Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

[BarbaricGoose]

Snip!

I see your two-face and raise you...

Spoiler: Skrillex!

Yeah. I was shaving my head, and I thought I'd try out a Skrillex (or whatever that weird ass hairstyle is called) and a mohawk. I don't even listen to Skrillex, but I dig his hair. Fucked 'em both up--try again later. I also thought I'd try a goatee.

Love these threads. Always so good.

 

[Colour Scientist]

You know, I could post the same picture I always post on these threads, but if by this point you're still not aware of my gorgeous potato head, that's your beef.

Then post a new one of you making your best "sexy face".

Because just look at this sexiness. You cannot deny it.

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And if you do deny it, I'll haunt your dreams.

Like Timelord here, have you ever seen him look better?

 

[Griffolion]

Spoiler: Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.

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But still feel free to look and imagine. I can do wonders with a bright-check shirt. ;)

 

[Casual Shinji]

You know, I could post the same picture I always post on these threads, but if by this point you're still not aware of my gorgeous potato head, that's your beef.

Then post a new one of you making your best "sexy face".

I would if only my camera could handle my raw sexual poses.

But seriously, I ain't got no camera/phone or anything to record my mug. All I got on my PC are some pictures my sister made of me once.

 

[hazabaza1]

if you happen to like Puella Magi Madoka Magica,

That's the magic little girl one that apparently does some really different stuff, right?
Never watched it, always seemed a bit weird to me.

 

[soren7550]

There's nothing smexier than deicide.

Spoiler: Behold my glory

...Though it has been a few years. I have cut my hair, put on some weight, and stopped wearing the shades...
...Still smexy!

Don't worry babe, I got ya. ;p

Spoiler: SEX-AY!

As for me, the only time I'm sexy is here:

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[Dreiko_v1legacy]

I'm so sexy even the mirror's getting wet from looking at me.

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[Erttheking]

I give you my beauty in its full form. Just an FYI, could be considered NSFW, so I say play it safe. Again, NSFW

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http://brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6-fat-man.jpg

Oh I'm sexy and I know it.

 

[Yopaz]

Why? Because I just happen to be a mad scientist!

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Here's a picture of my creation.

Spoiler: Iiiit's aliiiiiiiiiiive!

 

[IllumInaTIma]

That photo says it all.
<img src=http://cs5204.vk.me/u15047576/-6/z_f3164e6e.jpg>
Sexy look? Check.
Sexy beard? Check.
Sexy N7 hoodie? Check.

 

[Grach]

That's me in my avatar there.


Ladies.

 

[Dango]

Because...

Spoiler: Look at the sexy fucker in the kilt

Llllllllllllllllladies

In fact take that and minus somewhere in the region of 4-5 stone.

I was gonna nominate myself but no, we've been kilted, we can all go home.

That said I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' HANDSOME

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[Zack84]

I'm pretty sure I got everyone beat except for a couple of the girls and maybe the black guy. Wei Shen right up there clocks in pretty high, too. lol

And my dad's a handsome old man, too.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

if you happen to like Puella Magi Madoka Magica,

That's the magic little girl one that apparently does some really different stuff, right?
Never watched it, always seemed a bit weird to me.

Actually, the "little girl" is like 15 - the art style makes her seem younger than she actually is. Possibly in a reaction to older anime styles that tend to make girls look older than they actually are.

And yes, weird is one way to put it. It is a literary deconstruction of the Magical Girl genre. I love me some deconstructionist literature, and I love me some Magical Girl genre, so for me it's like the best of both worlds. One of the best animes since Revolutionary Girl Utena (a literary deconstruction of fairy tales).

Actually, some time this year, I'm planning to test a few new systems. I've got this wacky idea to do a crime sandbox tabletop game inspired by Saints Row. I just haven't found any players interested in trying it out yet. I've picked out two tabletop gaming systems that might work, but I haven't looked them over in detail because of the aforementioned lack of players to make it worthwhile.

 

[oZode]

Dear maker of this thread, I have a question that will drop deep into your shut tight soul, and open it to a new understanding of things:

Do I need to?

It is a simple fact of nature I am inherently sexier than anyone on this forum.

 

[Zack84]

Dear maker of this thread, I have a question that will drop deep into your shut tight soul, and open it to a new understanding of things:

Do I need to?

It is a simple fact of nature I am inherently sexier than anyone on this forum.

Pics then.

 

[EeveeElectro]

-snip-

Eeeeeeeeeeeeep! You look SUPER gorgeous in cosplay (although I don't know which one it is, for shame xD)

-awesome snip-

Man, you are possibly the coolest person on this site.

However DURN DURNDURRRNNN! A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

I see your costumes and raise you:

Spoiler: Fluttershy!

Spoiler: Twilight Sparkle!

Spoiler: Roxie Ritcher!

Spoiler: A (shitty) Team Rocket grunt!

Spoiler: Chii!

And soon a female 11th Doctor! The battle is ooooonnnnnnnnnn~~

 

[mitchell271]

I beat all of you guys, I've won.
Playing guitar in my university rowing hoodie. And I can cook well![/QUOTE]Don't speak too soon...

OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC GUITAR HERO IN MEGADETH TSHIRT!!!
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img716/3622/sfvq.jpg

I'm also the sexiest because I'm a master of disguise!

Spoiler: Am I a sexy lady?

Spoiler: Or an old man?

(yes, I really shaved my hair like an old man)

Spoiler: Or something else?

Spoiler: Or a really old and fuzzy picture of a very attractive man?

Can it be that even I don't know my true form!?

Damn, there's no way I can beat that! I think you're the sexy lady, there's no other reason you'd post here. Or a very masculine lady. One of them.

 

[Iwantstuff]

I am obviously the sexiest thing in this thread. None of you know anything about me. I am wrapped in mystery. I am an enigma. And mysteriousness is the sexiest thing imaginable.

 

[Adultism]

I think I win this by a landslide.

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I mean look at that, doesn't that just define sexy?