Famous Last Words

[Shadowtek]

"hey, wheres the mama bear?"

 

[Omnidum]

"Superman, what are you doing with that whale? [http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=239%3Asuperman-hates-whales&option=com_content&Itemid=24]"

 

[000Ronald]

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

That was a good movie.

 

[Cheesus333]

"My God, I must be getting fat. It seems my shadow is growing by the second! Although it seems to be taking a rather unusual shape... do I really look that much like an aeroplane turbine?"

 

[jebussaves88]

"Ah Bill Clinton, nice to meet you... and this must be your brother Hilary..."

 

[Mirika_the_warrior]

you all forgot the most famous one "hey watch this"

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"No, it's completely safe. See."

Or

"So what, I just press this button?"

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

"Yeah, that was me."

 

[Wewt]

''Maybe they only had one rocket..''
This one is actually FOR REALZ.
The sodlier was named Lawrence Beeter and was killed by the second volley.

 

[Black yeoman]

well its lucky I keep my cigarette tin in my top pock- oh dear

 

[Crowghast]

"Either the wallpaper goes or I do."

-Oscar Wilde on his deathbed.

 

[Omnidum]

"Let's just see if I can wrestle this bear."

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

"Using my understanding of quantum theory, I have developed a method for making me live forever.

I have this gun hooked up to a device which measures the spinning of a single quark. If the quark is spinning clockwise, then the gun will fire, but if it isn't, I remain safe.

Every time this machine reads, two realities will be created: one where i am shot, and one where I am not.
In one reality, I will have never been shot at all!"

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"Don't worry, they could hit the side of a barn."
A soldier before getting hit by an RPG

"I'M AN ATHEIST!"
*Lightning Strikes Person*

"Don't worry, we just need to cut the red and green wire at the same time."
"Spencer there is no red or green wire."
"Then were screwed."
Best Episode of Psych EVER!

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

"Hold mah beer"

 

[Klagermeister]

"Their venom can kill an elephant? Well, don't worry. I'm not an elephant."

 

[The Sorrow]

"C'mon, DO IT! You ain't got the guts to pull that trig-"

 

[Sigenrecht]

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine..."

 

[poleboy]

"Oh no, not again."

 

[Omnidum]

"I'm a fireman and I burn tonig-- OHMYGOHDIMONFIRE!!!!"