Explain game in 5 sentences or less!
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Persona 3:
Defeat enemies,
with the power of friendship!
It is really fun.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare:
Shoot many people.
What, you want a fucking plot?
Go play something else.
Demon's Souls:
You will die a lot.
You should go play it right now.
No, seriously.
Defeat enemies,
with the power of friendship!
It is really fun.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare:
Shoot many people.
What, you want a fucking plot?
Go play something else.
Demon's Souls:
You will die a lot.
You should go play it right now.
No, seriously.
The Darkness:
You devour people's hearts to gain power.
You devour people's hearts to gain power!
YOU DEVOUR PEOPLE'S HEARTS TO GAIN POWER!
YOU DEVOUR PEOPLE'S FUCKING HEARTS TO GAIN FUCKING POWER!
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE DARKNESS?!
You devour people's hearts to gain power.
You devour people's hearts to gain power!
YOU DEVOUR PEOPLE'S HEARTS TO GAIN POWER!
YOU DEVOUR PEOPLE'S FUCKING HEARTS TO GAIN FUCKING POWER!
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE DARKNESS?!
Deus Ex:
You play as a cyborg super agent who uncovers a conspiracy to take over the world and tries to stop it.
As you progress through the game you develop skills and upgrade nano-augmentations, which work as special abilities.
You can accomplish goals in different ways, which are usually fighting, sneaking or hacking (sometimes talking).
In your quest to uncover and stop the conspiracy, you travel to many locations around the world.
The game world and its characters respond accordingly to your actions.
You play as a cyborg super agent who uncovers a conspiracy to take over the world and tries to stop it.
As you progress through the game you develop skills and upgrade nano-augmentations, which work as special abilities.
You can accomplish goals in different ways, which are usually fighting, sneaking or hacking (sometimes talking).
In your quest to uncover and stop the conspiracy, you travel to many locations around the world.
The game world and its characters respond accordingly to your actions.
Just Cause 2
You blow things up to save the people. Also, you can grapple onto explosives that shoot skyward.
...fuckin' love that game...
You blow things up to save the people. Also, you can grapple onto explosives that shoot skyward.
Because I just finished The Darkness and am taking a fifteen minute break before replaying it for the thousandth time.Shocksplicer said:
...fuckin' love that game...
Best summary.Exius Xavarus said:
Oh, and I found it hilarious that your avatar was going in time with the song on my playlist.
Left 4 dead 1 and 2: Here are some zombies.
TF2: Hat themed shooter.
Katamari Damacy: Roll things up into bigger balls.
Diablo 3: Error 37.
Beat Hazard: The stuff of epileptic's nightmares.
Doom: Demons over there, kill they ass.
Serious Sam: Aliens over there, kill they ass.
Mortal Kombat: Fighters over there, kick they ass.
Simcity: Could not connect to servers, you fucking pirate who paid for the game.
Garry's mod: Bathtub trebuchet.
TF2: Hat themed shooter.
Katamari Damacy: Roll things up into bigger balls.
Diablo 3: Error 37.
Beat Hazard: The stuff of epileptic's nightmares.
Doom: Demons over there, kill they ass.
Serious Sam: Aliens over there, kill they ass.
Mortal Kombat: Fighters over there, kick they ass.
Simcity: Could not connect to servers, you fucking pirate who paid for the game.
Garry's mod: Bathtub trebuchet.
9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors.
You're one of nine seemingly unconnected people kidnapped by a masked psychopath called Zero. He put you onto a sinking cruise liner and makes you play "the Nonary Game". How does he make you play that (aside from sinking the ship you're currently trapped in)? By strapping super explosive bracelets to your wrists, obviously. Solve the mystery and get out of there alive.
You're one of nine seemingly unconnected people kidnapped by a masked psychopath called Zero. He put you onto a sinking cruise liner and makes you play "the Nonary Game". How does he make you play that (aside from sinking the ship you're currently trapped in)? By strapping super explosive bracelets to your wrists, obviously. Solve the mystery and get out of there alive.
EVERYBODY!Toxinthegreat said:
*ahem*
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In a world of lazy assholes, only one noisy man (or woman) can set things straight by doing all of their jobs for them, ranging from assassinating important people to doing courier jobs. Also, there's a big bad dragon, but most people ignore that part of the plot.
Skyrim.
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Once, there was a god. This god loved numbers and the way they worked. However, your family betrayed this god in some manner and now you are cursed by him forever. Also, aliens.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown.
Halo: Combat Evolved
Crash on alien ring world
Fight Alien religious cult called the Covenant
Encounter evil space zombies called the Flood
Fight through first-half of the game again with Space Zombies
Destroy ring world.
Crash on alien ring world
Fight Alien religious cult called the Covenant
Encounter evil space zombies called the Flood
Fight through first-half of the game again with Space Zombies
Destroy ring world.
I love Vanquish and that was pretty accurate and, sadly, the only things worth mentioning about the game.ShinyCharizard said:
I'll go with the Xenosaga series.
It is a sci-fi RPG that spans for three installments, following the human race leaving Earth and having settled in space.
Though the game is very slow to start up, you will be plunged into a compelling narrative with interesting characters, lots of plot twists, awesome cinematic pieces, and challenging fights.
There are secrets abound in every corner, as you travel across the galaxy, through time and space, to unravel the mysteries of the past and learn of the chain of events that has caused the turmoil in the present.
Following Shion, a gifted robotics/android engineer and her greatest creation, KOS-MOS, a combat android, they will face an alien menace, secret societies, cosmic entities, and government factions, together with the aid of their friends and family.
So if you have the drive and patience to brave an unknown universe full of boundless hidden treasures, an evolving combat system, beautiful cut scenes, memorable battles, and a fantastic cast, the Xenosaga series is one RPG that can't be missed.
Blocks of various shapes fall from the sky, daring you to arrange them in to uninterrupted horizontal rows whereupon then vanish in to the aether. Remove four rows at once for the glory of Mother Russia.
Tetris. Possibly Metal Gear Solid 4 too.