Explain game in 5 sentences or less!

[lacktheknack]

FTL: Faster Than Light

Tomb Raider 1-9

Myst: Online

Silent Hill 3

 

[maninahat]

Five sentences? Let's try five words.

1. Native dullard stabs for FREEDOM.

2. Super Man made from bricks.

3. Nazi x-ray execution murder simulator.

4. Beat up stereotypes within ring.

5. Irish bomber explodes Paris.

6. Communist's daughter prevents heart failure.

7. Augmentations = rasp + snark + long coats.

8. Holiday ruined by the locals.

 

[TheLastFeeder]

Dungeon Lords: This shit just does not work.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

Kill shit. -at least 90% of games

 

[Evil Smurf]

You have a dildo bat, you hit things with it.

Saints Row 3

 

[TheCommanders]

Personally, I think a five word limit would be more hilarious, so I'll do that (as a bonus, it technically falls within your five sentence limit as well, so everyone is happy!)

Just Cause 2
Hispanic Superman Blows Shit Up.

Bioshock
Underwater City Goes Completely Bonkers.

SimCity
"Muha ha ha ha" - EA

Crysis
Holy Fuck, So Damn Pretty!

Fallout: New Vegas
Amazing Game With Many Bu-gsg-=--sgssidus-gdgfoia#@$#A#@%JAEF<ERROR - FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS IS NOT RESPONDING>

 

[aether-x3]

Digital Devil Saga

"Rend! Slaughter! Devour your Enemies!

Or is actually quoting the game cheating.

In other words:

During a turf war with a rival tribe you find some chick in an egg.
Oh and now everyone is a cannibalistic demon.
Also this chick seems really familiar
Defeat all the other tribes and you will be rewarded or something