Escapist News Network: Games for Pets

[akiata]

"Merely despicable instead of vomit inducing."
Awesome line. I love the little comments at the bottom. Who am I kidding I loved it all.
Y'all shouldn't be responsible for laughter induced pants wetting.

 

[concupiscentcrustace]

I have never seen a family resemblance like Graham Stark and his dad... is it possible Graham is actually a clone?

paul too http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/231/The-Season-4-Finale

 

[wfpdk]

that cat bit was brilliant. I really enjoyed this episode, one of your best in my opinion. "cats are like old people, when they get bored, they get destructive." lolololol

 

[thisbymaster]

Good god her rack, dam.

 

[Aptspire]

so far, cats have only shown interest for rubber balls and scratching poles, so I don't think they'll need games soon

 

[pigmy wurm]

Graham: Kathleen! The view count on ENN is going down! What can we do?
Kathleen: I have an idea!

I can assure that we have never, ever had a conversation even remotely close to this.
We strive for funny writing, foremost. Anything else is a pleasant bonus.

Um, what about Commodore Hustle: Viral? You actually posted a video on youtube of Kathleen (rather unsuccessfully) flaunting her chest for the very reason of drawing traffic to the site.

And no in the next ENN we do not need to see your balls getting destroyed, you have served the internet enough.

 

[Mumorpuger]

For the life of me I seem to be failing at posts.

 

[Serafis]

Yes new account. Lurked for too long I guess.

Hope you get better Graham. Be sure to load up on vitamin c (like OJ or something) as well.

I just noticed this (from the comparison picture), but Kathleen that hairstyle looks better than before. I'm guessing it just grew naturally longer over time, though.

While I'm at it: KITTIES! OMG SO ADORABLE!

 

[equalplatinum]

What a great cleavage-- I mean episode.

 

[AvsJoe]

Great episode. Especially the IGN bit. Gotta love the monkeys.

What's with all the comments about Kathleen's rack? Am I the only one not staring at her chest? Seriously, guys, creepy.

 

[I am AFK]

hope you fix that. what about her cats

 

[steven937595]

Wow... I liked the robots part... "surely a 100.000 monkeys can write games editorial"
Thogh i kind of felt like a cat myself, getting distracted by the bouncing I always write faulty tax refunds!

Incidently, i never noticed how great Kathleen's rack is before

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that. Also, thank god for Kathleen's rack...

Oi! thats sexist ya know!

...

>.>

<.<

[sub]Ok, yeah, I noticed too...[/sub]

[sub]me too...[/sub]

one more... noticed epicness

 

[lacktheknack]

BEST. ENDING. EVER.

Kathleen should have freakouts more often.

 

[lacktheknack]

We're more visible in this episode because Kathleen is wearing a slightly different outfit than usual. Here is a screen shot showing Kathleen from the most recent episode, as well as the first episode. Usually, Kathleen is covering us up with that little black mesh thing depicted in the right hand section of the picture.

Wow. Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Shut_up_Flanders]

ENN was always my second favorite show on this site next to Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation but if the already SMOKIN' HOT Kathleen continues to wear those low cut tops I think I have a new favorite. I mean my god!....I think I've watched this episode 3 times already because I wasn't paying attention to the show at all the first time around and was mesmerized by Kathleen and her....well, you know.

 

[Stabby Joe]

Secondly, the boobs thing... I forget a camisole ONCE... oh well. I think everyone had a nice day due to the error, but I won't be repeating it anytime soon.

Considering it appears to be the focus rather than the jokes, it's now easy to manipulate a good chunk of users if writing is slow that day.

 

[steven937595]

Graham: Kathleen! The view count on ENN is going down! What can we do?
Kathleen: I have an idea!

I can assure that we have never, ever had a conversation even remotely close to this.
We strive for funny writing, foremost. Anything else is a pleasant bonus.

We were shooting two episodes worth that day due to skipping town for PAX East and Kathleen got her outfits muddled.
I mean, we're not... saddened by this development (hurr, jokes), but it certainly wasn't intentional.

Wait... Sweet! Next week will have boobs if I'm not mistaken lol.

 

[Jeziah]

I liked 5:00, especially the bottom-right sixth of the screen. Niiiiice.

 

[GLo Jones]

I'm not gonna lie. The boobs were very distracting (not that I'm complaining).

We're more visible in this episode because Kathleen is wearing a slightly different outfit than usual. Here is a screen shot showing Kathleen from the most recent episode, as well as the first episode. Usually, Kathleen is covering us up with that little black mesh thing depicted in the right hand section of the picture.

Seriously, you created an account just to point this out? Are you actually gonna post under that name now or leave that ID to die?

 

[MatsJn]

Yes new account. Lurked for too long I guess.

Hope you get better Graham. Be sure to load up on vitamin c (like OJ or something) as well.

I just noticed this (from the comparison picture), but Kathleen that hairstyle looks better than before. I'm guessing it just grew naturally longer over time, though.

While I'm at it: KITTIES! OMG SO ADORABLE!

Really? I'm more of a fan to the old hairstyle. I find it sleeker and more "office-like".