ESRB Rates Mass Effect 2: Big Krogan Sex

[LiquidGrape]

This brings up an interesting question: since the Asari are all female, and have the greatest level of technology, wouldn't it be interesting if they were attempting to genetically engineer a male Asari?

No. No it wouldn't.
In fact, it would simply submit Mass Effect 2 to one of the most ancient of science-fiction clichés; the God complex.

 

[quack35]

This article has some of the funniest responses I've ever seen.

 

[Kollega]

This brings up an interesting question: since the Asari are all female, and have the greatest level of technology, wouldn't it be interesting if they were attempting to genetically engineer a male Asari?

And why in the hell they would do that? There's no practical reason whatsoever. I remind you that Asari don't even need... erm... physical contact... to procreate.

 

[carpathic]

This just sounds AWESOME! hehehe

 

[scotth266]

This brings up an interesting question: since the Asari are all female, and have the greatest level of technology, wouldn't it be interesting if they were attempting to genetically engineer a male Asari?

And why in the hell they would do that? There's no practical reason whatsoever. I remind you that Asari don't even need... erm... physical contact... to procreate.

For the lulz, mainly.

Hell man, it's the future: they've already discovered space travel, psychic powers, and nanotechnology: what the fuck else is there to do other than mess around with pointless experiments?

FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Kollega]

For the lulz, mainly.

Hell man, it's the future: they've already discovered space travel, psychic powers, and nanotechnology: what the fuck else is there to do other than mess around with pointless experiments?

FOR SCIENCE!

If we're talking about genetically engineering new species for the lulz or FOR SCIENCE (it's illegal in Citadel Space, but whatever)... then i'd rather make a dragon, or a Lombax, or a Cthulhu, or blob-people, or sapient snais, or whatever, rather than a male member for my monogender species. When you do things for the lulz, you don't do them by half.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Hilarious. The sad, sad fact is that you know that at least ONE person has already made porn on this subject. No matter what it is, there is always ONE PERSON who will draw porn out of it.

 

[Spiner909]

Good to know games can be taken maturely.

 

[InsomniJack]

Sometimes, I wonder if the ESRB puts this stuff out in advance just to get other people's reactions. Especially when a doozy like this comes along.

I bet their place is just all laughs when a new GTA comes out.

 

[scotth266]

For the lulz, mainly.

Hell man, it's the future: they've already discovered space travel, psychic powers, and nanotechnology: what the fuck else is there to do other than mess around with pointless experiments?

FOR SCIENCE!

If we're talking about genetically engineering new species for the lulz or FOR SCIENCE (it's illegal in Citadel Space, but whatever)... then i'd rather make a dragon, or a Lombax, or a Cthulhu, or blob-people, or sapient snais, or whatever, rather than a male member for my monogender species. When you do things for the lulz, you don't do them by half.

I don't know, I just thought that it would be cool to have some sort of crazy Asari cultists dicking around with their genes. Sue me, I'm boring like that.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Why the hell did they feel the need to specify it was a future blouse? Would a regular blouse just not cut it? It can't be THAT futuristic.

 

[paragon1]

Krogan... sex...

EYE BELACH, GIVE ME EYE BLEACH

"Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility," an unnamed character says at some point in the game.

OH SWEET JESUS SOMEONE GOUGE OUT MY EYES

Guys, hate to break it to you, but eyeball violence will not make the images go away. I found that out the hard way.

 

[whycantibelinus]

*silently prays for female turian love interest*

I bet Turian's look crazy naked. I'm assuming that their genitalia is as rigid and mechanical as their mouths of course.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Everyone get your future blouses out of the cubbard!
And then gyrate those hips; oooh, so hot!

Seriously, I wonder what the ESRB will make from Japanese Hentai type games XD

 

[LWS666]

"future blouses" sounds like something from the jetsons, where its the exact same as it is now but has blue glowing rings on it.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

future blouse. is that a fucking word. and space furniture. and here is a hint that this happens in the actual navy "in the navy, you can sail the seven seas, in the navy." Village people-22:16.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I head Garrus is in ME2. Totally unrelated to topic, I assure you. Really.

He is, you can look up the video on IGN, it's awesome.

Space furniture, from the IKEA nebula.

God dammit man, I was drinking when I read that, I almost choked.

 

[Rooster893]

Ummm, OK?