Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[ultimateownage]

Nope.
I'm in a lucky situation; the bathroom is next door to my bedroom, and my bedroom has a really heavy door that when closed all the way it takes about 5 seconds to turn the door handle and get it open again and a further 5 seconds to push it open over my thick carpet. So I have plenty of time to look inconspicuous. I can also just go in my bathroom when someone's in my room (My brother shares a room with me), although going in there for too long makes my parents concerned.

 

[Sprinal]

nice meme.

OT
Mum walked in once. Was out until half way through.

Very...well...
Awkward

 

[DJDarque]

Just glancing over this thread it looks like more people have been caught having sex than have been caught masturbating. I would've thought it was the other way around.

 

[xbox hero]

OT:Cinda,it wasn't porn and I wasnt doing anything but...Um actually I will just say

Spoiler

 

[mariofan1000]

Who the hell are the "Palm Sisters"?

In seriousness, no.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I've been caught in the actual act 3 times by my mum and little bro and as far as what you're talking about, I've been walked in on more times than I can count but I don't know that anyone has necessarily caught me. If so, no one says anything about it.

 

[imnot]

Nope, worse, they saw me watching winter wrap up!

 

[Sojoez]

Am I the only one that finds it weird that a 16 year old boy (Vangaurd227) doesn't wank? I started exploring myself when I was 12 for crying out loud!

And no, I never got caught. I had a lock on my door!

 

[mysecondlife]

Today My roomate walked in on me.... ummmm...... meeting the palm sisters...... I'm EXTREMELY happy that it was just my roommate and not.... you know any family members...

Have any of my fellow escapists had to ever endure this Akward moment...

oh whew.. I thought you were caught watching My Little Pony or something...

 

[Corporal Yakob]

God, yeah, that happened to me a while back.

I got home from college and thought no-one was home.

Went to the computer, brought up YouTube and started blasting MLP:FiM & singing along to the theme tune, shouting "IT'S PONY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

My mother was home.

OT: Nah, I've always been careful with my... activities.

Mom: I HAVE NO SON!

OT: As for the....ahem....I always ensure the door is locked, barricaded, the windows shut and barred and an intricate warning system consisting of several linked bells attached to a line of string outside the room before doing anything.

 

[The_Yeti]

Nah, only whilst looking at pr0n, by the mother, but I am the middle child of three boys, she didn't speak of it nor look at me any different, shes not a religion nut nor a over-sensitive mother - ain't no fool.

Door Lock + Door Wedge/Stopper.

 

[Byere]

Not physically caught, though I HAVE had people walk in without knocking and only just managing to hide it all. Pretty sure they know exactly what I was doing, but thankfully no-one mentions it.

 

[lovestomooch]

Doing such a thing can blind God.

Seriously, I honestly chose a sexually recluse life in that instance. I believe I massaged the iguana (new phrase? yes) once or twice in my early teens. After that though, I saw a lot of recluse people taking advantage of the ability to feel such glory, so I stopped and saved it for when I could share it with another person.

Since I've done it so few times, nope. I did have someone walk in on me during private time with my girlfriend though which is....

Still not as awkward as having your parents walk in on you when you are six years old and the Great fairy appears while you're playing Majora's Mask

Does it change colour when you stroke it? ... or stick out its... umm toungue?
any of those work for ya?

 

[Ewyx]

Nope, my father did walk into my room when I was with my ex... doing... well we all know what... Damn that was one awkward dinner. Could barely contain my laugh.

 

[Lenvoran]

The only time I got caught doing such things was when my (now ex) girlfriend walked in on me and was like, "That's my job you son of a *****." and then things progressed in great and happy ways.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

Once by my dad!

Single most Poker Face moment I ever had.........

 

[Arfonious]

Not really caught doing it but one time at my ex's house at the breakfast table her mother and big brother were talking about getting us a metronome because they thought that we were out of rhythm the night before

 

[cookieXkiller]

Thought this was going to be sex. I've never been caught masturbating.

I have been caught in the middle of sex.

I haven't been caught fapping
but my father walked in on me having sex, said high fave, I looked at him and he walked off again.
awkward and funny moment.
my mom thinks im innocent so she knows nothing.
(I hope)

 

[Siris]

Sadly not

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Today My roomate walked in on me.... ummmm...... meeting the palm sisters...... I'm EXTREMELY happy that it was just my roommate and not.... you know any family members...

Have any of my fellow escapists had to ever endure this Akward moment...

Yeah I have, It was amusing.