green_dude said:
This thread should be about poop instead, what time do you normally poop?
I normally do a big poo when I get back from uni, at like 5pm. I don't do poos any other time really.
Whenever the need arises. Its usually mid morning, around 11am, but I'll often have to take a dreaded 'beer shit' when I wake up about 1pm after a heavy night out. That pretty much stops anyone esle using the toilet for at least an hour or so afterwards.
Another poop-related factor I'd like to discuss is buying toilet paper. I live next to a 24/7 shop, so if we run put of paper it's pretty useful, but I always feel really awkward walking down the street at in the daytime with a 4-pack of bog roll under my arm, and nothing else.
It's pretty obvious I'm just going home to take a dump.
Swollen Goat said:
green_dude said:
This thread should be about poop instead, what time do you normally poop?
I normally do a big poo when I get back from uni, at like 5pm. I don't do poos any other time really.
Don't listen to the derail haters! I poop like seven times a day, and I don't think that's normal.
Also,
It's safe to say that I lol'd at that, I'm just mildly concerned however, that kid looks pretty fucked up :|
Also, I hate to be the person to re-affirm your fears, but seven times a day is pretty odd. Most people I know who are willing to tell me how much they poop, poop twice a day, max.
I'm enjoying this poop-related derailment far too much for someone who is supposed to be a mature member of society.