ESRB Covers Up Racy Dead or Alive Cover

[Scrythe]

Recently at a friends house, I watched a movie on TV that was about gymnastics (I can't remember the title). In this movie there was a judges panel that used very old, outdated and arbitrary rules; one girl had her run disqualified because of her bra strap was just barely peeking a little. In protest, the entire team fudged their runs.

I imagine that panel of judges to be the ESRB, going apeshit over the most arbitrary of things.

EDIT: Found the movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430634/].

 

[Booze Zombie]

What are we, Victorians?

 

[michaelknives52]

erhem? seriously... jiggly boob physics is okay, even cleavage, but seriously too much thigh... the must have had a 30 year old mom who has never played video games join the board. Guess what 30 year old mom... you kid probably has playboys under his bed and watches porn all of the time

 

[RobCoxxy]

For fuck's sake, your daughter probably wears less when she goes to the beach!

Underneath all our clothes, we're totally naked!

 

[Irridium]

This change is so stupidly pointless it hurts.

 

[Wintermoot]

its a tiny patch of skin why bother?

 

[Mikeyfell]

DOA has always prided its self on having physics defying boobs. Why not have physics defying dresses as well?

 

[ryo02]

so what century are we in again?

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm not really sure why that makes much of a difference, but it is a pretty minor one, at least.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Oh good! The children might have been traumatized and did a Columbine if that alteration wasn't made

Another win for ESRB

 

[theriddlen]

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise...

ESRB reminds me of this song.

 

[RA92]

For fuck's sake, your daughter probably wears less when she goes to the beach!

Underneath all our clothes, we're totally naked!

Those morons will probably cut their dicks off in shame! Oh wait, that's a good thing - less retards in our gene pool!

 

[RA92]

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise...

ESRB reminds me of this song.

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Sorry, I just had to embed the video just in case someone missed this piece of art by Weird Al... ^_^

 

[DTWolfwood]

hah puritan sensibilities strikes again. Man America will never live down its roots, shame.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Did they just cover half an inch of leg?

Of course, now perhaps you would like to direct your eyes to the fact this woman is not wearing a bra and her TITS ARE HANGING OUT.
Or maybe the ESRB don't want to spoil the fun after all...

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

"industry guidlines"?

Bullshit.

The ESRB has NO legal power over games at ALL.

They must rate them, and that's it. They cannot say "you can't put in this".