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Escapist = Illuminati??
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You wish! Jones has been trying to warn us about this for years...along with some crap about chemtrails and moon landin's.FPLOON said:*walks into thread*
*trips over a triangle(?)*
*breaks eye*
*uses alchemy to make an eye patch for himself*
*takes out camera*
*Takes a selfie*
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/11/nickfuryironman2.jpg
OT: It's not the Illuminati... it's Half-Life 3 confirmed to be hidden within the Escapist's basement!
(I swear I'm getting too old for this shit...)
Think that's weird? Check the escapist logo in the top left. Or better yet, check the hidden message in the posts!Queen Michael said:
There's a hidden word at the bottom of almost every post, I tell you! From the first post to this one it reads:
Tibi signa signa ut solamen solamen traiectiones miseris quas vniversum nigrarum et proles innominadum habuisse stellarum ingeniis sadoquae quas vniversum magnitudinemque vivus vici habuisse motusque solamen bufoniformis magnum vi socios veri patens socios innominandum veri socios magnitudinemque planitiam intuerentur horrida propter habuisse stellarum tibi tibi.
(rewriting veniversum as vniversum, as the latter seems to be the more accurate spelling, and separating vivusvici into vivus vici)
It doesn't translate well, but it translates! And for those with eyes to see, the truth is plain as day! And it involves the Great Old Ones! (Which probably means we've got a bit of a Cabin in the Woods thing going on D
Edit: Oh, and the exact words apparently change every time the page refreshes, which explains the rambling.
Tibi signa signa ut solamen solamen traiectiones miseris quas vniversum nigrarum et proles innominadum habuisse stellarum ingeniis sadoquae quas vniversum magnitudinemque vivus vici habuisse motusque solamen bufoniformis magnum vi socios veri patens socios innominandum veri socios magnitudinemque planitiam intuerentur horrida propter habuisse stellarum tibi tibi.
(rewriting veniversum as vniversum, as the latter seems to be the more accurate spelling, and separating vivusvici into vivus vici)
It doesn't translate well, but it translates! And for those with eyes to see, the truth is plain as day! And it involves the Great Old Ones! (Which probably means we've got a bit of a Cabin in the Woods thing going on D
Edit: Oh, and the exact words apparently change every time the page refreshes, which explains the rambling.
I for one welcome our new overlords.
I would like to present my resume for the position of "Traitor To The Human Race", can anybody show me to human resources?
I would like to present my resume for the position of "Traitor To The Human Race", can anybody show me to human resources?
The Illuminati will be by to illuminate the thread for you shortly.Fijiman said:
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I have no idea what is going on here, but just just by looking at the lighting and creepy logo I would guess someone angered someone (something?) important.
I'll go to my basement and start the dark purge rites. Someone get me the jugs of goat blood and the black candles.
I'll go to my basement and start the dark purge rites. Someone get me the jugs of goat blood and the black candles.
Really? I could read it just fine. Maybe it's this tinfoil hat I'm wearing...Fijiman said:
...or maybe I just highlighted everything. That's also a possibility.
As for why it's blacked out, clearly it's blacked out so that only the illuminati can see it. Alex Jones told me; it must be true! But you can beat it the same way I did! Aluminum foil hats! Mine's a fisherman's hat!
On a completely unrelated note SOMEONE GO GET XDARK!
Dude, I'm wearing a helmet made completely out of tinfoil and I can't read any of it. And highlighting doesn't work due mostly to the fact that I'm on my phone and the simple act of highlighting any amount of text is a massive pain in the ass.000Ronald said:
You know what, I don't think the Illuminati have anything to do with this. I think it's Taco and Kross having a laugh at everyone else's expense.
Goddamnit Taco! What have you done?!
This shit was supposed to be on the down low and you've doomed us all!
Are you happy now?
[sub][sub]Christ it's dark in here, and I can't read a damn thing.[/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]wub wub wub[/sub][/sub][/sub]
This shit was supposed to be on the down low and you've doomed us all!
Are you happy now?
[sub][sub]Christ it's dark in here, and I can't read a damn thing.[/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]wub wub wub[/sub][/sub][/sub]
You have no idea how confused I was when I wandered into this topic. And probably got even more confused when reading the posts.
You think the Freemasons still hold sway? They were supplanted years ago by the Secret Feminist Alignment.epicdwarf said:
Think about it: What threads get the most replies? Anita Sarkeesian? Where are these threads located? The Escapist. WHat do people usually escape from? Falling rocks. What do you call a group of falling rocks? A tumble. Where have the Feminists cast off their disguises and proclaimed their true intentions to rule the world and turn everyone into genderless transracial planetkin? Tumblr. It all fights together.
I'm shedding light on the truth. Wait, shedding light... making brighter... illuminating... Illuminati...
Mother of God, it's come full circle.
The Illuminati sure are pioneers in irony, then.
...Is what I would say if I didn't respect them to the fullest.
...Is what I would say if I actually believed they existed.
...Is what I WOULD say if I didn't have this ceremonial dagger protruding from my sternum.
...Is what I would say if I didn't respect them to the fullest.
...Is what I would say if I actually believed they existed.
...Is what I WOULD say if I didn't have this ceremonial dagger protruding from my sternum.