Ever read a book so bad that you actaully stopped reading?

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t-money said:
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig. Randomly jumping between the narrative and philosophical ramblings... paragraphs that last two full pages... My God do I hate it, but I think I have to force myself to finish it for school.
Now you, I have to kill. One of the greatest books ever.

Dammit, gonna have to stop reading this thread now...
 

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I certainly wanted to stop reading Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead, but alas it was required reading for school... it made me sad :(
So i was about to post that i've never actually successfully finished an Ayn Rand book, and how i think the only people who can do so of their own free will are those who buy into her political philosophy because the books are utterly lacking any literary merit.

But then it occurred to me, that there is another author thats exactly the same way and I'm frankly shocked that none of his horrendously terrible 'novels' have shown up in this thread.

Scientology: A History of Man. by L Ron Hubbard is in fact the worst book i have ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon.
 

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SnakeoilSage said:
I'm an on again, off again fan of Warhammer 40,000, but I cannot read any of their books. They're so poorly written it makes my head hurt.
I don't suppose anyone has suggested to you, or you have tried reading the novels about Gaunt's Ghosts? I'm kind of meh on the 40k front for the most part, but my boyfriend told me the fluff of Gaunt's Ghosts, and it sounded cool enough to try it out. He had the first omnibus, and I got hooked hard. I bought the second one, which I am currently working on. The thing that's great about it is that it doesn't even have to be 40k, it could be a completely original sci-fi setting thought up by the author, and it would still be an amazingly well-written piece of militaristic sci-fi literature. I used to not give even the slightest shit about the Imperial Guard, and now I love them.
I have heard some good things about Gaunt's Ghosts, but I've heard "good things" about a lot of Warhammer 40K books. I'm sorry, but at the risk of alienating myself from the setting (and it's fans) altogether: Dan Abnett is the most overrated hack I've ever read. His work isn't bad, it isn't offensive. It's boring.

I would say that's just my opinion.

Conversely I'm a huge fan of Jim Butcher's Dresden Files. I love it. Yes, it's full of cliches and melodrama. Yes, it's a campy, and cheesy, and nerdy. But the stories are fun. There hasn't been a single one of those books that hasn't moved me to blubbery joyful geek-tears because of how fun it is.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
t-money said:
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig. Randomly jumping between the narrative and philosophical ramblings... paragraphs that last two full pages... My God do I hate it, but I think I have to force myself to finish it for school.
Now you, I have to kill. One of the greatest books ever.

Dammit, gonna have to stop reading this thread now...
If you want to kill me, just read Zen at me.

But seriously, I can see why someone might like it but... me, not so much.
 
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Only two.

Eldest. I rather like Eragon, but the sequel was so utterly dull I couldn't get 50 pages.

Halo Forerunners: Cryptum. Never before have I had fanboy rage like I did reading that FUCKING ATROCITY. I am one of the biggest Halo fans out there and this book is like what hardcore StarWars fans must have when they saw Episode 1.

And now they want to work it and it's sequels into the proper continuity.

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t-money said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
t-money said:
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig. Randomly jumping between the narrative and philosophical ramblings... paragraphs that last two full pages... My God do I hate it, but I think I have to force myself to finish it for school.
Now you, I have to kill. One of the greatest books ever.

Dammit, gonna have to stop reading this thread now...
If you want to kill me, just read Zen at me.

But seriously, I can see why someone might like it but... me, not so much.
It's not a BAD book though. I can see how you might not want to get into it...just... but in no way is it even comparable to Twiglet or any of that ilk.
 

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Anthem is interesting at first, but I was ultimately unable to finish it owing to how heavy-handed it is.
 

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Three words: The Seperate Piece Ugh, story about all male school and how one guy is jealous of his friend and thinks he is trying to upstage him but isn't another friend goes to war and ditches, just ugh. It is sad how the most interesting part of the story is when the only character you will actually like in it dies...something is very wrong there.
 

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I WANTED to stop The Catcher in the Rye, but my teacher forced me. Same with all of my school books really.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
It's not a BAD book though. I can see how you might not want to get into it...just... but in no way is it even comparable to Twiglet or any of that ilk.
That is true, and I was exaggerating quite a bit... To be honest I haven't really given it a fair chance, maybe if I try reading it later when I'm not being forced to I might see what's supposed to make it good.
 

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To Kill A Mockingbird. I could not read past the second page. The way it's written just bored the hell outta me.
 

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I got through both of the Immortal Instrument books but the Amber Spy Glass made me just stop reading. It wasn't bad and I really didn't care about the views on God and everything else, I was just boring. I mean to try and finish it but not anywhere in the near time future.
 

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Commissar Sae said:
Never, I fought my way through the absolute piece of shit that was 'grunts!' loathing every page with a fiery passion but I finished it. I've dropped series before, having lost interest in them after the first few books but I've damn well finished every book I've started.

Oh crap, forgot to finish 'Young Stalin' because I decided to take a break to read some fiction. I guess that counts, but I do intend to finish it and it was actually a pretty good read so not sure that counts.
That actually happened to me with Young Stalin. It's a really good book, but it's definitely not light reading and school takes up most of my time. Eventually I'll finish it, as it's certainly worth finishing.

Captcha: "Sex Onormer" ...read it aloud for the best comedic effect.
 

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I don't recall ever giving up on reading a book because it was so dreadful, but many years ago I had to read a novel for an English class called 'Lockie Leonard, Human Torpedo' by an Australian author named Tim Winton. It's probably the "worst" book I've ever read and I definitely don't recommend it.
 

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Typically i am highly selective of my books, and always tend to like em. But the books i was asked by so n so were the ones i tend to put down and never return heres da list.

The Bible- Too many holes, forgot which version. made it 1/3 of the way in.

Twilight- I keep giving it chances but by page 119, i put it down, made a cup of black coffee and then proceded to sleep where i forgot where i put that said book and didnt think twice.

Fallen Angel- Maybe there was an s in it idr. But i couldnt read this book in high school. Dont know why. I was able to read The Great Gatsby better than this.

The Secret Garden- At fifth grade, we had to read this. Just as i got sick for two weeks. Only read the last two chapters.

(lastly) Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Exterme Sports- Book went from sci-fi to smushy romance in a book and a half. I couldnt get past book three without gettin a migraine.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Jacco said:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime.

That is all.
You utter utter heathen.

I mean, your milage may vary.

*looks daggers at you* ;)
You need to be capable of understanding that not everyone is exactly the same as you. Then you'll enjoy it.
 

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The Bible. i couldn't even make it through the Old Testament, ya know, the part that sounds like something a villain expound on moments before the hero pulls out the surprise victory...
 

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The Crucible... and Wuthering Heights was somewhat grating to go through so i guess it counts...

Sadly though this was for school so I sorta had to read through >.>