Explosion On Uwe Boll Film Fails to Stop Uwe Boll Film

[Fetzenfisch]

For those of you who hate Uwe Boll:

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And still there are people not liking him.....
I personally didnt care about the Dungeon Siege movie, and i just won't care about the second.
Hey all you cool Bollbashers. There are hundrets of other Bad directors out there you can also not care about.

 

[Talvrae]

And me who had think it was someone who wanted to stop Uwe Boll to make bad movie of good games

 

[Mr.Amakir]

And me who had think it was someone who wanted to stop Uwe Boll to make bad movie of good games

Bloodrayne was a good game?

 

[Mad Fast]

Where does this man find money to make these terrible terrible films, surley no one in their right mind or out of it would bankroll him?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

That was probably The Transporter/Chev Chelios/Turkish/Handsome Rob getting revenge on Boll for very obvious reasons. Curse you attempting to tarnish someone's fine reputation Boll, curse you!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Its a sign from God! Uwe Boll, please stop making shitty movies!

Dang it, you ninja'd me. But I agree: God is telling Uwe Boll to stop while he still can.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

When contacted for comment, Michael Bay stated: "Just one explosion? Uwe, buddy, we've gotta talk."

If bombs were enough to stop Uwe Boll, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

You guys do realize that if this is truly the work of God then Boll will just end up either writing a terrible book about it or making a movie about how he's such a master at escaping death. Seriously, for fucks sake, STOP GIVING THE MAN IDEAS!

 

[JayDig]

I liked Farcry and Postal. I'll admit it. So bad they're good.

 

[Trucken]

Ok the C4 didn't work, switching to the 50. Cal!

I have always told you, WE NEEDED ROCKET LAUNCHERS!

I'm writing a petition to the generals in charge of the US/russia collaborative orbital ion cannon sattelite project (they decided true WOMD's should be split between them to keep china in check, witghout a new cold war between russia and america) If they are persuaded by my points, that should do the trick.

Come on guys, the contract clearly states we have to make it look like an accident. Ranooth, the C4 was a great idea, but someone messed up with the timer. Yes, I'm looking at you Not G. Ivingname. I know you wanted the rocket launchers but we decided against them, remember? You can't put this mission in jeopardy just because you want to use rocket launchers, the career of Zach Ward is at stake. Teisjm, I just got off the phone with the generals and they're ready to go, but they want $10,000 up front, 2 rocket launchers from Not G. Ivingname's collection and your gerbil. If we can get them this they'll make it look like global warming waporized Uwe Boll.

 

[icame]

This was one movie fans reaction when he heard this film was being made.

To bad he missed boll

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

It didn't work? FUCK! It took ages to plan that!

 

[Alon Shechter]

Time for desperate measures. WHERE'S MY BFG?!

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Damn.

Looks like the IRA are getting worse.

 

[Talvrae]

And me who had think it was someone who wanted to stop Uwe Boll to make bad movie of good games

Bloodrayne was a good game?

to be honest never played
so i dont know

Alone in the Dark already have been good right?

 

[soren7550]

Boll, this is god commanding you to cease making films.

Scratch that, the fuckin' universe demands that you just die.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Why should they stop for a small accident?

Uwe Boll film is a huge accident as a whole so where's the problem?

 

[duchaked]

Ok the C4 didn't work, switching to the 50. Cal!

sometimes you just gotta make a more precise strike to get the job done...