blade into the heart of the nearest stormtrooper*

Who wants a piece of this?!
 

Ultrajoe

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jim_doki said:
THE STORMTROOPER IS SECURED

good work joe
*Ultrasalute*

"You... You..."
"I'm Out Of Here Evil, There's A Crab The Size Of A City Coming"

While Everyone Was Fighting, The Joes Did Continue To Bicker As They Retreated Through A Portal Into Ultraland, That Snapped Shut Behind Them.
 

SargentToughie

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Sarge shakes his head

"What a dousche"

He opens a comm to FeNinja

"I think I'm on your team now... feel free to jump for joy"
 

Galletea

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*Chases after Doki on R-1*
Richard, ready the guns, focus them on Toughie's fleet.

Wait, Belay that order.

Graustein did you remove the boosters? I can't activate them.
 

jim_doki

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Bird of prey seven, beam me and stormtrooper aboard, and set to kronos, maximum warp. borg cube, keep the ships off my back. Toughie, attack, that is an ORDER. you are to fire on our opponents or face my wrath
 

xitel

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wewontdie11 said:
OK, I just spent like half an hour reading this whole thread and I just gotta say, wut?

You guys better save that crab after all this!
It's okay, you've got holly, you can sit here with me and watch. I've got my T'lan warriors to provide protection.
 

meatloaf231

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"All crew, hear this! Doki has played us for fools! Twenty degrees down, sixty-three degrees starboard! Engine room, increase speed beyond all reason!

Nobody tricks me!"
 

Galletea

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jim_doki said:
Bird of prey seven, beam me and stormtrooper aboard, and set to kronos, maximum warp. borg cube, keep the ships off my back. Toughie, attack
Toughie is no longer under your command Doki. You will pay for this outrage.
 

Graustein

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galletea said:
*Chases after Doki on R-1*
Richard, ready the guns, focus them on Toughie's fleet.

Wait, Belay that order.

Graustein did you remove the boosters? I can't activate them.
I replaced them.
Twist his left ear.
 

SargentToughie

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Gallentea, I'm more than willing to take you on alone

your best ship vs. the eternal valliance in honorable combat

what say you?