Escapist Dating

[RobCoxxy]

I think the M/F ratio isn't even enough either, which doesn't help.

As long as it's better than my university, joked about being 8:1, actually found out to be 9:1.

Fucking Sausagefest.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I am slowly unfolding a plan to have a sexual encounter with every male on this site.
I have begun by pointing out my female-ness at every opportunity and will soon move to the second phase of being suggestive and seductive towards all forum dwellers.

You could have just ASKED, you know.

 

[Katana314]

As much as I'd like to meet someone, something about me is against having it happen over the web. Painfully ironic as it's where I spend an enormous amount of my time.

And yet, logically I can't help but feel that it somehow makes a relationship more "pure" - you're not basing off visuals until you eventually meet.

 

[Fenring]

I'd be open to it if there was someone in my area; however, I've got a date thing today, so... Go me.

 

[Zipa]

If I recall correctly, (according to Second Skin documentary) for every SINGLE female online, there are 10 males.

Good luck finding one, let alone beating the other 90% of us.

I have no problem beating you. I'm that smug.

..I'll just beat you from behind, with a crowbar.

Your name is Gordon Freeman?

 

[Realitycrash]

If I recall correctly, (according to Second Skin documentary) for every SINGLE female online, there are 10 males.

Good luck finding one, let alone beating the other 90% of us.

I have no problem beating you. I'm that smug.

..I'll just beat you from behind, with a crowbar.

Your name is Gordan Freeman?

By the time I reload this page and my comment is posted, you better have edited your post, or the /facepalm is going in here.

Edit: Too late. /Facepalm

 

[superbatranger]

I realize my location bars me from pursuing a relationship with anyone on this site. I don't even think I've seen anyone else from Costa Rica on this site.

 

[Hader]

By the time I reload this page and my comment is posted, you better have edited your post, or the /facepalm is going in here.

Edit: Too late. /Facepalm

I don't see what the problem is...


>_>

 

[Realitycrash]

By the time I reload this page and my comment is posted, you better have edited your post, or the /facepalm is going in here.

Edit: Too late. /Facepalm

I don't see what the problem is...


>_>

He misspelled Gordon Freeman ^^
And by the looks of it, it wasn't a simple typo.

Edit: And since you didn't see it either, you should feel the shame as well ^^

 

[Hader]

He misspelled Gordon Freeman ^^
And by the looks of it, it wasn't a simple typo.

Edit: And since you didn't see it either, you should feel the shame as well ^^

No no, I troll

Besides, I have not played Half Life anyways.

 

[Daveman]

To be honest only 50% of your meaning is shown accurately through words so I don't think I could spot my type o' lass from somebodies forum post.

 

[katsumoto03]

I'm currently dating everyone.

They just don't know it yet.

I'm down with that.

OT: I had thought that there were two users who were dating or something at some point. I never really gave a shit.

 

[Palademon]

Even on the internet I fail to find someone.
Even when surrounded by common interest, I fail to find a meaningful relationship.
And there aren't as many females on here, that I wouldn't even have a chance with.

So to answer, no.
But I am single if anyone wanted to know.

 

[zen5887]

Totally Purple Rain and Larenxis. I stayed with them in Vancouver for a couple of weeks back in December, they're awesome!

Also

That reminds me; what ever happened to PurpleRain?

He hates this place.

 

[Hader]

To be honest only 50% of your meaning is shown accurately through words so I don't think I could spot my type o' lass from somebodies forum post.

Use emoticons!!!!

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

I guess it does happen on occasion. I´d never do it though. Not my kind of thing.I prefer meeting people in real life.

 

[Amberella]

We both ended up getting banned from there for unclear reasons. So we both migrated over here to the escapist.

Well, if you're anything like your avatar Lilith, you probably accidentally shocked someone while phasewalking?


Sorry couldn't resist cheesy Borderlands joke xD

Haha, totally wish it could happen in real life. I do love burning people to ashes too.

When I get angry, I get elemental!

 

[Hader]

Haha, totally wish it could happen in real life. I do love burning people to ashes too.

When I get angry, I get elemental!

When I get angry, I punch things!

Yeah...Brick was my first character.

 

[Daveman]

To be honest only 50% of your meaning is shown accurately through words so I don't think I could spot my type o' lass from somebodies forum post.

Use emoticons!!!!

Of course. That takes me back to a brief stage when I used to try to convey my exact emotion on MSN using different combinations of emoticons. For example a raised eyebrow plus guy with shades plus a heart meant sly confused arousal.

 

[Amberella]

Haha, totally wish it could happen in real life. I do love burning people to ashes too.

When I get angry, I get elemental!

When I get angry, I punch things!

Yeah...Brick was my first character.

I played as them all. )

I prefer Lilith for obvious reasons.