Escapism update: We have Gerald

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gigastrike

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Things are getting a little rough. Gonna have to call some friends.



He cast meteor. Don't ask me how a black mage can weild a sword though...or breathe in space...or not explode due to decompression.
 

Blind0bserver

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galletea said:
xitel said:
So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?
It's just you, we're called the Organisation on this thread.

Good show Neosage...hang on. How did he do that?
Who the hell cares, it got the job done and he looked damn cool while he was doing it.
 

Neosage

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galletea said:
xitel said:
So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?
It's just you, we're called the Organisation on this thread.

Good show Neosage...hang on. How did he do that?
Oh well you trained me didn't you :p
 

TMAN10112

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Even though you guys probably got everything under controle. If anyone needs any explosives, or napalm(everything is more awsome when its on fire) or something for the liberation effort, i'll be here.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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How big is your biggest ship in that fleet Mr. Doki?

Interceptors, Interdictors, Destroyers, swarms of Fast paced Frigates, Cruisers, Dreadnoughts, Assault Ships, Carriers, and of course..........10 Titans. Each of them 14 km long and accompanied by 1000 Frigates each.

This is but the Scouting Party...I may start with a swarm of interceptors. Each travelling at 5000 m/s and armed with the finest in advanced Weaponry and electronic warfare devices.


To put this in perspective....a Cruiser travels at about 300 m/s...a frigate at around 500 m/s. Interceptors are nigh impossible to hit.

Also... The smallest ships on there... I dont think you can even see them. Are the size of 747's
Bring. IT.
 

xitel

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galletea said:
xitel said:
So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?
It's just you, we're called the Organisation on this thread.

Good show Neosage...hang on. How did he do that?
Well, as long as it's not the Holly Cult. And I don't think an Organization is the right term. Especially when people start lying to themselves that anything they throw could defeat an army of T'Lan warriors and Solus. I mean look at him!
 

Galletea

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Neosage said:
Oh well you trained me didn't you :p
Better than expected it seems. You do still owe me a new ButlerBot however.
Richard Groovy Pants said:
I think that The Council is aiding FeNinja and his forces to re-take that poor crab from the nefarious hands of the Aussies. But what do I care I'm just here to burn the heretics.

I must say though, Ultrajoe is quite late for the party.
That he is. Although that means Eviljoe is nowhere to be seen either. Maybe Lord Mobius' offer of beer and food lured him away.
Keep up with the burning. You're doing a good job.
gigastrike said:
He cast meteor. Don't ask me how a black mage can weild a sword though.
I'm training him.
 

Neosage

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galletea said:
Neosage said:
Oh well you trained me didn't you :p
Better than expected it seems. You do still owe me a new ButlerBot however.
I'll get you one tomorrow but it is elevn o'clock now so I'm gonna heat the hay night guys.
 

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The Iron Ninja

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Quite Frankly Mr Doki I don't believe you have it in you to do Mr Butterworth any harm.

And since threats of violence towards you seem to be doing nothing, I'm afraid I have to display the following.



Release Butterworth unharmed or Stormtrooper Girl gets it.
 

jim_doki

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The Iron Ninja said:
Quite Frankly Mr Doki I don't believe you have it in you to do Mr Butterworth any harm.

And since threats of violence towards you seem to be doing nothing, I'm afraid I have to display the following.



Release Butterworth unharmed or Stormtrooper Girl gets it.
YOU FIEND

all this time you talk to me like I am the villian! all this time going on about how I am in the wrong, and YOU point a gun at stormtrooper girl?

I am through talking. another crab has just been sacrificed. butterworth will be losing a leg every hour until stormtrooper girl is released
 

meatloaf231

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jim_doki said:
The Iron Ninja said:
Quite Frankly Mr Doki I don't believe you have it in you to do Mr Butterworth any harm.

And since threats of violence towards you seem to be doing nothing, I'm afraid I have to display the following.



Release Butterworth unharmed or Stormtrooper Girl gets it.
YOU FIEND

all this time you talk to me like I am the villian! all this time going on about how I am in the wrong, and YOU point a gun at stormtrooper girl?

I am through talking. another crab has just been sacrificed. butterworth will be losing a leg every hour until stormtrooper girl is released
Mr. Doki, Ser Ninja, I believe you two are at an impasse. Considering this, may I suggest we all break for tea?
 

The Iron Ninja

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This goes beyond petty things like morality. You have kidnapped a crab, I cannot allow such things.
I will give you one hour, if Butterworth is not released, I kill stormtrooper girl.
 

Galletea

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Hmm tea does seem like a good plan at this point. My various armies are on standby.
We can only hope and wait now.
 

jim_doki

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i promise you Fe Ninja, if ONE HAIR is hurt on her head, Butterworth will be mailed to his family in five envelopes. you have built up a stalemate, congrats, let the negotion begin.

like i wanted, hours ago
 

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Richard Groovy Pants said:
jim_doki said:
i promise you Fe Ninja, if ONE HAIR is hurt on her head, Butterworth will be mailed to his family in five envelopes. you have built up a stalemate, congrats, let the negotion begin.

like i wanted, hours ago
Does this mean we have to cease fire? :(
Damn it, and right after I fish my beam katana out of the closet too.

*sigh*
 

The Iron Ninja

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Here's my Negotiation.

You release Butterworth, drop the demands and post more pictures of your escapism meet up.

And I'll refrain from having Stormtrooper girl's brains plastered to the walls.
 

Graustein

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xitel said:
So is it just me or has this entire thread become the Council and our followers versus the Aussie Escapists?
ExCUSE me?
I am not only Australian, but devoid of Holly and all for the rescue of Herr Butterworth.

I am back. My men's batteries are recharged, and I have made a few... modifications to galletea's robominions.
FOR BUTTERWORTH!!



...wait, what?
I spend all night on these guys and I'm late to the party? Aww man...
 

jim_doki

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i counter with one picture, and a release of all decoy crabs for you to put down the gun. then we can talk about an exchange