Don't trust him! He's in on this too!lacktheknack said:<youtube=w-0TEJMJOhk&start=73&end=155>
HE TRIED TO WARN US
WEIRD AL TRIED TO WARN US
Wrong again! The freemasons created the feminist movement in order to gain control of one of the women that would arise to power. Tumblr was also created by the freemasons to control the emerging hipster crowd. Do you want to learn ALL of the secret history they don't teach you in school? Please send me $50,000 and I will give you ALL the dirt I have on the freemasons!!!Thunderous Cacophony said:You think the Freemasons still hold sway? They were supplanted years ago by the Secret Feminist Alignment.
Think about it: What threads get the most replies? Anita Sarkeesian? Where are these threads located? The Escapist. WHat do people usually escape from? Falling rocks. What do you call a group of falling rocks? A tumble. Where have the Feminists cast off their disguises and proclaimed their true intentions to rule the world and turn everyone into genderless transracial planetkin? Tumblr. It all fights together.
I'm shedding light on the truth. Wait, shedding light... making brighter... illuminating... Illuminati...
Mother of God, it's come full circle.
Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<epicdwarf said:Wrong again! The freemasons created the feminist movement in order to gain control of one of the women that would arise to power. Tumblr was also created by the freemasons to control the emerging hipster crowd. Do you want to learn ALL of the secret history they don't teach you in school? Please send me $50,000 and I will give you ALL the dirt I have on the freemasons!!!
ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.Asita said:Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<
Ah, but how can they have a moon base if they faked the moon landing?epicdwarf said:ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.Asita said:Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<
The Illuminati? I dunno about them---but I do know about The Basement!PsychicTaco115 said:Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe that I have found something so shocking, something so emotional that you may need to stand so you can sit down in complete disbelief
I have evidence that the Escapist is actually... THE ILLUMINATI
Another ignorant person. The Freemasons faked the moon landing in order to cover up the fact that their moon base covers most of the moon's surface. In fact, the moon landing was actually faked ON THE MOON! If you desire more information on the REAL first moon landing, please send me $50,000.Zombie_Fish said:Ah, but how can they have a moon base if they faked the moon landing?
CHECKMATE, FREEMASONS!
epicdwarf said:ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.Asita said:Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<
That's where they have always resided! We told you to never go there, clearly -someone- did and look at what happened now!Copper Zen said:The Illuminati? I dunno about them---but I do know about The Basement!
Follow the sound of my voice... Trust me... I'm a doctor...Charli said:Guys ...I'm lost. Where are you?
*flailing*