Explosion On Uwe Boll Film Fails to Stop Uwe Boll Film

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Ironically, the flash fire is probably a better special effect than what has been seen in all of Boll's movies.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

A true sign that the world is upside down. People are starving and out of work, young writers with brilliant ideas are going unnoticed, and yet someone continues to give Uwe Boll money to make movies.

Sigh.

 

[Revenge Revisited]

Damn, my plan didn't work-- I mean... uh... hope everyone's ok, cause we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to Uwe Boll, right guys??

 

[Lambi]

Is the dragon on that poster made out of playdough?

I was thinking the same thing. You know that movie is going to suck if the poster looks like ass.

It's not enough that it looks like shit, it's in fudging TEAL and ORANGE! Which can be seen EVERYWHERE!

 

[Booze Zombie]

I have always told you, WE NEEDED ROCKET LAUNCHERS!

You youngsters underrate overkill, we need napalm rockets.

 

[Archemetis]

My genuine reaction to this was to say:

'Uwe Boll still makes fucking movies?!'

 

[Andy Chalk]

For the record, I think Uwe Boll is fucking awesome.

 

[Optimystic]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[BlackStar42]

Curses, foiled again!

"Hello, is that the RAF? Oh good, I'd like to call in an airstrike at these co-ordinates please..."

 

[Christemo]

*opens the little metal face of Lincoln*

*presses big red button*

UWE BOLL! I HAVE NOVV FIRRERED ZE MIZZILEZ

 

[Weaver]

Bolls films have steadily increased in quality since his debut.
If you don't believe me, watch them in chronological order.

 

[Hippobatman]

"The new movie from Uwe Boll"

Was I the only one who shuddered when I read that?

Hope the injured make quick recoveries, and put up a lawsuit against Mr. Boll. Maybe lawyers might shut him down?

 

[SextusMaximus]

Have we not yet reached the point yet where "The new movie from Uwe Boll" is a disclaimer rather than an advertisement or selling point?

 

[Mr.Amakir]

For those of you who hate Uwe Boll:

Spoiler

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[w-Jinksy]

god damn uwe i only just finished watching in the name of the king 1 (and coming out of the coma that it induces) for my first review and i get sprung by two pieces of bad news, your making a second one and that a explosion failed to snuff you out like it should have.

karma you fucked up again.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Its a sign from God! Uwe Boll, please stop making shitty movies!

 

[Harbinger_]

Caused by a loose hose nothing. This is clearly the result of the universe itself trying to put a stop to this movie.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[emeraldrafael]

When something fails so hard, nothing will stop it. XD

OT: I hope everyone injured was oka. Though they should know they're tempting fate just being on a Uwe Boll film.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

TONIGHT, on CNN. An explosion occured on the set of Uwe Boll's newest Film, "In the Name of the King 2". The explosion was caused by a loose stream of Propane gas from a loose hose on one of the tanks and then a spark. Six of the actors were slightly burned and one now has a broken leg. Unfortunatly, Uwe Boll was not injured. Even more bad news, he hasn't halted production.