Fail games(your opinion)

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Assassin Xaero

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SwitchShift said:
Since this is an opinion thread I'm not going to say anyone is wrong, but I'm interested in what reasons Assassin Xaero has for saying Starcraft fails and why PxDn Ninja thinks any of the games they listed fail.
That is mostly because someone at my school talked about it like it was the greatest game ever... err... actually how all those fanboys talk about Halo, and I couldn't get it to work on my computer... it wigged out all the time and when it finally did work, it just seemed like Age on Empires in space and centered around who could rush the other team the fastest... Might be kinda biased since no RTS games can really hold my attention that long...
 

Christemo

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Warhammer Online, by far. it was developed over 4 years, on the wiki it had a countdown the last month or so, but it was raw shitcake.

also GTA4.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
Do we really need to look farther than Superman 64? Or E.T. for the Atari 2600? All the games everyone has mentioned thus far at least have some entertainment value. Superman and E.T. are just...well, garbage.
dont say that, your insulting garbage across the whole world. it isnt worthy of the title Garbage, you should input a line from AVGN.
 

Inco

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.... This is an opinion thread?
The only problem is i see it as one that basically acts to bash other games without a single thought. Even in your opinion you must have to view some damn statistics to know that the game was not a failure, you might as well say 'games i dislike' as the title, as that is the case with most of the responses already..

Really, read the guidelines next time with that opening post too.
 

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Pizza Syndicate really didn't live up to my expectations. After the sublime Pizza Tycoon on my trusty 386, I was sure that the formula couldn't be ruined with a graphical update.

How wrong I was
 

JoshFTL

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I have to agree with Far cry 2, it was in no ways an actual bad game, it just felt like something was...off.
 

PxDn Ninja

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SwitchShift said:
Xyphon said:
Jumper (If you've ever played this, you'll know why)
You're talking about the movie tie-in game right? Cause this Jumper (http://www.pcgaming.ws/viewgame.php?game=jumper_redux) is awesome.

Assassin Xaero said:
Halo
Halo 2 (tried to sell it, but Gamestop wouldn't buy it from me)
Gears of War
Starcraft
PxDn Ninja said:
Mario Kart
Smash Bros
Street Fighter
Since this is an opinion thread I'm not going to say anyone is wrong, but I'm interested in what reasons Assassin Xaero has for saying Starcraft fails and why PxDn Ninja thinks any of the games they listed fail.

As for what games fail for me, definitely Wizard of Oz and Batman Forever for SNES. Since then I found out about reviews and have tried avoiding bad games.
For me, all the games I listed were games that had HUGE potential in my eyes, but fell short on the foundations of what the games were about.

In the case of Mario Kart, it had the potential to be a high speed, fun, arcade style racer. However the control system has never been up to par; what they call a power slide system is abysmal at best; weapons don't have any spectrum of viability; and as there have been several titles in the series, there have been NO improvements made aside from graphics.

With Smash Bros, it is more of the same. A game with great potential to be a fun and exciting fighting title with all of our favorite characters, but Nintendo clearly decided that fan affection for the characters would carry the day (and apparently were right according to sales), so they didn't put the time into polishing the collision system, combat system, or control system. Due to better and better graphics and processor speeds with each generation, these problem become more and more pronounced with each iteration.

On Street Fighter, it is a similar issue. The controls for me have always felt off, however I have put time into the game (indeed, I have spent many many hours on each one as my friends enjoy them and I tend to give games several tries) and found that it is just very tight and unforgiving. The big issues is that the move set in SF is pretty large, thus if you mess up one move even slightly, there is a strong chance of pulling another move off so it appears that the same control sequence performed two or more different moves. Once I got past this, it came down to laziness on the developer that really bothered me. With each release, they did nothing to make the game move faster or look better. I like fast pace fighter games (DarkStalkers, SC, DOA), and Street Fighter always felt painfully slow. This being said, SF4 fixes many of the problems I have with the series (better graphics {though ugly as hell with the new art style}, slightly better controls) but is still very sub standard.
 

Baby Tea

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I have to say I really liked Far Cry 2.
I don't understand people bitching about the 'Feral powers' thing, since that was a tacky-addon for the consolers. The real Far Cry 1 didn't have that crap. It was you, a red Hawaiian shirt, and them. And it was awesome.

But, to stay on topic, I'd say Two Worlds was just flat out awful. Unforgivably bad.
 

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I will come to the defense of Two Worlds a bit here, as I didn't mind most of the combat elements and there was some fun in collecting and character building, but the horse mechanics were afwul, and that's a bad thing considering the game was selling itself as being better than Oblivion because you could fight on horseback. Also, the glitches were pretty bad... like the one that prevented you from entering one particular cave, trumping your ability to earn two achievements.

Too Human as well, I was pumped at the premise of being able to play a Devil May Cry / Diablo hybrid but the core element of the game, combat, failed miserably with sword attacks mapped to the right analog stick and incredibly weak gun damage.

My original vote for failure is for a game that most people have probably forgotten about by now, but Ninety Nine Nights. It was an early launch title for the 360 that was supposed to showcase what the system could do and it just failed on every level, from combat to item collection to magic.... just awful.
 

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Too Human (Basically because it had every fault a game can have these days)

Gears of war 2

Halo 3

Red alert 3
 

SwitchShift

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PxDn Ninja said:
With Smash Bros, it is more of the same. A game with great potential to be a fun and exciting fighting title with all of our favorite characters, but Nintendo clearly decided that fan affection for the characters would carry the day (and apparently were right according to sales), so they didn't put the time into polishing the collision system, combat system, or control system. Due to better and better graphics and processor speeds with each generation, these problem become more and more pronounced with each iteration.
I've never noticed any of the problems you mentioned with Smash Bros. Actually I've probably had more fun with the Smash Bros series than any other game in a while. But then again, I never tried counting frames and perfecting stringing together combos like my friends to reduce down time. Maybe that's more difficult than other fighters, although they didn't seem to think so.
 

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Xyphon said:
Jumper (If you've ever played this, you'll know why)

Crash of the Titans (Completely bastardized what the Crash Bandicoot games were about)

Tak and the power of JuJu. (Really, this one sucks so badly that I can't even express it)

Big Mutha Truckers (Drive from point A to point B within the time limit over and over and over and over again)

Halo 3 (The sheer amount of fanboys this game possesses makes me ashamed to have bought it)

Two Worlds (I don't even know how to express this one)

Fable 2 (They COMPLETELY fucked up the magic system for me. Fuck that.)

Farcry 2 (They got rid of the feral powers which PISSED ME OFF and the AI is fucking Godlike when you're trying to be stealthy. They can see you through a fucking HILL for fuck sakes)

Assassin's Creed (There was no assassin element in this game for me. Each damn target SAW YOU AND FOUGHT YOU! The only people you could actually assassinate were civilians and guards)

Every Pokemon game to come out after Red, Blue, Yellow and Pokemon Stadium. (It's the same fucking thing over and over again)

Some Yugioh! games on the PS2. (Really, the AI is fucking cheap as hell)

All sports games. (The fucking concept fails. Playing sports on a console in your living room and on your couch defeats the entire purpose of sports.

Over G-Fighters (UGH! The person who made this should be burned alive in a vat of acid)

Dead to Rights 2 (COMPLETELY FUCKED DEAD TO RIGHTS UP! I couldn't even play 1 properly after I played that massive pile of festering shit!)

F.E.A.R 1 and 2 (NOT. FUCKING. SCARY.)

Dead Space (NOT. FUCKING. SCARY.)

Edit: I just finished THe Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It was fun, but the entire "After 3 days you have to restart almost everything you've done and go back to the start of the fucking game lolololol" bullshit. A few times I was right at a boss fight, but the fucking time limit was up and I had to restart the entire fucking dungeon all over again.

Edit 2: How could I possibly forget about GTAIV? Realism like that does not belong in a game. I've never, NEVER seen a person fall 6 feet and die. Injured, yes, but not DIE.
He's pretty much got it summed up. xD
 

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Well, I would have to say Prototype. I loved the game but there were far too many explosions which ruined the fighting systems and I thought that the funnest attacks were pretty much useless, and no attack is really used much after you get the blade arm drop thingy. Those are things in games which I hate. And because once you finish the game, it doesn't matter how many hives and stuff you destroy, they always come back, which pissed me off cause I just wanted to free roam with being tackled by hunters and shot down by tanks, as it really ruins my murderous rampages.

So, I loved the game but there were so many things that just ruined the game.
Why don't you just start new game on old save and not play past the first few missions? then its only cops and the occasional challange area chaos
 

ThePirateMan

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Fear
Battlefield 2142
Spore
Those are the most fail games in my "library" I luckily don't buy that many games without geting a second opinion or watching shitloadsa' trailers.