Escapism update: We have Gerald

[000Ronald]

Yes...it's all going according to plan...

 

[Neosage]

Morning everyone I'm ready to kick butt....wait.....did I miss something??

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

You missed a lot....I do require a quick status report myself.

 

[Galletea]

Morning everyone I'm ready to kick butt....wait.....did I miss something??

Where's my new RoboButler?

More to the point, now the fighting is over, what happened to these darned pictures we were supposed to be getting?

 

[Logan Keller]

More to the point, now the fighting is over, what happened to these darned pictures we were supposed to be getting?

The pictures we were promised on the first page?

 

[Galletea]

More to the point, now the fighting is over, what happened to these darned pictures we were supposed to be getting?

The pictures we were promised on the first page?

Yeah those, there were a couple of Doki in the bowler hat, and the crab, but nothing else. Unless I missed all that during the fighting and stuff.

 

[Neosage]

Morning everyone I'm ready to kick butt....wait.....did I miss something??

Where's my new RoboButler?

More to the point, now the fighting is over, what happened to these darned pictures we were supposed to be getting?

Um....yeah 'bout that uh...groovy pant's has a dreadnought instead for you.

 

[Galletea]

Um....yeah 'bout that uh...groovy pant's has a dreadnought instead for you.

So I'm down a ship, my butler, my tank unit and 3 robot squads....This will take some work.

 

[Brett Alex]

Um....yeah 'bout that uh...groovy pant's has a dreadnought instead for you.

So I'm down a ship, my butler, my tank unit and 3 robot squads....This will take some work.

Does that mean the fights over?

So I went and got the Indefatigable Walrus out of dry dock for nothing?

 

[Galletea]

So I went and got the Indefatigable Walrus out of dry dock for nothing?

For the moment at least. The hostages were returned and my epic honourable battle against Toughie ended with the demise of The Artemis.

But If you could give me a ride home I'd appreciate it.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Standard Epic thread. Escalates quickly into a gigantic tour of destruction before one or more key players leave and things calm down again. For the record, 10th one in a row where i manage to escape without getting overly hurt. And my record of turning evil at some point is still at 100%.

Oh I'm not sure you got away unharmed this time, The Living Saint hit you once! You're at least crippled now!

But don't worry, we'll get you next time you devious bastard!

While i appreciate the sentiment Groovy Pants, and i hate to start this particular debate... The Joe's have been hit by much more impressive things to no consequence. it's part of the agreement, i never attempt to actually hurt one of you... ever... and my Ultra-armor never crumples apart from truly epic attacks.

You will find both parts are true, i only ever kill redshirts and never mention anyone in my attacks... so you can, and did, ignore everything i ever do. In return, i get to do the same thing. This way the plot doesn't end rather unspectacularly because one person shot me. it's the golden law of God-Mode, and i urge everyone to remember it.

You can do and get away with anything if you never upset the status quo

An epic, Manowar fueled dirge is fun for everyone because they get to do what they want.

'I change the music and kill you' is not, because it alters the norm and nobody gets to do their own thing.

And i still want those pictures, Doki.

 

[Brett Alex]

For the moment at least. The hostages were returned and my epic honourable battle against Toughie ended with the demise of The Artemis.

But If you could give me a ride home I'd appreciate it.

Well since Rain is out of the country at the moment, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me lending you his Flagship

The SS PurpleRain!!!


...or Elle for short.

 

[Galletea]

...or Elle for short.

Wow...just. Wow. Thanks.
I'll send it back once the Artemis is rebuilt. So in a few days, I hope.

 

[Brett Alex]

...or Elle for short.

Wow...just. Wow. Thanks.
I'll send it back once the Artemis is rebuilt. So in a few days, I hope.

No problems, at least there getting some use. I made them at the cost of a Visual Art essay, back in July or August I think.

Definitely worth it in hindsight.

 

[Neosage]

Um....yeah 'bout that uh...groovy pant's has a dreadnought instead for you.

So I'm down a ship, my butler, my tank unit and 3 robot squads....This will take some work.

Okay okay ,I built it took a while though but I did it all by myself

Spoiler

He didn't fit his robes though!

 

[Galletea]

He didn't fit his robes though!

Splendid.
Quite splendid. You have redeemed yourself Neo. Now go and meditate. We'll sort out your rage issues yet.

 

[Neosage]

He didn't fit his robes though!

Splendid.
Quite splendid. You have redeemed yourself Neo. Now go and meditate. We'll sort out your rage issues yet.

Meditate, got yah.

Spoiler

 

[SargentToughie]

I would like to say this, the thing that came out of the eternal valliance. My superweapon Havoc

It looked sort of like this

 

[Galletea]

Yeah yeah, rub it in why don't you...[small]damn Havok thing...tis shiny though...[/small]
I'll show you my ship when it's rebuilt. As for now, I'm borrowing Elle, Rain's flagship, while he isn't here to say no.


RoboButler my coffee, and make it Irish, it's been a long couple of days.

 

[dekkarax]

ok, I'm very, very, very, confused now.

Maybe we should write a synopsis of this whole conflict.