F.E.A.R. 3 Collector's Edition Includes Naked Alma Figurine

[Mysnomer]

Depending on the price and my evaluation of the first two games ($10 bundle on Steam), I may get this. I'm getting a nice collection of figurines going, and if it turns out to be too freaky I can always give it to my friend (who is a massive FEAR fanboy). I don't get people's reactions though...I mean, have you ever looked at Japanese figures?

WTF. What is wrong with people? Why would you want a figurine of a gaunt, pregnant, mutant girl? I suppose you also looked for deviantArt porn of Dren from Splice...

Are you new to the internet or something? *arched eyebrow* Because, I mean, yeah, there are people who do that. Also deviancy is kinda just accepted. It's only in public that people have to pretend they conform to moral standards. But most people in this thread are being humorous when they call Alma "hot," and the figure has artistic value beyond the idea of "OMG it's nude therefore it is pornography!"

 

[kidigus]

Oh my God...

There's a FEAR 3!?

 

[Leg End]

Pre-Ordering. Now When it becomes available.

This is one of the greatest game collectibles since the CCS t-shirt.

Agreed. Although I don't think I'll be taking Alma out of the box. If anything it's being doused in lighter fluid and set ablaze in the back yard for fear of it coming alive.

However being the sucker of Steelbooks and one-off comics I will definitely be getting this. Fettel's 'Hammer' won't hurt either.

EDIT: She's gonna get on well with my 20th Anniversary Naked Snake -_-

If you actually do that... please record the screaming sounds she makes. :B

 

[dalek sec]

Screw the game, I want that figurine!

EDIT:

Actually Andy I'm looking for my sock.

Nice reference XD

I guess Slaanesh hasn't leveled me up enough that I find that sexy myself... D:

I've done everything it's every asked of me, I turned away from that corpse god, commited unspeakable sins for pleasure and so much more!

OT: Yeah... I don't think this collector edition is right for me.

 

[duchaked]

co-op...hmm
guess it would lose some of the horror element with that (tho most people seem to say the series is not truly scary anymore)
but for a friend of mine and myself not taking the horror genre well...this might be worth a spin

 

[A Raging Emo]

Am I the only one who finds this awesome?

Hell no, I want that figurine on my desk!

 

[mGoLos]

DAMN naked-ghost-psychic-skizo woman, you SCARY!

 

[soulfire130]

"There is no way I'm getting that Alma figure!"

*Alma's reflection appears on pc screen*

"I mean, of course I'm getting The Alma figure and put it next to my bed."

*Alma's reflection disappears*

"sign"('-_-) *sign*

 

[silasbufu]

whatsthisidonteven >.>

Their head of Marketing must be some psycho grave digger

 

[imperialreign]

This comes across as more effed-up than the original FEAR storyline . . .

But, then again, it fits it with the whole effed-up FEAR universe quite well . . .

Not really looking forward to this title, though.

 

[Canid117]

What a good reason for me to not buy it.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

naked pregnant alma with a glow in the dark fetus hrmmmm............... well that figure would certainly stand out in my collection i may actually consider getting this, although people may find it just a tad creepy

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Depending on the price and my evaluation of the first two games ($10 bundle on Steam), I may get this. I'm getting a nice collection of figurines going, and if it turns out to be too freaky I can always give it to my friend (who is a massive FEAR fanboy). I don't get people's reactions though...I mean, have you ever looked at Japanese figures?

WTF. What is wrong with people? Why would you want a figurine of a gaunt, pregnant, mutant girl? I suppose you also looked for deviantArt porn of Dren from Splice...

She would go well with the Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko. Or anything for the twisted mind of Todd McFarlane

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

This about sums up my feelings.

 

[Bloodstain]

For some reason, I want that figurine...

 

[Aethren]

I wonder how detailed it is downstairs.

 

[F-I-D-O]

No way am I getting the CE.
Why can't they have normal things of big characters, like the Scorpion/Sub Zero statues or the LBP2 plush. Why the hell would I want a creepy pregnant lady with a glow in the dark fetus
*purges last 30 seconds from mind
Hmm...what's going on? I suddenly feel happier and less disgusted with a certain game coming out.

 

[katsumoto03]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Why? Oh God why???!

 

[F-I-D-O]

I feel sorry for the person who leads the product manufacturing.
"Oh! Got that message about what statue needs to be made for that FEAR 3 collector's edition. Just open the attachment here and OH MY GOD! Who the hell thought THIS was a good idea?! If I disprove it, I'm fired though..."
One week later, [insert name here]'s boss tells him/her that they are to do quality control as well.
"Oh come on! Now I have to make sure each one is okay?"
One month later
*sneaking into the glow in the dark testing room
"So...many...demon...children...aghhhh!"
Who the hell approved this? This isn't a selling point, this is a sign that they don't want to sell games anymore!