Well there's the rub, isn't it? What exactly do "we" have that these so-called "fake gamer girls" want? Certainly nothing they couldn't get significantly easier elsewhere...
I suspect it may have something to do with cookies... or part of a larger conspiracy to cover up, I don't know, the "second shooter" using a "magic bullet" from the fake moon landing site actually built on the moon (because why the hell else send people up there?), where they buried Jimmy Hoffa to appease the aliens, wizards and/or vampires who spread a secret zombie plague so the religious...
oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.
/tinfoilhat
FUTURE EDIT: ...time travel existed. They had that too.
I suspect it may have something to do with cookies... or part of a larger conspiracy to cover up, I don't know, the "second shooter" using a "magic bullet" from the fake moon landing site actually built on the moon (because why the hell else send people up there?), where they buried Jimmy Hoffa to appease the aliens, wizards and/or vampires who spread a secret zombie plague so the religious...
oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.
/tinfoilhat
FUTURE EDIT: ...time travel existed. They had that too.