Escapism update: We have Gerald

[jim_doki]

ATTENTION ALL DOKI SUPPORTERS

remove all targeting from the rescue squads, the holly brigade will have to wait. we have bigger fish to fry. By now i'm sure you are all hearing the Manowar. Ultrajoe and Eviljoe are on their way. I need you all on your toes if we are to bring them down. the Dominator will be in sight very shortly. you are ALL to concentrate all fire it. Protect each other, and the enemy ships. we are STILL in sentitive negotiations, and i do not want to lose any more people today.

doki out
*prays*

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Mr Doki...Mr Ninja.

Care to be ported into two Clones aboard my own personal Shuttle?

We can talk there. Seargeant Toughie is welcome to join as well to even up the sides.

I propose a ceasefire....for now.

 

[Blind0bserver]

You really need to settle down and behave, Toughie, otherwise I'll stick you in...

The Cube

 

[meatloaf231]

Anywho, I'm just gonna sit back and watch this little fest...

It appears that we are both in something of a predicament; we will have to clean all this up. All I did was offer them tea and ask them to settle down a bit. It appears to have done negligible good.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

*sigh*.................I'ma bit behind on the times...Damn sensor delays.

I can intersept the Joes in 10 seconds If I must. Stilletos Are undocking now

 

[SargentToughie]

Toughie nodds
"I fear no cube... but Like doki said... we have much bigger fish to fry"

 

[jim_doki]

SHK DISENGAGE! Do you read? DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE THE JOES BY YOURSELF. I don't want to see you die

 

[Blind0bserver]

Toughie nodds
"I fear no cube... but Like doki said... we have much bigger fish to fry"

Agreed. Both the Joes need to be dealt with. When that's over, if you cross The Organization again during these negotiations, your arse is going in the Cube.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

SHK DISENGAGE! Do you read? DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE THE JOES BY YOURSELF. I don't want to see you die

They are more than fast enough Doki.... 9 AU a second. IO can slow his speed by half and get out of there. My Pilots are clones...expendable my boy.

 

[Galletea]

All units, remove all targeting from the terrorists.
Scan for the Joes, and stay alert. We will aid Doki if needs be. This is an emergency situation.
Repeat, we are now targeting the Ultra and Evil joe.
Out.

Ma'am the men are unnerved, it's like there's some kind of dark aura lingering around us.
Strangely enough we're hearing this weird music but we can't tell where it's coming from!
The anti-personnel radars are going insane as well!
Requesting further orders and possible rules of engagement Ma'am.

My friend, there are no rules now. This is not a standard situation. You have my orders.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Anywho, I'm just gonna sit back and watch this little fest...

Me too, right now I feel like a kid who see's a group of kids on the playground having fun and I'm afraid that they'll shun me if I ask to join.

Oh God I feel so left out.

 

[Blind0bserver]

All units, remove all targeting from the terrorists.
Scan for the Joes, and stay alert. We will aid Doki if needs be. This is an emergency situation.
Repeat, we are now targeting the Ultra and Evil joe.
Out.

The entire strength of my clan, The Brazen Guard, is standing by for your orders.

 

[SargentToughie]

Vanguard... no cube can contain me

"..."

Regardless, SHK, attacking the joes with your ships will result in making you the sole target of their wrath

are you prepared for that?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Doki.
I understand things are hectic.
I understand you have a slight Joe problem.
But I set a deadline.
All I ask is that you release the crab now, no special precautions have to be made for his return at this point, just release him, immediately.
I you do not do this, I will kill stormtrooper girl.
This is the very last time I will say this.
Failure to release the crab will result in her death, no arguments may be made.

 

[rottenbutter]

What's taking so long? I'm getting restless again.

 

[jim_doki]

Doki.
I understand things are hectic.
I understand you have a slight Joe problem.
But I set a deadline.
All I ask is that you release the crab now, no special precautions have to be made for his return at this point, just release him, immediately.
I you do not do this, I will kill stormtrooper girl.
This is the very last time I will say this.
Failure to release the crab will result in her death, no arguments may be made.

FeNinja, i would love to sit here and drink tea, but *grabs sonic screwdriver* I think my army needs me. you see, I don't have a Joe Problem, WE have a Joe problem. they are coming for you too. the crab goes free as soon as our situation is dealt with. stop being irrational, take that rifle you have pointed at the trooper and join me on the field or the joes will kill us all

 

[xitel]

Anywho, I'm just gonna sit back and watch this little fest...

It appears that we are both in something of a predicament; we will have to clean all this up. All I did was offer them tea and ask them to settle down a bit. It appears to have done negligible good.

Well, seeing as how I'm the leader of one of these factions, I don't have to clean up anything. I just get my minions to clean it up for me.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Vanguard... no cube can contain me

"..."

Regardless, SHK, attacking the joes with your ships will result in making you the sole target of their wrath

are you prepared for that?

My Shipyards a busy spewing out double the ships I currently Possess... I also have temporarily removed these pilots from my Corporation. They are unlinked to me.

ULTRAJOE HAS BEEN WEBBED....EVILJOE IS STILL GOING. Attempting warp scramble on both!.

Ultrajoe has slowed to half his speed....20%.....10%..........He's dead stopped...Move in Move in.

EvilJoe has not noticed yet. I can hit him with 20 Gauss Cannons and deal some serious heat damage to the Dominator.


Need conformation that I can attack EvilJoe....ultrajoe is a sitting Duck. MOVE IN MOVE IN!!

 

[Galletea]

Oh God I feel so left out.

Grab your weapon and get in line. The men are restless and Richard can't lead the troops alone.

Vanguard, back up Graustein's men.

 

[SargentToughie]

Shame... you could have been a good ally, Kitten

The joes will make you pay now