Ever stolen anything from work?

[ACM_Shadow]

lets see, back in school i was a controlled kelpto, could steal anything (gave 90% of it back though), even made a bet with a teacher i had for 4 periods straight that i could steal his keys, 10 minutes in they were hanging on the roof fan while he was writing stuff on the board, so much fun. man oh man was that teacher fun to be around (learnt alot from him to). Considering i work at a 50% food, 50% booze place at a sporting venue i do sometimes by mistake steal pens, and mass quantities of food to munch on with mates during our breaks. My boss doesn't mind either, as long as i get her favorite stuff as well (jam donuts FTW).

 

[Quaxar]

When I had a summer job at an office I used to borrow a lot of pens and stuff. I also stole worktime by buying food on the way to the post office. Then I spent the break indoors so I did not officially take it.

In a few month I'm starting a one-year thing with the red cross. Free syringes! If only I'd take drugs now so I could actually use them...

 

[tsb247]

I have never stolen anything from work. I like being employed. I figure the money I make every week GREATLY outweighs any cheap little item I could pocket. Well, that and I have a sense of ethics.

 

[Najos]

I'm a bartender, of course I steal. Every time you go to a bar and ask a bartender for a little extra liquor, you're trying to get them to steal.

 

[Marter]

My one job I've had so far was babysitting a family. I never stole anything, as I respected the family.

 

[teqrevisited]

Never stolen from work. My conscience would beat me up about it, especially due to knowing the managing director & his family for half of my life. I did get to take some really good ballistic shades to use at airsoft games though thanks to my superior.

 

[Gardenia]

Not really, but I have been paid by a company that cheated on the taxes. I got a little more tax-free money, they got to pay a little less tax. Also me and my boss once bought candyfloss with cash from the till without saving the receit. I guess that sort of counts as stealing.

 

[Broady Brio]

From school? Pens, a calculator... Yeah not much stuff.

 

[child of lileth]

When I worked at a hospital, I 'stole' food all the time. They'd just always make some excuse in front of other employees, and say I could pay later, and just never want the money when I'd try to offer to pay later on. lol

 

[Angerwing]

Even though I have the opportunity to do so, daily, I don't. Our stockroom out back has no security cameras, and since I work in a computer store, we understandably have a ton of stuff out the back.

But no.

 

[unoleian]

I don't think I once paid for live crickets while working at a pet store. Does that make me the only one in the thread to steal living things?

 

[ShadowKatt]

I'm a thief. Do the math.

 

[BustaNinja]

I sell tickets for the fair, and we handle alot of money. So on the last day while no one was looking...

I took the rock we use to hold down our money. Over the week, we had drawn on it in sharpie, and made it look cute, and named it. Our manager found out, laughed, and let everyone off work early, because he's cool like that.

 

[The Singularity]

Yeah, no. I respect my workplace more than that, and this should clearly be a poll.

 

[The Eggplant]

My summer job has me working at a local news station. So, surrounded by poorly-monitored A/V and electronics equipment, most of which could fetch hundreds if not sometimes thousands on eBay, I have this nasty habit...

...of stealing soda from the office fridge.

 

[Dags90]

Time theft is probably the thing I'm most guilty of.

 

[Luke5515]

I operated rides at an amusement park so...

Okay I stole enjoyment, fun and happiness from like, half of the guests who came to my ride.

 

[Kif]

Nope, I have no use for the software we make and to be honest they probably wouldn't care if we took a compiled version of the code home.

 

[yizas]

i work at a call center and the only things i have stolen are mousepads, ethernet cables and a mouse

 

[Yoshemo]

I work at wendys. occasionally I'll steal a piece of bacon or a pickle slice