Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

[Daystar Clarion]

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.

Has the best beard, but doesn't want to share it with the world.


You sir, are a monster. You're going to the special hell.

 

[anthony87]

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.

Has the best beard, but doesn't want to share it with the world.


You sir, are a monster. You're going to the special hell.

He's going to the hell for liars. I'VE got the best beard.

Spoiler

Pictured: Beard.

Also pictured: Unconscious sexiness.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.

Has the best beard, but doesn't want to share it with the world.


You sir, are a monster. You're going to the special hell.

He's going to the hell for liars. I'VE got the best beard.

Spoiler

Pictured: Beard.

Also pictured: Unconscious sexiness.

Oh shit son!

Beardy liar

You better step up son, you're not gonna let him get away with that are you?!

LOOK AT IT!

[HEADING=1]It's all hobo-esque and everything![/HEADING]

 

[Robot Number V]

Oh, you guys don't even know what "sexy" is.

Spoiler: I believe this picture speaks for itself.

So...Thread over, right?

 

[NoeL]

I beat all of you guys, I've won.
Playing guitar in my university rowing hoodie. And I can cook well![/QUOTE]Don't speak too soon...

OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC GUITAR HERO IN MEGADETH TSHIRT!!!
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img716/3622/sfvq.jpg

I'm also the sexiest because I'm a master of disguise!

Spoiler: Am I a sexy lady?

Spoiler: Or an old man?

(yes, I really shaved my hair like an old man)

Spoiler: Or something else?

Spoiler: Or a really old and fuzzy picture of a very attractive man?

Can it be that even I don't know my true form!?

 

[DefunctTheory]

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.

Has the best beard, but doesn't want to share it with the world.


You sir, are a monster. You're going to the special hell.

He's going to the hell for liars. I'VE got the best beard.

Spoiler

Pictured: Beard.

Also pictured: Unconscious sexiness.

Spoiler

Can't be arsed for a pic, but I've got the best beard.

Has the best beard, but doesn't want to share it with the world.


You sir, are a monster. You're going to the special hell.

He's going to the hell for liars. I'VE got the best beard.

Spoiler

Pictured: Beard.

Also pictured: Unconscious sexiness.

Oh shit son!

Beardy liar

You better step up son, you're not gonna let him get away with that are you?!

LOOK AT IT!

[HEADING=1]It's all hobo-esque and everything![/HEADING]

The first thing I thought was 'Why are you taking pictures of homeless people.'

Nice beard, though.

 

[hazabaza1]

Did I previously know you were a tabletop gamer?

Considering I only started about a month or so ago I'm gonna go with no.

 

[FoolKiller]

So, good Escapists, I come to you with a question. Why are YOU the sexiest user on the Escapist? Yes you! Tell us, or show us if you're feeling confident. And don't worry, everyone's a winner!

Why am I the sexiest? Well...

Spoiler: Sexiness!

I think my hair speaks for it's self... Also the fact I am surrounded by gals who are all, as far as you know, attracted to me and don't have boyfriends!

Also be sure to join our FascFuncist Agenda at http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-United-Nations-of-Pure-Fun

Its so cute that a puppy can use a computer

I'm sexy because I'm confident. However, I'm so sexy that the image gets distorted whenever a camera tries to capture it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Why are you taking pictures of homeless people?

Probably a sex thing, Is it a sex thing?

 

[anthony87]

Why are you taking pictures of homeless people?

Probably a sex thing, Is it a sex thing?

I'm not gonna say that I hope so but if it was a sex thing I'd be pretty okay with it.

 

[PoolCleaningRobot]

Mfw every post on this thread

Stay sexy escapist

As for me, just like my avatar Joel I'm 200+ pounds of pure man and beard [small](no picture is needed for confirmation)[/small]

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I challenge you head on, for not only am I a student teacher, but I also currently... work in a library.
You can not defeat this monstrously evil and sexy alliance.
And shut up, male librarians can be hot.

True, but I'm not sure if Sexy Librarian and Sexy Teacher stack or overlap. Also...

I've got the oddest mental image ever You don't have any bondage gear do you?

Yes, Easton Dark - inquiring minds want to know! Mmm, sexy male librarian in bondage....

Edit: Damn, I've been ninjaed with an answer. I am sad now.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Considering I only started about a month or so ago I'm gonna go with no.

I didn't think I knew that. I usually keep pretty good track of my fellow tabletop gamers on this site.

So, what game did you get into a month ago that you have such a nice, sexy handful of polyhedral dice, hmm?

 

[Arrogancy]

Spoiler: Beware

I think that image speaks for itself. I look like the world's biggest asshole. I must be a sexist. You just know.

 

[hazabaza1]

Considering I only started about a month or so ago I'm gonna go with no.

I didn't think I knew that. I usually keep pretty good track of my fellow tabletop gamers on this site.

So, what game did you get into a month ago that you have such a nice, sexy handful of polyhedral dice, hmm?

Well the dice themselves were actually a present a while back. But the actual gaming thing has been Pathfinder using Google+ and Roll20. Got myself a cleric in a campaign I'm playing and I'm trying my hand at DMing too. I think my little group's also going to be starting a Kingmaker campaign using Pathfinder rules soon as well so that'd be fun.

Got any particularly good games or rulebooks you'd recommend?

 

[Drummodino]

Prepare to restrain yourselves sexy beings.

Spoiler

I'm the guy in the middle with the black tie. At least three of those ladies have come onto me before.

 

[Saulkar]

Spoiler: Why am I the sexiest?!

Because I have the biggest arms and the juiciest man titties made of muscles!

Spoiler: I am also completely insane

Chicks dig crazy!

 

[XtremeMuffin]

Spoiler: First this thread, then the world!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Why am I the sexiest?

Well, because I can offer you anything you want from a male.

Some want a great beard on the face, and maybe long hair to go with it. Some want a clean shaven face, and short hair.

Spoiler: I can give you both.

Everyone, line up on the side you prefer.

[sub][sub]Good to see everyone having fun here. If anyone tries to ruin it...[/sub][/sub]
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Spoiler: Will kill them...

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[StormShaun]

Pff, you people can't wear suits. ONLY I CAN WEAR SUITS, ALL TEH SUITS BELONG TO MEEEEEE~

Spoiler

Even if I am not the sexiest one here, clearly I am the most classy.
Stay classy Escapist, stay classy.

Plus, in that photo I played the role as a millionaire Private Detective, ONLY known as John Smith!