Every Game Ever
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I love how [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST]'s "assets" get larger in each panel. That's how you can really tell that they're the one you're supposed to save
...Anyways, I can tell that the [PROTAGONIST] sort of looks like generic marine wearing Master Chief armor, and the [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST] sort of looks like Courtney from Metal Gear Rising, except more revealing, but I wonder what the [ANTAGONIST] is drawing from. I guess the eye=patch and scar make him evil, but I want to say I've seen the coat somewhere before, just can't put my finger on it.
...Anyways, I can tell that the [PROTAGONIST] sort of looks like generic marine wearing Master Chief armor, and the [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST] sort of looks like Courtney from Metal Gear Rising, except more revealing, but I wonder what the [ANTAGONIST] is drawing from. I guess the eye=patch and scar make him evil, but I want to say I've seen the coat somewhere before, just can't put my finger on it.
Some developers have specialized variations on that comic. For instance, Bioware has "You are the [chosen one], and only you can save the [variable scale landmass] from the [supernatural fuckwits]! But first you must find [in-universe jargon for "flag state toggles"] by doing inane sidequests in these [three/four] locations!"
When Dragon Age 3 comes out, see if you can fill out all the boxes. I'll bet you can.
When Dragon Age 3 comes out, see if you can fill out all the boxes. I'll bet you can.
I really feel that [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST] is what really makes [game] as good as it is, due to her amazing personality and character.
I especially like when [protagonist] and [antagonist] had that great moment when they [inappropriate] with [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST] while she was tied up that is intill the [evil thing]used it's tentacles to [inappropriate] which really ruined the mood.
I especially like when [protagonist] and [antagonist] had that great moment when they [inappropriate] with [SUPPORT CHARACTER/LOVE INTEREST] while she was tied up that is intill the [evil thing]used it's tentacles to [inappropriate] which really ruined the mood.
Actually, I think we need more games like the one represented in a comic. I can't remember the last time the "evil thing" was a giant tentacle monster and not some terrorist group or a an oversized humanoid commanded by a james bond villain holding the protagonists girlfriend over a pit of acid in a doom fortress.
Especially with the aesthetics shown in the comic. Seriously. It'd be hilarious!
Especially with the aesthetics shown in the comic. Seriously. It'd be hilarious!
Made me laugh and that's all I need, i will be laughing to myself like some crazy person for the rest of the day
... I don't remember any of Bowser's Minions ever trying to back stab him (Intentionally, I know in Super Paper Mario Count Blech was brainwashing Bowser's Troops, but that wasn't an intentional back stab on Bowsers End)... Nor do I remember Mario ever using a gun... And Bowser doesn't really release any great Evils, probably because he Is for all intents and purposes the Evil of the Game (Bowser doesn't release the Shadow Queen in Paper Mario 2, FYI).
Actually, you could probably make a good game out of this; an intentionally cheesy, affectionate parody done in the style of Mel Brooks' Spaceballs.
Just get a bunch of Funimation actors to ham it up and your golden.
Just get a bunch of Funimation actors to ham it up and your golden.
Or the same people who bought us the Dante's Inferno anime. Seriously. They had an interesting method where a different animator handled each circle...however, it's a little coincidental that it happens to go in order of beatrice's ever increasing bra size.valium said:
It might get old fast, but I would actually play a game that was self aware to this degree.
I mean, if your characters name was [Protagonist] and your entire point was to foil the [Antagonist] before he did his shit, combined with a few more tropes and a cheery cell-shaded art style. As long as it kept the jokes coming and, more importantly, actually had decent gameplay, it would be quite enjoyable. I would play [Generic Marine] fighting [Huge Thing that Telegraphs Attacks], hell as long as it had decent [Obligatory Driving Sequences] it would be fun overall.
I mean, if your characters name was [Protagonist] and your entire point was to foil the [Antagonist] before he did his shit, combined with a few more tropes and a cheery cell-shaded art style. As long as it kept the jokes coming and, more importantly, actually had decent gameplay, it would be quite enjoyable. I would play [Generic Marine] fighting [Huge Thing that Telegraphs Attacks], hell as long as it had decent [Obligatory Driving Sequences] it would be fun overall.