Yeah I want in too. I'm prepared to die from a brain transplant that went wrong though I come back to life asI forgot my purse. Or an affair sounds good. I'm eyeing you, Maxi-boy .EmileeElectro said:Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.
Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?
Creepy...I'd be scared too.Spirit_Of_Fire said:I once had a Girl Friend online, but whenever I asked to see a picture of her or meet up with her, she refused so it leads me to think that maybe she wasn't a girl after all. 0_0
I uh... ummm...MaxTheReaper said:Yeah, I know...goatzilla8463 said:...........Holy shit.MaxTheReaper said:Goat is pregnant with Simriel's child.
That thought is actually hideous.
But I didn't have much to draw on - I'm not a big soap opera guy.ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTSSipher107 said:how bout we just dont abort anyone.
thats a good idea, yes?
I'M CALLING THE FEMINAZIS ON YOU
THEY ARE ANGRY LADIES WHO HATE BRAS AND SHAVING
(and men)
(note: Do not mistake feminists for femnazis. One group wants equality, the other group wants to neuter you with a cleaver.)
By "lady friend" you mean "Putin" right? Those two are totally getting it on.PurpleRain said:But yeah, Nuke has a lady friend too.
PurpleRain said:But yeah, Nuke has a lady friend too. The Pony from Susan's collection. Don't deny it; you lust for that thing.
Oi! Quit it you two, we all know he's with me and my sexy flying skills!Labyrinth said:By "lady friend" you mean "Putin" right? Those two are totally getting it on.
Your Mosquito? I'd say that's just a fling. His true love remains for Ms. Monitor.Singing Gremlin said:Oi! Quit it you two, we all know he's with me and my sexy flying skills!
(But I occasionally suspect he's more interested in my flying machine than me.)
In that case: Congratulations and the best of luck to both of you.woem said:I met my fiance on ICQ nine years ago. We're getting married this Wednesday!
(I'm going to predict a flame right here)MaxTheReaper said:Mostly, it didn't work out for them.
I met her, but I forgot to ask her if she was a user. Damn, I could have cleared that up for you.NewClassic said:Before he disappeared, I know Xhumed had a fiance, but I'm unaware as to her status as an Escapist or not.
~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child supportEmileeElectro said:Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.
Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?
I've been trying to some extra men to come into my brothel, but they won't because of my heroin addiction!sorry user name taken. said:~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child supportEmileeElectro said:Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.
Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?
XD
emilee jr needs food!EmileeElectro said:I've been trying to some extra men to come into my brothel, but they won't because of my heroin addiction!sorry user name taken. said:~holding your baby~ oi! where's my child supportEmileeElectro said:Yes, my boyfriends on here but he never logs in because he's stupid like that.
Vampire_Kitteh.
Dunno what he does with his time online.
Ooh, I wanna be part of this soap opera!
I can has an affair with someone or a secret love child?
XD
XD
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.berethond said:One is the loneliest number...
I'd date you, and I'm straight. Then again, it would most likely be a ruse to get close to you...MaxTheReaper said:Oh please.xmetatr0nx said:I hate to say but i dont think id date anyone of you...lets face it im just too good looking.
lol.
You'd date me.
Hell, I'd date me, and my standards are absurd.
I can't think of any Escapist couples besides those posted here, but I know a few people who've dated on the interwubs.
Mostly, it didn't work out for them.
Worth shall not be determined by fame, but by how much I love you. And also, people who don't like it can go fuck a rake. The very subtle disdain I have been met with makes me sick, but I muster the motivation to avoid confronting people about it through sheer force of hoping they will come to their senses.The Grey Wolf said:No one will care anyway, I'm not even known on The Escapist nor do many people like it so I don't know if I'm worthy to be mentioned.