Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

Imp_Emissary

Mages Rule, and Dragons Fly!
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Why am I the sexiest?

Well, because I can offer you anything you want from a male.

Some want a great beard on the face, and maybe long hair to go with it. Some want a clean shaven face, and short hair.

Everyone, line up on the side you prefer. ;)
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StormShaun

The Basement has been unleashed!
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Pff, you people can't wear suits. ONLY I CAN WEAR SUITS, ALL TEH SUITS BELONG TO MEEEEEE~


Even if I am not the sexiest one here, clearly I am the most classy.
Stay classy Escapist, stay classy.

Plus, in that photo I played the role as a millionaire Private Detective, ONLY known as John Smith!
 

Spiridion

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1) I am the disco ewok.

2) I have the lowest post-count thus far. That makes me mysterious. I hear the chicks dig that.
 

KefkaCultist

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Well, I have a somewhat unique haircut, very pretty eyes (so I'm told), and a Commander Shepard hoodie, so that's something. Also I have a tattoo of a Moogle riding a blue Chocobo. Sexterity modifier +5 for sure.

EDIT: Oh yeah, a beard too. Everyone loves beards.


 

Souplex

Souplex Killsplosion Awesomegasm
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There's nothing smexier than deicide.
...Though it has been a few years. I have cut my hair, put on some weight, and stopped wearing the shades...
...Still smexy!
 

DanielBrown

Dangerzone!
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Why? Because I have the sexiest hair of you all!


It's way longer these days too. That picture is five years old(before I learned that there are other colors than black).
I am the one who sexes!
 

Little Woodsman

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Because my avatar is a picture of me.
Human girls always want to pick me up and huggle me.
But I never let them.
 

Hero of Lime

Staaay Fresh!
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Special trivia, this was taken on a 3DS camera in my university's library. Taken last December, but I basically look the same at the moment. Because the picture is flipped, I refer to it as the Wii version of me, and if you get that joke I will love you forever! <3


Here's another one for ya'll!

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Edit: Even if I don't think I need to clarify my sexiness, just look at my second picture and tell me that does not belong on a album cover. I triple dog dare any of you! :p
 

Bara_no_Hime

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hazabaza1 said:
Well the dice themselves were actually a present a while back. But the actual gaming thing has been Pathfinder using Google+ and Roll20.
SQUEEE!! ^^

Pathfinder is my favorite game system. So many options... and such a good campaign setting when the mood strikes to actually use it rather than bending Pathfinder's oh-so-flexible rules to some other setting.

hazabaza1 said:
Got myself a cleric in a campaign I'm playing and I'm trying my hand at DMing too. I think my little group's also going to be starting a Kingmaker campaign using Pathfinder rules soon as well so that'd be fun.
Indeed! I was in a Kingmaker campaign for a while, until the GM crapped out for various reasons. We keep bugging him to continue running the thing, but it's been like a year, so I'm pretty sure it's dead.

hazabaza1 said:
Got any particularly good games or rulebooks you'd recommend?
Mostly just Pathfinder. Since they post all their rules on the PSRD for free, you can pretty much access any class, class option, feat, spell, or monster you like. Makes being a player or DM crazy easy.

I am particularly fond of the Oracle class from the APG. I love spontaneous divine casters. ^^

Oh, one thing - if you happen to like Puella Magi Madoka Magica, there is a really good system for that (designed with that world in mind, actually) called Magical Burst. It is also free online. It pretty much just runs Magical Girl games, but it does a really damn fine job of doing so.
 

Nouw

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My phone's broken mmkay?
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Pokemon tattoos get all the wimin.

And I chug gigabytes baby. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEcur0k8EwQ]

;D
 

Colour Scientist

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!
Jul 15, 2009
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NoeL said:
mitchell271 said:

I beat all of you guys, I've won.
Playing guitar in my university rowing hoodie. And I can cook well![/QUOTE]Don't speak too soon...

OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC GUITAR HERO IN MEGADETH TSHIRT!!!
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img716/3622/sfvq.jpg

I'm also the sexiest because I'm a master of disguise!


(yes, I really shaved my hair like an old man)


Can it be that even I don't know my true form!?
That is so genius!
How can one person be so awesome?

OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
 

Something Amyss

Aswyng and Amyss
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Colour Scientist said:
OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
I could do both simultaneously. Would that be cheating? :p
 

Colour Scientist

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!
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Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
I could do both simultaneously. Would that be cheating? :p
Shut up!
Post photo!

You always cop out. :D
 

FPLOON

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I am? *poses for the camera*
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524083_4127086035523_1145210509_n.jpg
N*squee*, I'm BALLIN' with my shaded glasses and my Shy MLP shirt, yo!

Ain't no motherf*squee*r gonne test me!
I got skill to pay all your medical bills!
Trauma Center can't even challenge me!
Like Rayman punching Mario in the gills!

Casually hardcore to the max!
My haikus will psyche you out!
I'm always the sexiest user!
<link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZEQahc-yIA>"Was there ever any doubt?"



...Well, back to the lurky shadows... *vanishes*
 

Teoes

Poof, poof, sparkles!
Jun 1, 2010
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Pfft, please.
This was taken a few years ago when I was thinner and considerably drunker than I am now.

Why am I the sexiest? Because on that night I kissed every mofo in the room - and there was a lot of mofos in that room. I was a machine.

#swag
 

NoeL

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Colour Scientist said:
That is so genius!
How can one person be so awesome?
All your wildest dreams and fantasies become reality when you date a makeup artist for a year and a half.

They can also put makeup on you. ;D lolololol [/badsexjoke]