Escapist News Network: Blizzard Warning

[Cocakoliker]

THREE DEAD TROLLS IN A BAGGIE!! Dude I love u guys

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Can we get every episode hereafter to end with Kathleen saying several euphemisms for masturbation and masturbatory behavior? Because that's an absolutely astounding way to finish anything.

 

[Adventurer2626]

part of me thinks that a blizzard employ is watching this and thinking "we could do that"

This ^ I hate the Corporate States of America. I miss the United ones :*( Activision Blizzard is fast turning into another Microsoft. Why must we addictively feed their moneylust?! And to think I own both Diablo II and Starcraft I. I am ashamed. *anxiety pill*

I love me some good satire. Also, yea 30% is a very conservative figure.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

210 million... A month.. Damn.. Now I want a job at Blizzard.

Seriously though, it was a good episode, with a great actor, he's been in other episodes but I'm glad to see him as a reporter now, and it does raise some questions as to what Blizzard is doing with all that money..

 

[Canadamus Prime]

That guy is no Rick Mercer.

 

[therealsomeguy]

he seems legit, now if you excuse me im gonna go play halo 1

 

[DeAvatar]

Why do I just feel like I've had a conversation with a particularly awesome hobo?

You also? Glad I wasn't the only one!

33% for molesting that donkey! Just don't ask WHAT they're slapping the weasel to. >.>

 

[Vohn_exel]

"Have you ever seen a map of Florida?" was not a line I was expecting. I almost spit out my pop tarts, that was great! I like these indepth special reports, we should have more of them!

 

[Luk3us]

Blizzard NOoooo!!!

 

[Devil's Due]

Now I'm afraid to log onto StarCraft 2, they may be watching me for future experiments into the human mind and playing one of their games. Curse them, I cannot disobey!

Spoiler: It's a trap!

<3

PS: I seriously want a tinfoil hate. I've never had one, but I want one.

 

[wonkify]

Funny as always but an episode without a Quickbender report is vaguely unsatisfying.

 

[beema]

That guy was awesome. the Blizzard piece was hilarious... and disturbingly informative
haha

 

[The Big Eye]

He makes a good point, would a map of Florida get removed from Starcraft 2? It is shaped like dong.
Quick, does anyone have a map editor on hand to test this?

Or map of Scandinavia?

But you see, the Scandinavians would never think of that. That's the difference between Europe and the U.S. Americans are always talking about their wangs. Scandinavians have come to accept them.

Anyway, that was remarkably good conspiracy material. Best ENN i've seen since last week, and I mean that in all sincerity.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm scared friends, I'm scared.

Time to actually stop procrastinating and dig that bunker!

*looks for shovel*

[sub][sub]People are lowballing that number.[/sub][/sub]

 

[vxicepickxv]

Ha Ha Kathleen's hair is still blue.

That wasn't the part that seemed off to me. The part that seemed off was that her hair was parted differently in the previous episode.

 

[Reverend Del]

I, for one, welcome our icy cold overlords. No, I'm not being made to say this, no-one has any of my family and neither are they threatening to kill them. Honest.

This guy is clearly a nutter, nobody sensible would think Blizzard wanted to rule the world.

[sub][sub] But I sure do wish they'd take these electrodes of my testicles[/sub][/sub]

 

[Zombus]

Imho; BEST. ENN. EV4R.

Crazy conspiracy theories aren't presented to the standard populace enough for their symptoms to be easily recognized. So not only is this funyy as hell, it's also a public service.

 

[aubreym]

i am a philosopher, i always found the yin yang to depict our existence, however not in a spiritual way, there are other misconstructions that point to the yin yang (an existence within a nothingness).

 

[Lord Doom]

That is a good question. What the hell are they doing with all that money?

 

[Dmatix]

I for once embrace our new Blizzard overlords! All hail Blizzard! ( Please don't cut my internet, I need it for my...interests...).