ESRB Rates Mass Effect 2: Big Krogan Sex

[Vrex360]

I'm just worried about the inclusion of the old characters. I did the romance subplot with Ashley in the first game, and I would like to have her in the sequel to continue that romance. Not sure I'd want to switch romantic interests in the sequel, but she hasn't been shown at all, really.

According to a Bioware interview, they said you can continue romances from the first game provided the character didn't die so I assume at some point you'll meet up with Ashley/Kaiden. Then again my character had a romance with Liara so I dunno. You can apparently also switch from the romance from the first game to another character in the second so I assume improvements have been made to the romance system.

That's good to know, I too got into the love subplot with the fine Ms. Williams and would rather stick with her for the remainder of the story. That's actually been one of the clinchers for me, so yeah hearing that is a relief.

Yeah I wouldn't want another none existant relationship to complicate my non existant relationship with someone who does not really exist... it would get too complicated.

p.s that part was a joke, I actually am still kinda relieved to know that.

 

[Kollega]

Depends, I mean I myself find the concept of a Sangheili woman to be kinda.... ahem, won't go into details. All I'm saying is, I'm keen to keep an open mind for whatever kind of future the stars bring us.

[HEADING=2]The future.[/HEADING] It's Crazy Awesome - not unlike me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Something tells me this will face problems down under. Unless that R18+ paper comes through.

 

[Sebenko]

I head Garrus is in ME2. Totally unrelated to topic, I assure you. Really.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Future-blouses, space furniture and "just talking it out." The mind boggles.

I'm sure someone's mass is erect at the very thought.

 

[Irridium]

Future-blouses, space furniture and "just talking it out." The mind boggles.

I'm sure someone's mass is erect at the very thought.

BA-ZING!

And I'm suprised no one worked in a "Thats what she said!" yet.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Krogans?! And sex?!! In the same sentence?!!! DOES NOT COMPU- *head essploades*

Thank you very much for giving me that mental image.

Also, as I've said before aliens are sexy so I see no reason why there should even be controversy on the issue of interspecies love.

When Krogans are involved, it's still NSFS (not safe for sanity).

Oh yeah, I mean, who wouldn't hit this?

... Everyone that isn't crazy, that's who. Krogans are awesome but you should be worried if you find them attractive.

 

[AceDiamond]

Ever since I heard Garrus describe the Krogan's anatomy (and by anatomy I mean their junk) I thought "now I know EXACTLY why we can't have sex with Wrex".

They're reptiles. Something tells me it's internal - no big issue there.

The testicles might be the only thing that remains internal...

*cough*

Anyway I don't see why people would get worked up (ha ha) over this. It's sci-fi taking place in the future so of course you're going to have alien ugly-bumping.

 

[mechanixis]

Who wouldn't hit this?

Answer: People who are not insane.

Ugh, dude gross. He's like five-hundred years old!

Spoiler: gotta get some a'that young stuff

Mmmm, yeah. Check out that supple, incomplete cranial-plating.

 

[hazabaza1]

Krogan... sex...

EYE BELACH, GIVE ME EYE BLEACH

 

[Doug]

Krogans?! And sex?!! In the same sentence?!!! DOES NOT COMPU- *head essploades*

Thank you very much for giving me that mental image.

Also, as I've said before aliens are sexy so I see no reason why there should even be controversy on the issue of interspecies love.

When Krogans are involved, it's still NSFS (not safe for sanity).

Oh yeah, I mean, who wouldn't hit this?

... Everyone that isn't crazy, that's who. Krogans are awesome but you should be worried if you find them attractive.

Also, you'd need a reinforced spine if you enjoy being able to control your lower body

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Who the fuck says "future-blouse" or "space-furniture"? What is this, the 50s?

 

[Doug]

In case anyone doesn't remember Salarians are these guys.

And both species are mostly males. So yeah I really hope the character who said that line is joking.

To be fair... how would you know the males from the females? Or in the case of the Asari, if they have more than one sex (so, technically, the blue 'chick' from the first game was also a dude....ewwwwww).

 

[Sahm]

Bwahaha! I love the ESRB as a rating system, but I also love their unintentionally funny details!
'Future blouses', eh? Remind me to get one of those for my wife! Sounds hot.

I hope there is a Codex entry for 'future-blouses' and 'space furniture'.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

To be fair... how would you know the males from the females? Or in the case of the Asari, if they have more than one sex (so, technically, the blue 'chick' from the first game was also a dude....ewwwwww).

Salarians only have two genders, and if memory serves, they hatch from eggs.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Sometimes (most times) after I prop a lady up on some space furniture and undo her future blouse, I too have an awkward talking it out session later.

 

[WestMountain]

OH YEAHHH!! MORE BLUE HAND ACTION!

 

[Yeq]

... My brain!

Why oh why would anyone want to imagine Krogans having sex?!

I never thought I'd be the sort of human being that brought this up, but rule 34. It's not meant to be pleasant.

 

[Jared]

... My brain!

Why oh why would anyone want to imagine Krogans having sex?!

I think my brain turned to goo...lol

 

[Ben Legend]

Krogans?! And sex?!! In the same sentence?!!! DOES NOT COMPU- *head essploades*

Thank you very much for giving me that mental image.

Also, as I've said before aliens are sexy so I see no reason why there should even be controversy on the issue of interspecies love.

When Krogans are involved, it's still NSFS (not safe for sanity).

Oh yeah, I mean, who wouldn't hit this?

... Everyone that isn't crazy, that's who. Krogans are awesome but you should be worried if you find them attractive.

*tap tap tap* haha, I'd hit that.... with a bar to get him to keep the fook away!