Everyone is dead.
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i would set about making it look like guinnea pigs were the dominant species before the apocalypse to fuck with extra terrestrial/future dominant species that explored later
or maybe cabbage, it would be awesome to think of aliens assuming cabbage blew up the world in some crazy holy war
This is what I would do. Also seems to be the general consensus here as well.Insanum said:
EDIT: Crap, didn't see the naked part. I would be dressed in the finest clothes left I could find. Screw practicality, I wanna be stylish!
Sonicron said:
That was Family Guy. Peter gets so drunk that he looses all of his brain cells but one.
announce i am ruler of teh world and hope to finde some surviving embryoes in a lab some where and recreat humanity or have an alien race come, attracted by the massive explosives and influx of radiation, and take me away and help me rebuild on another planet or itegrate into there society
I'd probably find a really big mountain and base jump off of it, then worry about the parashute half way down.
I'd be annoyed at all the selfish people dying and leaving me alone.
First things first; food, water and shelter. Over the coming days, travel to local area with plenty of space and set up those solar panels that you can get from places like Argos, rig them up so I have some electricity. Find animals that are still alive, cows, chickens...etc, so I can get food/drink in future months. Eventually, I would build my own place.
Voila. Sorted.
First things first; food, water and shelter. Over the coming days, travel to local area with plenty of space and set up those solar panels that you can get from places like Argos, rig them up so I have some electricity. Find animals that are still alive, cows, chickens...etc, so I can get food/drink in future months. Eventually, I would build my own place.
Voila. Sorted.
Everyone's dead? Yay!
But seriously, I would try to find a safe haven and a female partner and start repopulating the earth.
But seriously, I would try to find a safe haven and a female partner and start repopulating the earth.
I would carve as many monuments of myself as possible, while engraving as much knowledge we have onto stone tablets so that if any survivors ever find where I lived our a new species evolves (That understands english) I would be their god. Hooray for egotism.
Probably send out a radio transmission that says "ALL SURVIVORS GATHER HEAR. HAVE AN ORGY." Then, if no one came to repopulate, jump off something really tall.
