Escapism update: We have Gerald

[smallharmlesskitten]

TODAY WE FIGHT! TODAY WE LAY DOWN OUR LIVES TO KILL A MUTUAL FOE!....

So men...and of course the Women. I ask you a Simple Question.

ARE. YOU. READY. FOR. THIS?

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

 

[Siuss]

I rolled a twenty, you lose.

We Roll With Different Dice

And We Got Numbers That Mortals Die To Look Upon.

"...WE ARE GODS IMOOOOOORTAAAAL...."

GASP! My dice, you bastard! This will not be forgotten...

 

[Ultrajoe]

Rivers Of Burning Oil And Blood Thunder From The Twin Avatars Of Destruction As They Cleave Tanks In Half With But One Swipe Of The Brother Blades. The Offspring Of The Dominator Lay Dormant, Not Yet Fired.

But Soon They Will Sing.

Soon Agony And Rapture Will Fire.

Because The Second Chorus Is Coming Up. And Then The Climax. There May Be No Survivors.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

LAUNCH EVERYTHING!!! FULL CYCLES!!! LEAVE NO ROUND UNFIRED!!!!

Ultrajoe you are going down!

 

[SargentToughie]

"Damn it clan! Answer my call this instant!!!"

 

[Galletea]

*Fires up beam blade, stepping down from the ship*

Robosquad A and B; attack!

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

"Damn it clan! Answer my call this instant!!!"

I propose a co-ordinated alliance...Quickly! Join teh Fleet. It is but a temporary measure.

 

[jim_doki]

Toughie do you read? you are to assist Galletea to all ends. i repeat, take orders from Galletea until further notice

 

[Siuss]

I rolled a twenty, you lose.

We Roll With Different Dice

And We Got Numbers That Mortals Die To Look Upon.

"...WE ARE GODS IMOOOOOORTAAAAL...."

GASP! My dice, you bastard! This will not be forgotten...

*Fires up 'Scooty Puff jr.'*

I'm here to fight! "Worry not about my rations, my mother packed me a snack."

 

[SargentToughie]

*slamms pannel*

"Fine... I suppose that in this time of crisis... I must swallow this useless pride and work with allies"

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I really hate to do this...

But fine, I leave the gun and Stormtrooper girl under the watchful eye and steady aim of Rutherford B. Hayes.

I'm standing atop Mungo as we cross the Tasman, free crabs everywhere are rallying to him as he wades across the water, The Joes take priority, we'll sort out all this hostage crap afterwards.

 

[Ultrajoe]

"Evil?"
"What Is It? I'm Busy" *Tears Apart Tank With Hands*
"What Happens When The Song Stops?"
"I... I Don't Know..."
"What If The Reinforcements Haven't Got Here By Then?"
"Then it's Very Bad For Us... What Reinforcements Did You Send For?"
"The Doom List"
"I See"

The Brothers Of Epic Spin In Unison, And Raise Their Weapons Of Fury. Shells And Ammunition Detonate On Them But They Do Not Flinch.

They Are At The Centre Of A Maelstrom, But They Know They Cannot Be Touched For At Least 3 More Minutes...

"...Father... on bended knee... i ask thee... raise thy hand!" Goes Manowar... As The Climax Approaches.

 

[jim_doki]

Joes, you need to understand. your massive Manowar Metal will be defeated. do you know why? we will NOT bow to you
<a href=http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1A7g824PU>we are NOT going to take it

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Doomsday Devices are armed... I can warp in behind him and take most of his armour out.

 

[Galletea]

*slamms pannel*

"Fine... I suppose that in this time of crisis... I must swallow this useless pride and work with allies"

snip.

Sargent, SHK. Form a perimeter, concentrate fire on the Joes, we can not let them reach the built up areas an any cost.

snip

Richard; report! What's the situation?

We still have three minutes to keep him occupied for...Damn it

 

[Neon Orange Ninja]

This

Is

GOLDEN!

I need to get to work right away!

*grabs pen & book*

 

[Graustein]

Robodog! R-1! Robosoldier!
Concentrate your fire on the Dominators!

Radio! Play something! Anything! WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS!?
I'm going to need every amp, speaker, subwoofer and anything else capable of emitting sound that can be found! Get to work, men! We have to drown it out!

NEOSAGE! We need a Silence spell or something!

 

[SargentToughie]

*Apiffony*

"Private! Send out a dampening field on that song that fuels the joes"

*Gods of war becomes replaced with I feel pretty*

"Now!!! Hit them with your whole arsenal!!! everybody strike at once!!!"

 

[jim_doki]

ALL PLATOONS lethal force is authorised. Take the Joes down. I repeat, destroy the Joes. cover Mungo. Mungo is to leave this battle alive, read?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

This

Is

GOLDEN!

I need to get to work right away!

*grabs pen & book*

I am claiming rights to this story...This will be epic in my game...

Now hands off!