Explain game in 5 sentences or less!

[IllumInaTIma]

Imagine that you grandma or your mom comes to you while you play some game you love and asks what's it about. Take into account, they know nothing about gaming and they don't want to listen to long-ass monologue. GO!

Front mission 3
So, it's the future and all wars are fought using wanzers-giant and awesome human controlled robots, how cool is that?! You're a young wanzer pilot and you and your friend get yourself into some military conspiracy involving development of super weapons. Now it's up to you and your team to find that weapon and discover the culprit.

Yeah, something like that.

 

[Little Gray]

God of War 3

Its about a crazy mother fucker who doesnt know how to stay dead on a quest to kill his father who murdered him and every living thing that is in his way, has something he wants, or looks at him the wrong way.

 

[Glover09]

This could be fun.

Mass Effect 1

So you are a human soldier who gets recruited into a galactic peace force to find and kill one of their members who went off the deep end. Along the way you get a snazzy ship, kill a lot of things, get a team of assorted races to fight with(some for 'other' reasons), and collect a lot of shit so you can kill the deranged guy and blow up his talking, self-aware, mind-conrolling ship, then proceed to screw over the entire galaxy by putting humans in control.

 

[AVeryClassyCat]

Portal

You're a mute lady who uses a gun that makes two holes you can travel between to solve puzzles while a mean robot makes fun of you.

 

[lRookiel]

Dark souls:

You're fucked. :3

Minecraft:

You are a block man surrounded by other blocks. The blocks help make tools to get better blocks so you can make better tools to get even better blocks. Oh and at night hissing blocks explode all your shit.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Vanquish.

Rocket sled kick to the face of a robot. Followed by mid air bullet time shotgun to the face of even more robots.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

The witcher

You are a boss misogynist mutant who lost his memory and is in an order of mutants called "witchers". you spend most of the game figuring things out and meeting allies/foes, alot of them being racist or elitist bastards. VERY REVOLUTIONARY AND FUN SEX CARD MINI GAME, GOTTA COLLECT EM ALL! *pokemon tune plays* It's an rpg with some cool alchemy and potions you use to enhance your witcher abilities, and in the end you end up taking on the people who attacked your witcher hold in the beginning. The gameplay is definitely not for everyone, it's pretty...odd, so youtube that shit.

Spoiler: flammatory response

1) you are an epic commander and spectre that is bringing the galaxy and all its species together.

2) You are taking on these fucking pricks called "reapers", they think their hot shit but you've clearly been wiping the floor with them the past 2 games.

3) Allies to collect for your own party, not to mention the NPC's who will come to your aid in the coming battle, all helping build up your rpg stats and collecting armor along the way

4) your decisions don't matter! none of it mattered! you learn that you apparently are just a piece of shit in a system that can't do anything about it, regardless of what you just spent the last 15+ hours doing.

5) buy expensive DLC and support these practices and endings!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Some dips**t with future sunglasses has to get to the bottom of a Scooby-Doo mystery involving corporations and the moneyz

Hitman:Blood Money
Some bald dips**t kills a lot of dipsh**ts for money

Dishonored
Some dips**t with a creepy mask kills other dips**ts for framing him for a magical murder

 

[NightmareExpress]

Well, I would probably try to condense it into a haiku. Which is to say...roughly the equivalent of two - three sentences if not only a single. A mysterious shamisen and koto will sound out of nowhere to make it seem as though I am a wise individual enlightening them of something. I'll pick ten of the more recent games that I've played...

Spoiler

Luigi's Mansion:

A green skinny guy
Who you should probably know
Sucking up ghosts

Minecraft:

These graphics are shit
Your time will be passing quick
Find the diamonds

Mass Effect 3:

Fight against the odds
As Shepard you will prevail
Oh wow, that ending

Team Fortress 2:

Play for prolonged time
Shoot many in hopes of hat
Delete that damn crate

Spelunky:

This is pretty hard
Eventually you'll die
Don't bother to try

Spoiler

Left 4 Dead 2:

You shoot some zombies
Be wary of the online
No useful teammates

Katawa Shoujo:

Many crippled girls
But only one is the best
Now figure it out

Hotline Miami:

Very fast gameplay
The music is amazing
Goddamn is it good

Mark of the Ninja:

Be sneaky and kill
Or not, that is up to you
There's no shurikens

Deus Ex: Human Revolution:

Play as a cyborg
Uncover conspiricies
Stupid boss battles

 

[DazZ.]

I feel this would be more fun if the game it is gets spoilered and we can only see your description. Then we get to guess what game it is.

 

[Tanis]

Vanquish.
Rocket sled kick to the face of a robot. Followed by mid air bullet time shotgun to the face of even more robots.

And, while smoke a cig, you snipe a commie in the face.

<3

 

[bug_of_war]

Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Some dips**t with future sunglasses has to get to the bottom of a Scooby-Doo mystery involving corporations and the moneyz

Hitman:Blood Money
Some bald dips**t kills a lot of dipsh**ts for money

Dishonored
Some dips**t with a creepy mask kills other dips**ts for framing him for a magical murder

I like your style.

Skyrim:
You're a mute person who's only forms of communication is pop up text. You run around Norway/Germany/Sweeden/Finland/any snowy European area in a Tolkien esque universe doing quests for slack people and gods. You turn out to have the soul of a dragon which lets you scream spells instead of just creating a spell in your hand and are told to kill a dragon that figuratively/literally wants to swallow the world.

PROTOTYPE:
You're a virus that thinks it's a person and so you act like that person and kinda sorta have a relationship with people that never goes anywhere good for the other person. You can shapeshift and use other powers and can do more powerful explosion flesh attacks if you eat regular jack offs/soldiers.

Assassins Creed:
You're a douchebag called Desmond who is not interesting in any way and thankfully you are only using him to go back and see awesome ancestors who are assassins. Only you're not a bad guy assassin because you follow a code and kill bad guys called Templars who want to enslave everybody kind of. You mainly play as Altair, a badass mother fucker who is a douchebag who gets slightly nicer (remember, this is good cause Desmond sucks).

 

[Roggen Bread]

You are in a Casion, all alone and no one is with you. You don't know how you got there and how you get out again.
You also don't now WHY you're in there. And after a while it gets to you. The ONLY way to get out is to play.

Solitaire.

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Vanquish.
Rocket sled kick to the face of a robot. Followed by mid air bullet time shotgun to the face of even more robots.

And, while smoke a cig, you snipe a commie in the face.

<3

You then throw the cig at the robots, and while they're distracted, rocket punch to the face.

 

[Ix Rebound]

Fallout New Vegas

Some guy shot you in the head, but you survive
Travel the land and kill that guy (and take his shit)
Discover a plot to take over the land
Take over the land yourself by doing some missions
or help some other douche bags do it by doing the exact same missions

 

[King Aragorn]

Deus Ex Human Revolution:
It's awesome, go play it.

Dishonored: you're a dishonored bodyguard who assassinates people, or takes care of them in a non-lethal fashion, for revenge all while acquiring new powers.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Dragon's Dogma: Asshole dragon steals your heart. Go kick its ass and get it back.

Fallout: New Vegas: Asshole steals Platinum Chip and shoot you in the head. Twice. Go kick his ass and get it back.

Dragon Age: Origins: Your life gets ruined, you join the Grey Wardens. Asshole dragon is wreaking havoc on the land. Do something about it.

Tomb Raider: Ship crashes on island, friends disappear. Asshole leads a cult trying to bring back an old queen. Do something about it.

Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus: Asshole gang kills your dad, ransacks your house and steals your precious Thievius Raccoonis. Kick their asses and get it back.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Heroes of Newerth/Dota 2/League of Legends: Team up with four other people to kill an opposing team of five. Much rage detected.

 

[King Billi]

Assassins Creed 3


There once was a man named Connor
A paragon of courage and honour,
Setting forth on his sailboat,
He'll cut down the redcoat,
Charles Lee is certainly a goner.


I apologise for the Limerick... It just sounded like fun to try.

 

[AlbertoDeSanta]

Little Inferno

You are a little Kid.
You have just obtained a 'Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace'.
Burn your Stuff.
Buy stuff with the money that comes out of your stuff.
Set fire to that stuff.

Fallout 3:

You are about to leave your home and enter the vast wasteland of the US.
You know not what you are getting into.
You can never go Back to stay.
Explore this Vast Wasteland and rule it with an iron fist, or be compassionate towards it.
Learn of your Daddy's past and your future.

Borderlands

You are a thug.
You are on a Desert Planet.
You find lot's of guns.
You get a really shit Story.
But you have fun.

Team Fortress 2

HATS.
HATs.
HAts.
Hats.
hats.